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Your Sister’s Sister (2011) is a heartfelt and intimate indie drama directed by Lynn Shelton, starring Emily Blunt, Mark Duplass, and Rosemarie DeWitt.
This tender, character-driven story explores love, loss, and the complex emotional ties that bind us together.

After the death of his brother, Jack (Mark Duplass) seeks solitude in his best friend Iris’s (Emily Blunt) family cabin — only to find Iris’s sister Hannah (Rosemarie DeWitt) there instead. What begins as an awkward encounter turns into a deeply personal and unexpected journey of vulnerability, humor, and connection.

🎥 Directed by: Lynn Shelton
💞 Starring: Emily Blunt, Mark Duplass, Rosemarie DeWitt
🎞️ Genre: Drama | Romance | Indie
🏆 Critically acclaimed Sundance favorite – praised for its authenticity and emotional depth.

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00:00:00You guys, how long were you together, um, about a year, and you met in college, right?
00:00:17Yeah.
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00:00:19It was about seven years ago.
00:00:20I'm more, I'm friends with Jack, you know.
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00:02:10I think it was like all back together.
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00:02:12Amazing.
00:02:13That's what it's all about.
00:02:14And I thought it was really important that we do this for Tom.
00:02:21It's so hard to eulogize someone who you look up to, you know,
00:02:26because Tom was amazing.
00:02:29He was the best fucking guy.
00:02:30I mean, he was a better friend to all of us than we were to him.
00:02:33I mean, at least that's how I feel.
00:02:35I just think back, we were roommates at UW,
00:02:38and I remember at one point Sarah came to visit me,
00:02:44and he moved all of his stuff into the common room to sleep there.
00:02:49And I was like, it smells bad.
00:02:52And he was like, no, no, I'm going to do it so you can have sex.
00:02:56And I was like, we're not having sex.
00:02:59And he was like, but I'm optimistic.
00:03:04And he was just so generous.
00:03:07He was the best.
00:03:08And I was just thinking today, I mean, I saw Hotel Rwanda came on TV,
00:03:13and he and I saw it together in the theater.
00:03:17And the day after it came out,
00:03:20he started donating time at the shelter in downtown Seattle.
00:03:24That's what he was like.
00:03:26You'd sit there thinking about it, and he would do it.
00:03:28And I just want to say cheers.
00:03:31Cheers.
00:03:32Cheers.
00:03:35Tom and I were big into movies growing up.
00:03:41Actually, Tom and I had a seminal movie experience together,
00:03:46not dissimilar from Hotel Rwanda,
00:03:49except it was with Revenge of the Nerds.
00:03:53And it was fascinating.
00:03:55It's sort of, it changed him.
00:04:00Because Tom was not like you know him when he was younger.
00:04:06Tom was, he was the bully, I found out,
00:04:12like, when I went to pick him up from school.
00:04:15And he was quite emotionally and physically manipulative.
00:04:19And when I watched him watching Revenge of the Nerds,
00:04:21something clicked in him,
00:04:23which was he was learning that, like, the bullies and the assholes
00:04:27end up last, and the nerds and the nice guys win.
00:04:30And his little brain started clocking away and going,
00:04:33oh, fuck, I'm going to gain favor in this world.
00:04:36I'm going to be nice.
00:04:37I'm going to be altruistic.
00:04:38I'm going to watch Hotel Rwanda and volunteer at a shelter,
00:04:41because girls will like that.
00:04:43I will get laid.
00:04:44I'll get a better job.
00:04:45I'll succeed forward in the life.
00:04:47I don't think that's what it is.
00:04:48But the purest version.
00:04:50Hey, Al.
00:04:51Hey, Al.
00:04:52I know you spent some time with him the last couple of years,
00:04:54but he's my brother.
00:04:55I just think you're going to hold someone to something
00:04:57that happened when they were fucking 14 years old or whatever.
00:04:59Yeah, exactly.
00:05:00If we're going to toast a man, let's toast a man.
00:05:02Let's not eulogize somebody like a fucking bullshit.
00:05:04No, I know, just the way you're saying it is just like,
00:05:06he's a dick, and it's like he's not, he wasn't a dick.
00:05:08I didn't say he was a dick.
00:05:09He was amazing.
00:05:10You're calling my brother a dick?
00:05:11I'm not calling my brother a dick.
00:05:12Jack.
00:05:14I'm just saying, let's not do what everybody does
00:05:17at a funeral or a commemoratory ceremony,
00:05:21where we just say, oh, they were amazing and they were generous.
00:05:23Because that's fucking bullshit, and it's a dishonor to the man.
00:05:26So cheers.
00:05:27No, I think I'm going to finish, Al, because I'm his brother.
00:05:31If we're going to raise our glass, I want to raise our glass to the man.
00:05:34You know half of the man, and I know the whole man, okay,
00:05:37who's fucking beautiful.
00:05:39He knew how to make himself work and weave in the world,
00:05:42and I think that's fucking great,
00:05:44and I would never call him a dick for that,
00:05:46so fuck you for saying that.
00:05:47But let's raise a glass to the whole man.
00:05:49Cheers.
00:05:50Cheers.
00:05:51Thank you.
00:05:52Thank you.
00:05:56Cheers.
00:06:06So anyway, I was...
00:06:09I shouldn't say something, but...
00:06:12Does anyone want another drink?
00:06:14What's the next word?
00:06:15Hmm.
00:06:20Oh, boy.
00:06:27How'd that go for you?
