00:00Dosto kahani shuru hoti hai aur am Bablu Betal naam ke ek shatir chaur ko dekhte hain
00:04jo ki apne kuch chootiye doston ke sath ek besh keemti heera ko churane ke liye ek bank me jaata hai.
00:08Unme se teen dost bank ke andar jaane ka juga dhundh rahe hote hain
00:11aur wahin chautha dost bahar car me baitha unka intazaar kar raha hota hai.
00:15Tabhi waha pahunch kar Bablu Betal apne dost se puchta hai ki bahar sab kuch theek to hai na
00:19jis par bahar baitha uska dost signal deta hai ki sab kuch theek hai.
00:22Phir Bablu Betal chamber se hota hua locker room tak pahunch jaata hai.
00:26Ab wo darwaza band tha to Bablu Betal apne saathi se puchta hai ki
00:29bhai mujhe kuch samajh nahi aara tu hi bata mai kya karoon.
00:32Is par uska saathi kehta hai ki b**hari ke sabse pehle hmein iska taala todna hoga
00:35tab hi jaakar ye gate khulega.
00:37Bablu Betal kehta hai ki nahi nahi bhai
00:39sabse pehle hmein ye dekhna hoga ki kahin ye darwaza pehle se to nahi khula hai.
00:42Ab ye sunte hi uski saathi ki satak jaati hai
00:44aur wo se kehta hai ki baawli gaand ye bank ka locker hai.
00:47GB road ka koi kotha nahi jiske darwaze tujhe khule hue milenge.
00:50Ab Bablu Betal uski baat maankar us darwaze ko tod deta hai
00:53aur andar jaakar us heera ko chura leta hai.
00:55Lekin wahin chhat par hum dekhte hai ki unka ek saathi dhakkan kumar dhokebaaz nikalta hai
00:59aur wo apne hi saathi ko maa daalta hai.
01:01Ab goli ki awas sunkar police bhi wahaan par bohot jaati hai
01:04aur bank ko chaaro taraf se gher leti hai.
01:06Udhar Bablu Betal jaise taise police se bachta hua bank ki chhat par aa jaata hai
01:10lekin chhat par dhakkan kumar pehle se hi uska intazaar kar raha tha
01:13jiske baad wo Bablu Betal ki gaand tod kar usse wo heera chheen leta hai.
01:16Lekin issi doraan police bhi helicopter se wahaan par pahunch jaati hai
01:19jisse bachne ke liye wo dono ek rassi se latakkar
01:21ek under construction building ke andar chale jaate hai.
01:24Udhar police bhi unko dhundte we wahaan par pahunch jaati hai
01:26aur unko dekhte hi dhakkan kumar chupcha wahaan se nikal leta hai.
01:29Lekin wahin Bablu Betal us building me fuss chuka tha
01:32isliye wo ek ventilation chamber ke andar jaata hai
01:34aur us heera ko wahi chhupa deta hai.
01:36Jiske baad wo khud ko police ke hawaale kar deta hai
01:38aur kehta hai ki wo heera to mera saathi dhakkan kumar le gaya
01:42Ab uske iss jurm ke liye Bablu Betal ko 2 saal ki saja sunai jaati hai
01:46aur 2 saal baad jab wo jail se bahar aata hai
01:48to wo bahut jyada excited tha
01:50kyuki ab wo seedha us building me jaakar us heera ko hatiya lega
01:52aur ameer ho jaayega.
01:54Mahin bahar nikalne ke doraan Bablu Betal jailer se kehta hai
01:56ki yaar 2 saal ho gaye aur abhi tak mai muth mar kar hi kaam chala raha hu
02:00lekin ab mai yahaan se seedha Munni ke kothe par jaaunga
02:03aur wahaan par 2-4 ko to ek saath hi lapet dunga.
02:05Jiske baad wo aur bhi bakwaas karne lagta hai
02:07jaise ki mera 6 inch ka hai
02:09aur mai lagataar bina ruke 3 shot aaram se le sakta hu
02:11ab uski ye baate sunkar jailer ke dimaag ka b**chda ho jata hai
02:14aur wo usse kehta hai ki b**chdi ke agar tu 2 minute ke andar yahaan se nahi gaya
02:18to mai teri gaan phard dunga.
02:20Phir jail se bahar aata hi Bablu Betal khushi se paagal ho jata hai
02:22aur jor jor se chillane lagta hai ki
02:24b**chdi walo ab dekhna
02:26mai wo heera bechkar Ambani se bhi jyada ameer ho jaaunga
02:28jiske baad mai Ambani ko apne ghar par naukar rakhunga.
