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00:00Do you have a 5 star hotel here?

00:06What for?

00:07I want to drink tea

00:09If you want to drink tea, drink from our hotel

00:11You won't get better tea anywhere in India

00:15Is this a tea shop?

00:16Yes

00:18Make it

00:24Brother, I am going to pee, will you check?

00:27Will you check?

00:30You are amazing

00:31You will pee, I will check

00:33You will dance, what a city

00:35Brother, I am talking about the suitcase

00:37Ok, ok, say it like this

00:40Are you new to the city?

00:41I am from Bihar

00:43Tell me one thing

00:44You are giving me a suitcase in a foreign city

00:46What if I run away with it?

00:48You look very rich

00:50Thank you, thank you

00:51It doesn't look like you can steal

00:53Don't sit on my head, go away

00:56Thank you brother

00:57Don't sing, start singing

01:00I asked for tea, will it come from the parliament?

01:12I asked for tea, not water

01:15What a strange city, half mad

01:18Thank you brother

01:20What do you think?

01:21I am standing here to hear your thank you

01:23Listen, now I am going to pee

01:26And you check the suitcase

01:29I am coming

01:46This is a newspaper

01:48I thought it was a tissue paper

01:54Where did he go?

01:55A man was standing here, where did he go?

01:57Where did he go?

01:59What happened sir?

02:00A stupid man left his suitcase by mistake

02:03He took my suitcase thinking it was his

02:05Open it and see

02:07Who is stupid?

02:08Tell me

02:09No, no, no

02:10Don't touch other's suitcase and wife

02:13But he took your suitcase

02:17Open it

02:18Open it

02:20Wow!

02:21He took my suitcase on his stomach

02:23Very good

02:28Idiot

02:30How much money was in your suitcase?

02:32Sir, I didn't have any money

02:34I had my friend Sidhu's telephone number and address

02:37I have to go to him

02:39Chicken biryani, 5 rupees

02:41Very good

02:42I got 5 rupees to put slogans in Delhi

02:46Listen

02:47Where do I sit?

02:48Where is the chair?

02:49Chair?

02:50He is not answering

02:52Excuse me

02:53I am feeling nauseous

02:56Thank you

02:57Give me the menu card

02:59What?

03:00Give me a plate of biryani

03:03And give me a leg piece

03:05Everyone wants a leg piece

03:07Where should I get it from?

03:08One chicken has only two legs

03:10We have four legs

03:12Four?

03:13Of two chickens

03:14Here

03:15Give it to me

03:16Thank you

03:19It's a very weak leg piece

03:21Did this chicken have polio?

03:23Will you get an elephant leg piece for 5 rupees?

03:26Eat it

03:27Okay, don't eat too much

03:28Turn on the fan, it's very hot

03:41It's weak but it's very good

03:45Listen

03:46Yes

03:47Do you have a fan?

03:48No

03:52What is this?

03:53He is a fool, he doesn't know anything

03:56Give me some water, I want to wash my hands

04:00Here

04:17What is this?

04:34Are you making fun of me?

04:39Why did you hit me?

04:40I was just asking for the time

04:45What happened?

04:46Whenever I hiccup

04:48I hear a crow

04:50What did you eat?

04:54What are you saying?

04:56I ate a chicken biryani for 5 rupees

04:59A chicken biryani for 5 rupees?

05:01That is a crow biryani

05:03If you eat a crow biryani

05:05You won't hear a crow like me

05:07Crow biryani?

05:13This is also a wrong number

05:16Brother

05:17Do you have a wallet?

05:19Why?

05:20Maybe I can find a number in it

05:25Sir

05:26What an idea

05:28I was thinking about it for a long time

05:30But I couldn't think of it

05:32You are amazing

05:34Give it to me

05:35Let me see

05:37Can't you think of a number for me?

05:39What are you saying?

05:40Okay, I will think of it

05:42What was it?

05:432

05:442 8 6 0 7 0 7 9

05:50Hello

05:51Hello

05:52Is it Siddharth?

05:54You are calling me again and again

05:58Hang up

05:59Hang up

06:00Hang up

06:02Why can't you think of a number?

06:06Let me try again

06:09Yes

06:112

06:128

06:130

06:149

06:154

06:165

06:176

06:183

06:19Hello

06:20Hello

06:21Can I talk to Siddharth?

06:23Hang up

06:24Sir

06:25I found it

06:26Really?

06:27Thank you

06:28You don't have to look for it in this

06:29Keep it

06:30Hello

06:31Yes sir, I wanted to meet Siddharth

06:33Did he come directly?

06:35What?

06:36He can't come indirectly?

06:38What?

06:39He died?

06:41Siddharth died?

06:42He died

06:43What?

06:44While going to take the pension of Freedom Fighter

06:46He sneezed on the way and died?

06:48How old was he?

06:50He was 90 years old?

06:51What?

06:52No, a month ago

06:54He was 22 years old when he left from Allahabad

06:56In a month he was 90 years old?

06:59Tell me his full name

07:02Siddharth Bhatnagar Almoda

07:04My God

07:06Wrong number

07:08Brother, do one thing

07:10I am very sad about your great grandfather's death

07:13Please cry on my behalf

07:16Brother

07:18Rs. 350 is equal to Rs. 75

07:21I am giving it to you

07:22What is your problem?

07:24You are sitting on my head

07:29Where did the man go?

07:30He left

07:31What about my purse?

07:32When the man left, where will the purse be?

07:35Take out the money

07:37When the purse left, how will I take out the money?

07:41Do one thing

07:42Write it in my account

07:43This is not your father's account

07:45Remove the watch

07:46Watch?

07:47My father's curse is following me here

07:50Take it

07:52Will it work?

07:53Throw it on the ground

07:55It will run faster than you

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