00:06:29When you wrote it, how did you see that actually playing out for you?
00:06:36I will say this.
00:06:40Some parties are forgettable.
00:06:42You know what I mean?
00:06:44But I gotta say, this party...
00:06:46Had great guacamole and amazing public speaking.
00:06:49Great public speaking. Don't remember it.
00:06:53You gotta stop.
00:06:57You know that, right?
00:07:01Oh, this is that moment.
00:07:03This is your intervention.
00:07:04Isn't it? This is...
00:07:06This is hard, Iris.
00:07:08I miss you.
00:07:10I miss my friend.
00:07:13I know you're sad.
00:07:15I'm sad, too.
00:07:18Yeah.
00:07:22You know what I always think about?
00:07:26I think about, like...
00:07:29You were...
00:07:30That must have been so hard for you...
00:07:34To leave Tom.
00:07:36That fucking guy loved you.
00:07:39Man.
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00:07:41You are...
00:07:42But you were right.
00:07:43And you were so brave.
00:07:44And you were so right.
00:07:45It wasn't right with us.
00:07:46No.
00:07:47It wasn't right with you guys.
00:07:49But that's okay.
00:07:53Can I tell you something?
00:07:55I turned down the Trinity job.
00:07:58Why?
00:08:00I don't wanna go to Trinity...
00:08:02And show them who I am right now...
00:08:04Because they'll never hire me again.
00:08:06And so...
00:08:07That almost means, like...
00:08:09I don't wanna go to another party...
00:08:11And show them who I am right now.
00:08:12And I don't wanna go to a girl...
00:08:14And show her who I am right now.
00:08:15You're a mess.
00:08:18Well...
00:08:20I've been watching you for a year now.
00:08:22And whatever you're doing...
00:08:24And whatever you think is helping you...
00:08:27I have a responsibility as your friend...
00:08:29To tell you that it's not.
00:08:31I knew this was coming.
00:08:32Okay.
00:08:33Just tell me what to do.
00:08:34Okay.
00:08:35That's basically where I'm at.
00:08:36Just tell me what...
00:08:37You know better than I do.
00:08:38You know I...
00:08:39I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
00:08:40I know.
00:08:41I have a plan.
00:08:42You have a plan?
00:08:43I just want you to hear me out.
00:08:44It's just a plan right now.
00:08:45I love your plans.
00:08:46You might not love this one...
00:08:47But just hear me out.
00:08:48I don't have any plans.
00:08:49Um...
00:08:50That's good news.
00:08:51You know, uh...
00:08:53You know that nice red bicycle that you have?
00:08:55Yes.
00:08:56Yikes.
00:08:57Sorry.
00:08:58What are you gonna do?
00:09:00You're gonna dust off old red.
00:09:02You're gonna wheel him out of the shed.
00:09:03And you're gonna get on a ferry.
00:09:06I'm sending you to my dad's place.
00:09:08You know, my dad's place on the island,
00:09:10it's beautiful in the winter.
00:09:12It's idyllic and crisp and peaceful and...
00:09:15Like, by beautiful you mean rainy and cold.
00:09:18I'm sorry, I got so distracted
00:09:19because all I heard was pissing and moaning.
00:09:21Right.
00:09:22Sorry, I started pissing.
00:09:23I'm not pissing.
00:09:24I'm not pissing and moaning.
00:09:25I'm done.
00:09:26I'm done.
00:09:28You just need some head space, okay?
00:09:32Okay.
00:09:33Okay.
00:09:36Okay.
00:09:40So then, you're gonna take a right
00:09:42on a road called Dunhill Road,
00:09:44and the house is right at the end of the street
00:09:46and it's the only house on the lane.
00:09:48Okay.
00:09:49Um, I mean, seriously, I'm just going and not...
00:09:52Like, what am I doing out here?
00:09:54You just sit there and you look out at the water
00:09:56and you think about your life.
00:09:58Really? I'm just gonna sit?
00:09:59You're just gonna sit.
00:10:00There's no TV, there's no internet, there's nothing.
00:10:02It's just you.
00:10:03Do they have forks?
00:10:05We have a couple of forks, yeah.
00:10:12No, Jack.
00:10:14I can't.
00:10:15This is...
00:10:16I can't anyway, because I'm slammed,
00:10:18but I can't because this is for you, you know?
00:10:22Don't make me feel bad about sending you off.
00:10:34Ha ha ha.
00:11:04Wow.
00:11:34Yeah.
00:12:04Okay.
00:12:34Okay.
00:13:05Fuck it.
00:13:22Oh shit.
00:13:23Ah!
00:13:24Sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:13:25Sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:13:26Hi, hi, hi.
00:13:27I'm sorry.
00:13:28Okay.
00:13:29I think I have the wrong house, and I...
00:13:32Hey, Hannah, you're Hannah. Oh my god. I'm so sorry. I'm Jack. I'm Iris's friend Jack
00:13:39You're Jack. Yes. I'm so sorry. I freaked you out. Fuck. Sorry. Are you kidding me?