02:30Iske baad wo ek phoolon ka guldasta lekar
02:32apne girlfriend chuchi mastani ke ghar pahuchta hai
02:34lekin jaise hi ghar ka darwaza khulta hai
02:36wahaan ka nazara dekhkar uski fatkar 464 ho jati hai
02:39kyuki jis chuchi mastani ka pichwada chota aur tight hua karta tha
02:42wo ab ek 52 gach ka plaat ban chuka hai
02:44ab ye dekhkar Bablu Betal kehta hai ki
02:46b**chdi ki ye kya ho gaya
02:48kahin tu ne munni ke kothe par kaam karna to shuru nahi kar diya
02:50kyuki mujhe ache se yaad hai ki
02:522 sal pehle to tum bilkul maal dikha karti thi
02:54lekin ab tumko kya hua
02:56tum ek b**ch kaise ban gayi
02:58lekin phir wo kehta hai ki chalo koi baat nahi
03:01to ab jaldi se batao abhi ghodi banogi ya baad mein
03:03lekin tabhi wo ladki kehti hai ki
03:05chuchi mastani jaldi bahara
03:07koi ch**iya yaha par kaafi der se b**chodiyan pel raha hai
03:09ab ye dekhkar Bablu Betal ko pata chalta hai ki
03:11jise wo chuchi mastani samajh raha tha
03:13wo to uske ghar ki naukarani thi
03:15aur chuchi mastani to abhi bhi maal dikha karti thi
03:17ab usse dekhkar Bablu Betal kehta hai ki
03:19jaane man 2 sal se mai jail mei haath gadi chalakar
03:21pareshan ho gaya hu
03:22to kya aaj raat ko mai tumhara tabla baja skta hu
03:24ab ye sunte hi chuchi mastani uske muh par
03:31to bank mein kaam karta hai
03:32jis par Bablu Betal kehta hai ki
03:33nahi nahi meri jaan
03:34maine to ye bola tha ki
03:35main bank lootne wala hu
03:37ab ye sunke chuchi mastani gussa ho jati hai
03:39aur usse ch**iya bolkar waha se bhaga deti hai
03:41iske baad Bablu Betal apna hira lene ke liye
03:43usse jagah par pahuchta hai
03:44jahaan par usne 2 sal pehle usse chhupaya tha
03:46lekin waha pahuchkar wo dekhta hai ki
03:48wo under construction building
03:49ab ek police station ban chuka hai
03:51ab ye dekhkar uski fad jati hai
03:53kyuki agar wo police station mei chori karta hua pakda gaya
03:55to sabhi police wale usse wahin dabochkar
03:58lekin ab kaise bhi karke
03:59usse police station ke andar jaana hi tha
04:01isliye wo apna huliya badalkar
04:02ek pizza delivery boy banta hai
04:04aur police station ke andar chala jata hai
04:06phir waha wo uchhalte kootte
04:07ek police officer ke paas jata hai
04:09aur usse kehta hai ki
04:10sir aapka pizza jo aapne
04:11extra muth marke mangwaaya tha
04:12wo tayyar hai
04:13tabhi wo mota officer kehta hai ki
04:14haan haan
04:15isse maine hi mangwaaya tha
04:16tum isse yahaan par rakho aur chalte bano
04:18lekin apne Bablu Betal ko to
04:19police station ke andar jaana tha
04:21isliye wo paas mein hi khade
04:22ek doosre officer ke paas jata hai
04:24aur usse kehta hai ki
04:27saare pizza akela hi khana chata hai
04:29isliye mai chhata hu ki
04:30ye pizza aap rakh liye
04:31aur sabhi mein baad diye
04:32iske baad wo saare pizza
04:33uss police officer ko dekar
04:34bahar aa jata hai
04:35aur chootiyon ke jaise
04:36dance karne lagta hai
04:37issi duran hmein pata chalta hai ki
04:39Bablu Betal le pizza dene ke bahane
04:41uss police officer ki
04:42ID ko chura liya tha
04:43phir wo uss ID ko lekar
04:44jugadu ke paas jata hai
04:45aur usse uss ID par
04:46police officer ki jagah
04:47uski photo chipkane ko gaita hai
04:49darsal wo aesa isliye karwaara tha
04:51taaki wo ek nakli detective bankar
04:52police station ke andar jaye
04:58detective banne ki practice
04:59karne lagta hai
05:00taaki sabhi usse
05:01ek asli detective samjhein
05:02jiske baad agle hi din
05:03wo suit boot pehankar
05:04uss police station me
05:05pahunch jata hai
05:06yahaan par uske how bow se
05:07kisi ko bhi shak nahi hota
05:08ki ye aadmi
05:09ek nakli detective hai
05:10iske baad Bablu Betal
05:11ladies toilet se hota hua
05:12uss ventilation chamber ke
05:13andar jane ki koshish
05:14karne lagta hai
05:15lekin issi duran
05:16wahaan par ek kaidi
05:17police walo se bhakta hua
05:18uss bathroom me ghus jata hai
05:19jisse dekhte hi
05:20Bablu Betal ghabra jata hai
05:21lekin phir jaise taise
05:23uss chaur ko maarkar
05:24wahin par behosh kar deta hai
05:25issi duran
05:26police wale bhi
05:27uski awaje sunkar
05:28wahaan par pahunch jata hai
05:29aur wahaan par uss chaur
05:30ko behosh padha hua
05:31dekhkar wo log
05:32Bablu Betal ki bahot
05:33tarif karte hai
05:34tabhi ek senior officer
05:35usse uski identity
05:36pooshta hai
05:37jahaan par Bablu Betal
05:38usse ek nakli file
05:39pagda deta hai
05:40jisme likha tha ki
05:41Bablu Betal itna
05:42kaabil officer hai
05:43ki usne akele hi
05:44poori duniya ko
