00:00The issue mate is that this car has been reported stolen, as of yesterday, alright?
00:06What?
00:07As I'm afraid.
00:09My bad.
00:10So what I'm going to do, right now, if I'm wrong, I'll undo it.
00:15But as of right now, just so I can control the situation, everything's alright, alright mate?
00:19Time is now 11 minutes past 11 and you're under arrest on suspicion of theft of a motor vehicle.
00:27Can I have a word?
00:28It's outside of Whizbeach, mate. Whizbeach is literally about a mile that way.
00:30So what police station am I going to go to?
00:31It'll be King's Lynn, pick.
00:32King's Lynn, yeah?
00:33Yeah, man.
00:34Listen, I ain't going to lie to you, I'm a band driver, innit?
00:37Right, you want to take a nice deep breath, okay?
00:43So nice deep breath, for a nice tight seal around the mouthpiece, and then just keep blowing a long continuous breath until I tell you to stop, alright?
00:48So, big deep breath.
00:51Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, perfect.
00:55Well done, mate, first time. Fantastic.
00:57Is that blue?
00:58Eh?
00:59Tell me what blue is.
01:00No, I'll find out in a sec.
01:07You just blew 150, mate.
01:09What?
01:10Legal limit's 35.
01:11What did I blow?
01:12150.
01:13150?
01:14150, that ain't good, man.
01:15Right, mate, time is now 36 minutes past 11.
01:18I never blew 150.
01:19Mate, right there, 150, on my life.
01:22You're lying.
01:23And it's on here, it's on here.
01:24Let me do it again.
01:25I'm not going to let you do it.
01:26No, we'll do one road test, and then we'll get there.
01:28150.
01:29Right, as I was saying, 36 minutes past 11, mate, you're further arrested on suspicion of driving whilst over the prescribed limit with alcohol, alright?
01:36Course it still applies.
01:56Alright, mate.
01:57Thanks.
01:58Bye.
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