00:13:45What are you doing? Like creeping around my house? I was looking for the key and I'm so sorry
00:13:50I didn't I didn't even see anything. So it's fine
00:13:54Sorry, that's my fault that's
00:14:02I
00:14:12Anyway not to beat a dead horse, but just to be super clear
00:14:14I was looking for the key out front and I thought maybe it was on the side
00:14:18You know and that's really ring the bell just
00:14:22Ring the bell, dude. Yeah, but I didn't know anybody was here. So why would I ring the bell? Yeah, just let's drop it. Okay
00:14:29It's done
00:14:32Sorry
00:14:33but look you obviously came here to
00:14:38Get some alone time and I'm clearly barging in so I I don't know. I just get a cheap hotel
00:14:43I think and it'll be fine. No, it's fine. You can you could stay
00:14:47Yeah, it's fine. Stay. I
00:14:51Don't want to intrude I really don't look Iris invited you up. You're a guest you're welcome to stay
00:14:57I
00:15:00Sure, yeah, I'm sure there's plenty of room I'm sure we won't even run into each other
00:15:07Are you hungry
00:15:13Bananas
00:15:15Well, they're dehydrated, okay
00:15:19I'm good. Thank you. But yeah, if you're okay, I'm I will okay. I'm saying are you okay?
00:15:26Okay
00:15:27What is our bedroom I should take yeah, just go
00:15:31Pass where we had to stand off and it's the first bedroom. All right past the
00:15:37Creepy guy with the bike helmet. Yeah where the crazy lady was brandishing the or
00:15:45She was scary. I hope she's gone. Good night. You think we'll see her again, maybe
00:15:55I
00:16:25I
00:16:55I
00:17:12Come in
00:17:25There's glasses on the window, so
00:17:28You know if you want to join me you sure yeah, thanks
00:17:37One thing in common with your little sister
00:17:41What the lush back? Ah the self-aware lush factor. Oh very important big difference
00:17:50So
00:17:52You're on an island
00:17:55It's 3 in the morning and you're drinking by yourself
00:18:00Yeah
00:18:02What's going on?
00:18:05Really
00:18:07I'm not good for small talk. So I apologize if I'm
00:18:11Barging through the doors of your privacy, right? Yeah, it's okay. You kind of are but I apologize
00:18:17Let's talk about your slippers. Okay, let's talk about my slippers. Your slippers are awesome
00:18:25I
00:18:29Just walked out on a seven-year relationship
00:18:35Whoa
00:18:37Hence the tequila, that's the tequila
00:18:45What's your story
00:18:48Mmm, nothing really I just kind of had a shitty year, you know thought it'd be nice to have a little sabbatical
00:18:55Get some alone time
00:18:57Okay, good place for it. Good place for it
00:19:00obviously
00:19:02But I gotta say, uh, not so terrible to have a drink buddy
00:19:07Yeah
00:19:11You are not what I expected Hannah
00:19:15How so?
00:19:17You are I don't know just not how
00:19:21I
00:19:22Was described you to me, I guess I how does she describe me she
00:19:27Well, if you don't know already she worships you and looks up to you and thinks you are amazing and she loves you
00:19:34Yeah, it's true
00:19:37What else?
00:19:38What I mean dirt she's on. What am I supposed to say? She loves you. She thinks you're amazing. I love her
00:19:44I think she's amazing. Oh good. We'll drink you drink drink your drink. Tell somebody to drink my drink. I'm drinking my drink
00:19:50Drink that one watch this. Oh
00:19:54Yeah, watch this
00:19:57Wow, okay. Do you have any brothers or sisters now you're talking I had a brother
00:20:04That's right
00:20:07I'm sorry. Don't be sorry. I knew that don't that's come on. It's my bad. Why are you sorry?
00:20:14I
00:20:16There's nothing to be sorry about I used to have a brother and they're doing anymore and that's what it is, you know, it's like
00:20:23It is what it is. It sucks. And you know
00:20:27it was
00:20:29You know terrible obviously, but um, but I'm good and thank you for that, but it's not necessary
00:20:36To
00:20:40Your brother to your sister and her sister being you
00:20:54I
00:20:56Can't look if we're gonna drink to someone as awesome as your sister and my dead brother. We're throwing the shit back
00:21:00Okay, come on. Wham it. Oh
00:21:02Hmm
00:21:04There it is. Holy shit yet another similarity if you and Iris I can talk her into drinking anything
00:21:11I can't believe you let me talk you into that. That's really great
00:21:13You want another one?
00:21:20Okay, my best friend is your sister it's like a kind of in-law of sorts that makes us
00:21:32I'm doing
00:21:41Going down
00:21:51Yeah, all right, it's not that I was I was in love with her
00:21:55I was totally fucking in love with her
00:21:57But what I was in love with was the potential that she was holding that was me, right does that make sense, right?
00:22:03That's what I was in love with right was that right? And then I started to realize like it
00:22:08Was like I gave her all my the judge all my good stuff
00:22:15And she wouldn't give it back so like as the as like the years went on and everything went on I was just like
00:22:22Sounds so fucking melodramatic. I was like this
00:22:25It's fucking like little fucking bird like in a cage and finally she came over and I locked it and I just sat there I
00:22:35Sat there for three more months when she was hooking up with a
00:22:39Love
00:22:41woman girl who's so much younger than me and
00:22:44I just couldn't I just sat there and waited for her to be attracted to me again or to just look at me like I
00:22:52was
00:22:53Whoa?