05:45Thanos se bachaya tha
05:46ab ye dekhkar
05:47senior officer usse
05:48impress ho jata hai
05:49aur usse bahar
05:51iske baad
05:52wo dono
05:53police station se
05:54bahar aate hai
05:55jahaan par
05:56Gillu Gobar
05:57usse batata hai
05:58ki ab hume ek
05:59muthal gang ko
06:00pakadna hai
06:01jo shahar me
06:02har jagah
06:03apna paani
06:04phailate ja rahe
06:05hai
06:06ab uss gang
06:07ko pakadne ke liye
06:08wo log
06:09ek garage me
06:10jaate hai
06:11jahaan ke malika
06:12kehna tha ki
06:13uske garage ka
06:14sara saman
06:15muthal gang
06:16ne hi churaya hai
06:17lekin jab
06:18iss mamle ki
06:19muthal gang
06:20ne hi chur
06:21tha
06:22to usse pata tha
06:23ki garage ka
06:24malik
06:25jhoot bol raha hai
06:26aur issi tarah
06:27wo iss case ko
06:28asani se suljha deta hai
06:29ab apni iss
06:30kamyabi ko
06:31celebrate karne ke liye
06:32Bablu Betal
06:33ek shopping mall
06:34me jata hai
06:35aur wahaan par
06:36bet kar
06:37chips khaane lagta
06:38hai
06:39issi duran
06:40wo shopping mall
06:41me
06:42ek chur aakar
06:43cash counter se
06:44paise churane ki
06:45koshish karne lagta
06:46hai
06:47lekin tabhi
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08:44Bablu Betal goes to a smuggling case with Gillu Gobar, where smugglers had stolen some valuables.
08:51There was a FBI, who sees Bablu Betal and asks him how he became a senior officer.
08:56Bablu Betal was also a thief, so he understands that these smugglers were taking drugs to other countries.
09:03Bablu Betal catches the smugglers and gets the drugs seized by the police.
09:08After this, when he tries to find the diamond in the ventilation chamber, he finally finds it.
09:14Now he is very happy to find the diamond, but immediately the FBI comes there,
09:19because of which the diamond slips from his hand and goes into the lot filled with drugs.
09:23There, the FBI was taking the drugs for testing, but then Bablu Betal says that
09:27if they take the drugs to the leader of the smugglers, then they will easily catch the mastermind of the game.
09:33Now the FBI also likes this plan of Bablu Betal,
09:36after which they ask him and an officer to go to the leader of the smugglers in a truck filled with drugs.
09:42But then in the middle of the road, Bablu Betal stops the truck and tries to remove the diamond from there.
09:47Now he had found the diamond, but then Kala Gota and Dhakkan Kumar also reach there to take their share from the diamond.
09:53Then Dhakkan Kumar shows him a gun and takes the diamond from him.
09:57But then the leader of the smugglers comes there and takes the truck straight to his den.
10:01After this, when he sees the three of them there, he starts doubting them that they are definitely policemen.
10:07But then Bablu Betal starts explaining to him that no brother, we are thieves like you,
10:11but that leader does not believe him.
10:14Now he is about to kill them, that's when the police also reach there,
10:17and there is a shootout between the police and the thieves.
10:20Now during the fight, Gilu Gobar was about to fall, that's when Bablu Betal comes and saves him.
10:25On the other hand, Dhakkan Kumar starts running away with the truck full of diamond and drugs,
10:29but along with Bablu Betal, the police also follow him.
10:33Dhakkan Kumar quickly moves towards the border of Mexico,
10:36because if he leaves the USA and reaches Mexico, then the USA police will not be able to do anything to him.
10:41There, the officers standing on the border also try to stop him,
10:44but Dhakkan Kumar breaks that border and leaves from there.
10:47At the same time, how was Bablu Betal going to let that diamond go like this,
10:50that's why he also comes to Mexico like a mad dog behind him.
10:53After which he crashes his truck and kills him with that diamond.
10:58Meanwhile, the rest of the police also reach there,
11:00after which a senior officer asks him his identity,
11:03because no one knew anything about him.
11:06At that time, Bablu Betal says that I am not from the USA, but from Mexico,
11:09and I am a very big detective there,
11:11now because my mission is over, so I have to go back to my country.
11:15Saying this, he crosses the US border and reaches Mexico.
11:19Meanwhile, the running Gilu Gobar comes there and tells him that I know you are a thief,
11:24but I didn't tell anyone because you saved my life.
11:27After this, they shake hands and Bablu Betal leaves from there with his diamond.
11:33And friends, this story ends here.