00:22:54We're gonna stop this conversation. I got a sense of it. Okay, and here's the deal. I've made a decision
00:23:01Pam is a fucking moron. Mm-hmm. Okay, she's not really but look
00:23:06for her to have given you the sense in some way that you're not like young enough or good enough or
00:23:12Pretty enough or just enough in general. It's fucking bullshit and
00:23:17It's bullshit because what I see across from me is
00:23:23You have to you're gonna have to let me descend here for a second. Can I descend? Yeah. Okay. I'll tell you something and
00:23:29I don't want you to take it the wrong way. It's to prove a point. Okay, but it's about your butt. So when I
00:23:36When I when I went to look you are a fucker
00:23:40You were fucking peeping in the fucking windows. You're a fucker
00:23:44Give me some more you are a fucking good. Yeah. No, I want to hear your confession. No confess
00:23:50I tried to find the key
00:23:51I went around the door all innocent up until that point innocent innocent innocent looking for the key total innocence total innocence through the window
00:24:00Your butt
00:24:04But you made me that way
00:24:07Fucking awesome. Okay, can you not it's like super soft? How do you want super soft?
00:24:13You're so fucking weird
00:24:16I know I looked at it
00:24:19Sense of it. Mm-hmm. And let me tell you another thing. That's even more inappropriate
00:24:23But it's super safe because you're a lesbian
00:24:26if I were
00:24:29Differently equipped or you were differently inclined
00:24:35This night might go a very really different way. I'm just saying you're just saying I would be
00:24:43super open to that in a whole other universe because
00:24:48And this is just serving to prove
00:24:50my point of like you shouldn't feel
00:24:54not awesome because
00:24:57She was not interested in you there would be a lot of people
00:25:00I didn't think she wasn't interested in me the fucking thing ran its course. But anyway, go ahead. I like it. I like it
00:25:05to your
00:25:07gorgeous
00:25:08supple
00:25:10soft
00:25:12Sexy motherfucking butt
00:25:18And all the other things that I might be thinking about except for the fact that I'm not thinking about them anyway the point is
00:25:24you
00:25:26You're never gonna be happy if you're eating this fucking bird food, you think you know why you feel like a bird
00:25:30I love that food feel like a bird. Okay. What the fuck is this? It's a turd. You can't eat these things. I
00:25:35Am here. Dr. Jack to fix you. Okay, so I'm gonna make you
00:25:41Round tall filet super awesome grocery store cook it medium rare. I can't do it with the butter. I
00:25:46Can't eat meat can make me something else
00:25:49okay, I'll make you something else I'll make you a
00:25:53super awesome steak medium rare with the butter and the blue cheese and
00:25:58The truffle oil drizzled over the french fries. I'm gonna put this plate in front of you and it's gonna be totally different
00:26:03It'll be a change of pace
00:26:05But you are out of the cage now my friend if you want to fucking fly you're gonna start with a steak
00:26:11Thompson
00:26:13All right, we're gonna store cook you hey
00:26:23All right, I'm gonna take you up on your offer
00:26:28What are you doing I
00:26:30Haven't been on that bicycle in quite some time, but we
00:26:39Are you serious? Yeah
00:26:42I'm single. You're single
00:26:45I'm single. I mean, maybe it's a bad idea. It's not about it. Yeah, maybe it's about I got about it
00:26:51No, you shouldn't do it. You're a straight guy. I'm looking at your boobs. It might be too much
00:26:54It might be too much for you
00:26:56Too much for you to handle
00:27:01Hey, you're serious, I don't know I mean I'm game if you're game
00:27:11I
00:27:35Didn't bring up I don't have a condom. I
00:27:37I well, I didn't I thought I was gonna be alone
00:28:07I
00:28:14Gotta show you something. I've always wanted to do this. Okay, you ready? Yes
00:28:23All right, very underwhelmed
00:28:30Whoa, you're really going for it
00:28:33Oh snap it snap it
00:29:03Oh
00:29:25Okay, yeah, sorry
00:29:33I
00:29:36Can I can help no, it's okay finish for you. Oh, no. Thank you. You sure? Yeah
00:29:57Snuggle yeah
00:30:03Maybe not that close. Oh, you should get we should get some water, too
00:30:15Good night. Thank you
00:30:33I
00:31:03I
00:31:34I
00:31:35Very important. Okay, she cannot know about this. I am running or something. You are sleeping and we're good. Okay, just
00:32:03I
00:32:05I
00:32:28Was so nice to see you I didn't know you're gonna be here. Yeah
00:32:32Did you just wake up? Yeah, okay. These are cute
00:32:39Jesus Christ, what what have you come as I was on a run?
00:32:48Jane Fonda
00:32:50I
00:33:04It's weird it's weird you haven't met so I love it. I know it's crazy. Well, how would why are you what?
00:33:10How did it what are you doing here? I got off work
00:33:12I just was like they moved a shoot and then asked another one. So I was like peace out
00:33:16I'm gonna go and annoy you my friend
00:33:21He's here you were like go for a solo sabbatical, I know except I know you're supposed to have alone time and now you're like
00:33:28double whammy
00:33:31Two of them here that was a big run. Yeah, it was really good. Yeah, I need to pee. I'm literally
00:33:37I got you provisions and stuff. I love that you're here
00:33:42Where did you guys sleep?
00:33:45I was a bit much. It's like pouring off your head. Mm-hmm
00:33:53So
00:34:01Hey, hey took my room
00:34:05Hate my room
00:34:07Don't be weird and change the sheets. It's fine. I
00:34:11I
00:34:13Broke up with Pam
00:34:15What?
00:34:17Holy shit. What when?
00:34:20a couple of days ago, I
00:34:22Get up here yesterday. I hitchhiked up. I know
00:34:26It's so dangerous. I
00:34:29Had no idea that are you all right, don't please don't change the sheet
00:34:36I want to talk to you about
00:34:41I
00:34:43Had no idea you guys were having trouble
00:34:49Hannah
00:34:56No, I knew we're in trouble we weren't being physical anymore, but I mean that was totally my fault
00:35:01You know, she's so fucking angry with her all the time. She's suffocating. No. Well, she was suffocating she but it was okay
00:35:08No, but it was me too. It was because I was buying into this
00:35:13What I said to you last night I had a good metaphor for it last night
00:35:17Did you guys talk about this? Yes, I was shit-faced and I was pouring out my heart. You know what I
00:35:23Am gonna need some herbs. Would you mind getting something from the garden? Do you want Gina right now?
00:35:28Would you want to it'd be great so they can marinate what I do feel like sooner rather than later
00:35:33Okay, just so they can marinate. Oh
00:35:36Okay, yeah, yeah, um, but I want to know I want to know what the I remember where I was
00:35:41What's not the kind of stuff you talk about
00:35:45All right, what do you want me to do?
00:35:47I'm thinking
00:35:49Since the bottle of tequila was pretty much empty
00:35:51I think the way we pitch it is you were here drinking and I came in we talked for like 20 minutes
00:35:56Then you went to bed. I stayed up finishing the tequila and then that way it's like we hung out a little bit
00:36:00But that's so much that it's suspicious
00:36:03What are you talking about I
00:36:06Mean seriously, what are you talking about? Okay, who don't you think we both agree? It's better a virus just doesn't know why
00:36:14Because she's your sister and I'm her best friend and it's weird weird what what's weird that we had sex
00:36:21I mean, I'm not particularly proud of it, but I don't think you give a shit. What do you mean? You're not proud of it
00:36:27Whatever anyway good you want me to make up a story to throw her off the track so that she doesn't know that we had
00:36:34sex
00:36:35That sounds terrible when you say it like right? Okay. Do you have a thing for my sister? I do I
00:36:40Knew you're gonna say this is why I don't want to say anything. I do not have a thing for my sister
00:36:44I don't have a thing for your sister. Here's the deal. I
00:36:46Think it'd be bad for all of us if Iris knows about this
00:36:49I'm not just you were freaking me out on so many levels right now
00:36:51You don't think she'd be upset if you told her we had sex
00:36:56Wow, hi
00:37:02Sage is great. Actually. Okay. So what was the point when um, what was it when you decided that?
00:37:12So irritable because it's just a bad topic
00:37:17Yeah, I'll put some music let's do music that sounds good
00:37:26I
00:37:35Think I'm a little upset that this guy is I all clued up on you break up, but I don't know anything
00:37:40Here's the deal new rule. No talking behind anybody's backs in this house. All right. All right
00:37:46We don't do that. Yeah, um
00:37:49Okay, I know you don't want to talk about it anymore, that's fine. Yeah, let's just move on
00:37:54All right. Sounds good to me
00:38:01This place is incredible. Mm-hmm. I know you said at some point it was renovated but
00:38:08You don't understand. I mean
00:38:10It was insane. It was just beautiful pure
00:38:14Gorgeous, and then Marilyn came in and just eradicated any memory of us. And so the house. Yes is very beautiful without the stink
00:38:24But Marilyn's only got a couple more years left. I
00:38:27Feel and a half three two and a half three more. Yeah, I think so. What are you?
00:38:31Sorry, what three to go?
00:38:34The ten-year it. Mm-hmm. Okay. He was with her mom for ten years had an affair with my mom
00:38:40Who was the secretary got your mom Lenore? Yeah
00:38:43Married her moved to London moved to London got bored of Lenora and then he moved on and then he kind of for landed around
00:38:50For like seven years. He went through his crazy Warren Beatty phase
00:38:53The funny thing though about those years when he was so bad with the ladies
00:38:57He was so good with us because that was he wasn't no, but that was like six summers
00:39:02That was just the three of us. I know but you're okay with that. I had no respect for that
00:39:05He just went he dodged from one to the other and it was gross. That's so crazy
00:39:10So he would just like date all these women like for short periods of time with not a lot of emotional
00:39:16Very similar and then he would just move on. Yeah, that's just weird. Who does that? Oh
00:39:22And the patterns emerge, what are you doing? I'm sorry skinny jeans George skinny jeans Harry skinny jeans Vinny
00:39:31Vinny lasted for at least two weeks. He was one of the longer. I don't like dating. You know that I don't like dating
00:39:37I don't like I don't like it. This is good. I don't like it. Do you know how the iris dating scheme works these days?
00:39:44Okay, this is basically how it works I mean in a nutshell so they come in with the skinny jeans
00:39:52Yes, skinnier than these by the way, then we've got the rocker stud belts
00:39:57Converse no socks open. No shoelaces. This will be haircut
00:40:04Well, I have it because I have hair problems
00:40:07These guys are young enough. They should not be swooping
00:40:10It starts out usually on a Friday cuz she met him in a coffee shop Saturday night we go to
00:40:15either
00:40:16Fleet Foxes or band of horses or some sort of light in the attic show and then she takes them to the greasy spoon
00:40:23Breakfasts the next morning
00:40:24It's like I'm such the greasy spoon girl
00:40:26and then they get very very excited about her and the next weekend they call and she does coffee and then it's done and
00:40:32Why are you almost defending? No?
00:40:34I've been out with you faded all of them. Well, I just don't
00:40:39You have great taste in life and you have terrible tastes in men you have terrible taste in clothes
00:40:46Of course, I do. I never said I'm sure it's our horror show. Don't don't talk about the jean shorts
00:40:54The fact that you've somehow managed to get the inner seam higher than the outer seam is so creepy
00:40:59I got it. God is in the details
00:41:01I never want to see those things again. I remember the guy who asked you to cut your bush
00:41:09The guy that told you to trim your bush, okay
00:41:13She came home in tears because she was looking up with this guy
00:41:17Remember that guy and she had a little poof in her underwear. Okay, you know she's like
00:41:32It was
00:41:34Anyway, that's the only boyfriend you saw
00:41:37Yeah, that is so wrong. Why that's very wrong. These are the guys
00:41:42We're good. We're done. We're done. Okay?
00:41:47Okay, we're done I'm just gonna eat another
00:41:50Vat of mashed potatoes. How you liking those mashed potatoes? They're
00:41:54Outrageous. Yeah, they taste good. Mm-hmm. How vegan do they taste you?
00:42:02I
00:42:04Put a dollop of butter in that was it don't rinse out. Come on. You've been plowing through those things
00:42:10Do you know why they tasted good because they have dairy in them?
00:42:12Why would you do that because I felt like it that's five pounds of fear right there that I just ate
00:42:19It was meant to be a joke just cuz it was meant to be if you liked it
00:42:23I mean, it's just so not cool. Okay. Okay, you're right. It's not cool. Are you allergic to butter though?
00:42:29No, I'm emotionally allergic to butter
00:42:33I'm sorry. It was just a little bit. It's just a tablespoon. I like butter in my mashed potato and that was all it was
00:42:43All right, don't that was delicious and okay inhumane and
00:42:51I'm sorry. I love you, but I don't like you. All right. Thank you Jack. Good night, Anna
00:42:59I
00:43:29Love you, too
00:43:59I'm sleeping. I know I can't sleep
00:44:10That's right, what try I can't
00:44:13I
00:44:28Sleep here, but okay
00:44:30I
00:44:37Just have one question. Do you like Jack?
00:44:48He's all right, hmm, he's all right. What do you think? I
00:44:57Don't know I just met him
00:45:00Yeah, but you know, you're very good at working people out I
00:45:09Don't know he seems like a nice guy. Mm-hmm. You could cook
00:45:16Asshole sorry
00:45:18I
00:45:23Hate that Bush story
00:45:31That's a good story, yeah for you I
00:45:38Don't know he's funny. He's very funny and
00:45:42I'm full of himself. Well, it's cuz he's nervous though. He just gets a little posturing when he's
00:45:53He's really smart
00:45:57So you like him, yeah, he's my friend
00:46:04No, I mean do you like
00:46:08Like
00:46:12Yeah
00:46:29Yeah, do you think that's weird
00:46:42I
00:46:52Don't know
00:47:05He made this like really
00:47:07And it was right after I broke up with Tom
00:47:17The embarrassing but
00:47:22He was so upset the next day, you know
00:47:25And I was kind of happy
00:47:43So, I guess I thought then I should just shouldn't tell him
00:47:49I
00:47:54Do you think that I should tell him
00:48:00No, no not no
00:48:12I think you should sleep
00:48:14sleep on it I
00:48:16Saw you just we're gonna say I think you should sleep with him. That's my usual advice
00:48:35And he'd be totally weirded out and
00:48:47I
00:48:57Love you
00:49:01It's nice to see you
00:49:05So good to see
00:49:16I
00:49:18I
00:49:44Stink but hey, how are you?
00:49:49Doing just chillin
00:49:53You're not sleeping I can't sleep. Can you not sleep?
00:50:12What do you think of her I
00:50:14I
00:50:16Think she's great, you know, I really like her and
00:50:23She seems great
00:50:29No, I just said I like her I
00:50:32Do did you get what you guys do last night?
00:50:38We
00:50:40Nothing, you know, it was just like small talk getting know each other a little bit. Um, it was nice
00:50:51Do you think that she's pretty I
00:50:55I think she is empirically attractive
00:51:03Secondly speaking she is pretty attractive
00:51:06Secondly speaking she is pretty attractive
00:51:11Whatever she's a pretty girl. Yeah
00:51:14She's a pretty girl. This is her room. Do you know this is her room you're in her room. That's weird
00:51:21Why'd she put me in here?
00:51:24She hates this room
00:51:27That's why she put me in here she does she really hates this room she hasn't even unpacked
00:51:32Wow, yeah, it's all her stuff
00:51:41What is that this is all her paintings, I don't know if she even knows they're here she hasn't picked up a brush in years but
00:51:50It's beautiful
00:51:52so all from around here and
00:51:54This is a nudist beach on the other side of the island on this island. Yep. That's crazy
00:52:02Anyway
00:52:16I'm gonna tell you something. Well
00:52:26I
00:52:33What
00:52:38I am too old to ride bicycles to islands
00:52:46Anyway, that's my big confession for the night
00:53:02I
00:53:27What you just put your foot in my face I didn't
00:53:32I
00:54:03I
00:54:07Hey, hey
00:54:15You're right
00:54:18About what?
00:54:22Better
00:54:26Yeah, no, that's that's good for me, yeah
00:54:32I
00:54:44Prefer
00:54:53Free pancakes you're ever gonna eat
00:54:57These are delicious they look really good
00:55:03Oh, yeah, I'll make them happy tell me anything because I'm very surprised if you do
00:55:23Okay, you know what no maple syrup but we do have cashew butter
00:55:29I'm amazing
00:55:34They're actually even good without it, but I will try it with
00:55:41Yeah
00:55:53I mean you miss it. Do you even miss the butter and the milk?
00:55:58I
00:56:13Think terrible is an extreme word. I think that they are
00:56:16Challenged, but it's a very good effort. It's not
00:56:21The flaxseeds didn't do a good job. I put flaxseeds into replace
00:56:25Is that what I'm usually is coconut oil, but we didn't have any and it's just well you didn't have the right ingredients
00:56:32This is what I think look we'll have a second round. Okay, you get all the right ingredients
00:56:36I'll make my pancakes you make yours and we'll have like a pancake off and then whoever wins will win like a
00:56:43Trip to a trip to IHOP, but make sure you bring your passport because it's international
00:56:55Sorry you guys don't be sorry
00:56:59Do you know what I'm so excited about well you
00:57:02What do you mean?
00:57:04I'm happy you've left her. I think that's what I'm trying to say
00:57:07Think I'm happy too. I've kind of missing your face like this. That's the first time I've seen you look really happy a long time
00:57:14That's awesome
00:57:16Despite the terrible pancakes
00:57:18You do it's really lovely for me. I've missed
00:57:22You you know seeing you
00:57:25Fuck Pam
00:57:27Fuck Pam fuck Pam fuck Pam fuck Pam or don't fuck Pam
00:57:34Fuck someone else now
00:57:39You can do anything you want now, that's the thing it's really exciting
00:57:43You can go traveling now. You're not stuck in I was thinking about redwoods. You can go to India
00:57:48You can find yourself like Lenora you can do whatever you want
00:57:51You have a baby now
00:57:55She's always one that's right where my mind goes let me go have a baby
00:57:59No, I've been thinking about it that she's always wanted one as well. She has actually always wanted a baby
00:58:06You should try now's your time. I mean were you trying were you even trying?
00:58:12Yeah, we you know we've been talking about it. She never wanted them though. She said she did
00:58:18Said she said she was gonna
00:58:20Relent at some point, and I don't think she ever wanted them and you have such an opportunity now, you know
00:58:27Yeah
00:58:28What's the embarrassment?
00:58:32No, no, it's just yeah, I mean we just it wasn't on the table at the end of the day it wasn't
00:58:39Wasn't to be so moving on all right. I'm just saying that there's tons of stuff you can do
00:58:45Travel no, but you there's don't change the subject. This is what you want
00:58:50There's sperm donors. There's like Christ. Yeah
00:58:54Expensive, but what I'm saying now is that there's like you can go online. There's sperm doughnut
00:59:00There's sperm in the air you just grab a dude and crag yourself up
00:59:10Would just be one night, and then you're done
00:59:15I'm gonna get some coffee. Mm-hmm. Would you like me? Yeah, would you like something? Yes? Thank you refresh, please coffee, okay?
00:59:23Good
00:59:39Let's go for a walk, okay good um we're gonna go for a walk
00:59:42Jet jet you stay here and think about your life
00:59:54Just want to check in with you real quick
00:59:58So I don't know exactly how to put this but
01:00:02It definitely was a little weird. I
01:00:05didn't know about you and your relationship to like wanting a baby and stuff and
01:00:09Which is great obviously
01:00:11But in terms of like the whole like oh, just grab a guy and there's sperm everywhere like it definitely made me think for a sec
01:00:18our first night I
01:00:21Hate to even bring it up, but I feel like I should just we use the condom
01:00:26That's true yeah, you're right, sorry
01:00:31Sorry, we're good. Okay. Thanks. Sorry about that. I didn't mean to backtrack. I just felt like
01:00:37Double checking safety first
01:00:44You know and the thought of it is scary, and it's all of those things and
01:00:48I'm gonna do it. I just feel like I should just tell him and I
01:00:53Thought about it all night, and we slept in the same fucking bed
01:00:58You know and it's just the comfort and the ease that we have I just don't believe that just evaporates I
01:01:04I
01:01:05hope anyway, I just feel like I've got to take this leap and I
01:01:11Was lying there last night, and I couldn't get to sleep
01:01:15But he's snoring next to me, and I'm like just tell him just fucking tell him you know I
01:01:21Just I just have to I think it's time
01:01:24I don't even know what he's gonna think or what he's gonna say. I just feel like I've got to stop
01:01:30Feeling so passive about things you know
01:01:33What's the matter? Why you be so quiet?
01:02:03You
01:02:05I
01:02:33Have to tell you something and
01:02:36I have to tell you something before yeah, I tell you something
01:02:40The first thing that I'm gonna tell you you're gonna have a big problem with so I think I'm just gonna tell you
01:02:46Okay
01:03:05Oh
01:03:30You fucked my sister you fucked my sister. Oh my god
01:03:35Oh, look. Oh my god. You were here for one night. She's a fucking lesbian. It was a total mistake
01:03:41You should never have known about I'm so sorry. There's something much bigger at work here Hannah. I'm so sorry
01:03:45I don't know about the condom Hannah. Tell her what's he talking about I
01:03:50Found the condom what'd you do?
01:03:53Why were you looking for the condom? What's going on? Well? Why you know why because she poked holes in the condom
01:03:59For one second no it's a fucking rain shower. She tried to steal my sperm. He tried to steal your sperm
01:04:08No yes, why no I was trying I
01:04:13Was trying to get pregnant with Jack no not Jack with someone
01:04:23Plastic sack and get thrown into the trash exactly where sperm belongs so it doesn't become a fucking
01:04:29Baby that I don't know about okay, so this let me just clear this up
01:04:33You potentially
01:04:35Could be pregnant
01:04:37with his baby
01:04:39That is that what is that what you're telling me
01:04:42Holy shit. Holy shit. You had to pick him didn't you had to go pick Jack all the guys all of the guys
01:04:49And you had to try to pick him. I was just why why did it have to be?
01:04:56How can I know you were in love with him
01:05:00I
01:05:01Would never have done that I don't want to hurt you. I didn't know
01:05:29I
01:05:38Am a really bad person
01:05:59I
01:06:27Can I talk to you for a second no
01:06:30I don't want to Jack I
01:06:42Really think your face is gonna annoy me right now. I don't want to talk to you my face always annoys you
01:06:54I'm so sorry
01:07:00Why did you do that
01:07:07Did you not think that that would be weird for me
01:07:13Did you not think that like even if I hadn't found out that that would be a weird thing
01:07:21That you'd have to carry that and still be friends with me, it's weird
01:07:27It's definitely weird
01:07:33But it's like I I
01:07:37Slept with your sister and
01:07:44You slept with my brother and I don't know
01:07:57This is so confusing there's a lot
01:08:00happening right now, but I
01:08:03can't I
01:08:05Can't come between you and your sister. Okay, that is not something I can ever do
01:08:16She I don't want anything to do with her right now, okay, I
01:08:23Just know I saw her when
01:08:26you left the room and
01:08:32She loves you and she's sorry
01:08:37You can never understand how important
01:08:41the bond is
01:08:44That you have with your sister
01:08:46You will never understand
01:08:48the way I do I
01:08:51I
01:08:53Could never live with myself
01:08:55If I knew in some way I might be coming between you or the cause of any of that
01:09:04And what I did was a mistake and it's the worst fucking mistake I have ever made
01:09:16But I didn't
01:09:21I
01:09:37Didn't sleep with your sister because I want to sleep with your sister out I slept with your sister because I can't be with you
01:09:51I
01:09:56Have to go where are you going?
01:10:07You gonna come back
01:10:20You
01:10:50You
01:11:20You
01:11:50You
01:12:20I made some potatoes if you want some
01:12:50You
01:13:20You
01:13:50I
01:14:12Yeah, sorry
01:14:20You
01:14:50You
01:15:20You
01:15:50You
01:16:20You
01:16:22You
01:16:47Have you thought about what you're gonna do, you know if there's a baby
01:16:52I
01:17:01Really
01:17:12Cuz I was just thinking
01:17:16That I wouldn't want you to
01:17:20Feel alone
01:17:23You know
01:17:27And if you wanted any help
01:17:30That that would be
01:17:33Something I could do
01:17:42You know that I could help you raise the baby
01:17:45I
01:17:51Have a spare room
01:17:57Are you sure that's what you
01:18:01Be up for wanted to bite off I don't know
01:18:10Yeah, I think it is
01:18:15I could do the 3 a.m. Feed. Yeah, you know, I
01:18:23Don't know I've just been thinking about it. It's whatever you want
01:18:36Yeah, yeah
01:18:41Thanks
01:18:43Just you know for the offer even even if there is no baby
01:19:13I
01:19:16Warm up
01:19:21Yeah, sorry, it's okay
01:19:43I
01:20:13I
01:20:43I
01:20:57Fuck fuck you
01:21:13You
01:21:37Fuck you fuck
01:21:43You
01:22:13Together
01:22:35Hi
01:22:37Hi, hi
01:22:39I have something I want to say to you guys. Okay
01:22:48I'm unemployed and I'm financially unstable and I am
01:22:54Emotionally at best precarious at worst cripple and
01:23:01I'm not in a place in my life to be any sort of
01:23:06father
01:23:07Figure potentially and I'm certainly as your best friend. No one I would recommend as a boyfriend
01:23:17And that sucks
01:23:20Because
01:23:22You
01:23:24might be carrying my baby and
01:23:30I'm in love with your sister
01:23:38But
01:23:46I'm tired of being dead
01:23:49And I want to come back to life
01:23:51so if there
01:23:54You know is a baby in there
01:23:58You absolutely should have that and I would love to
01:24:05Help if you want me not pushy just
01:24:09available
01:24:10be it friend or uncle or dad ish in some level and
01:24:18You I
01:24:22Don't deserve you
01:24:27But I would give you
01:24:31Every fucking thing that I have
01:24:35and
01:24:38If you guys would consider having me I'm asking for a shot
01:24:45I
01:24:58Love you
01:25:04Come here, come on, come on. Come on. Don't be silly. Come here sperm stealer
01:25:15You
01:25:45Ah
01:26:00Okay, okay
01:26:15You
01:26:27When I was playing dead I'd let down
01:26:34I wouldn't move
01:26:36Though everything else was
01:26:38I
01:26:46Noticed that I was gone
01:27:08I got you
01:27:38You
01:28:08You
01:28:19When I was playing dead I'd lie down I
01:28:26Wouldn't move
01:28:28Though everything else was
01:28:31The swing set it's playing catch with it. There's no one noticed. Yeah
01:28:45When I was alive, I didn't know why I died I guess I thought
01:28:54Was that way
01:28:57Your hair is great
01:29:08Still brings me back
01:29:26Oh
01:29:56You
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