I CREATED MY DREAM BOYFRIEND _ _LoveBusterShow

LOVEBUSTER

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00:00Excuse me, do you need a companion for this evening?

00:04I do.

00:06I think you are a perfect candidate to be my boyfriend.

00:10I know it sounds strange, but I developed a system, a unique system based on my own unique criteria

00:17that could allow me to find a perfect boyfriend and create...

00:25Oh yes, yes.

00:27And then I can have my own family and have a very healthy offspring.

00:33Schubert, hi! How is it going in the gym, huh?

00:38I'd create a perfect match theory that was supposed to lead me to true love,

00:42but a stranger showed up and decided to destroy it.

00:46I'm Lisa and this is my love story.

00:49Will you make him get a test before you kiss him?

00:52Maybe, because unlike you he is in very good criteria.

00:57Yeah?

00:58Yes.

00:59What are they?

01:025 inches, 10, blonde, well built, Aries of the first decade,

01:08not interested in biology, fixable in brackets.

01:11Ok, give it to me. Give it to me!

01:13You're holding in your hands a very important algorithm.

01:16Come on, it's just an iPad, you're a freak.

01:19And all this gibberish, it doesn't work.

01:22Feelings are not based on a set of parameters, calculations and algorithms.

01:27Primitive approaches pejorative people like in low intelligence.

01:32And a pint of beer in the hands is the same.

01:37Can I just go?

01:39No!

01:40And for the record, you don't fit to any of my criteria,

01:44so I don't want to waste my time on you.

01:46Yeah?

01:47But you're still going to chase me.

01:49100% nonsense.

01:51How about now?

01:54I was willing to do anything to get my iPad back.

01:57I had to find this subject.

01:59Just give me this iPad back!

02:02Why should I?

02:03Because you can't have my property!

02:06Just give me this second!

02:12Please.

02:14Okay.

02:17One date, and it's yours.

02:20It's... it's outrageous!

02:23Exactly!

02:24But there is a condition.

02:26Are you kidding me?

02:27Do something about this.

02:29Are you thinking about my clothes?

02:31Mhm.

02:32What's wrong with them?

02:33A date at the bar?

02:34You don't go to a bar like that.

02:367pm at the Baron Baker.

02:38If you want to see your iPad back.

02:41What a rude and disgusting man.

02:43Just a bore.

02:46But I have to admit,

02:48no one has ever asked me out like this before.

02:53Two minutes before 7, I walk into the bar,

02:56and he was already waiting for me.

02:58Hi.

03:00Hi.

03:04This is for you.

03:07Cactus?

03:08For the plants,

03:09I thought a cactus would be your thing.

03:12Really?

03:13Yeah, they're kind of prickly.

03:15And you're a scientist.

03:17Yes, I'm a scientist, but I'm a biologist,

03:19not botanist.

03:20Botanist, schmotanist, it doesn't matter.

03:22Anyway, I raised it myself.

03:25I decided to give it to you.

03:26His name is Dewey.

03:29Dewey?

03:30Yeah.

03:31Do you want to have it?

03:33No.

03:34Dewey.

03:35Yeah.

03:36Do you want to have Dewey?

03:38At that moment,

03:39I realized that behind this gruff-looking guy's appearance

03:43hides a kind and caring soul.

03:46Okay, I will take care of him.

03:49Excuse me, can I have one more beer?

03:53For Dewey.

03:55Thank you.

04:00So, this is your plan for this date?

04:04You're going to sit here in this pub?

04:06It's not just a pub.

04:09Okay, come on.

04:11Come get up.

04:14I don't think I ever laughed so hard.

04:18At one point,

04:19I even stopped seeing him as a low-end subject

04:22and just allowed myself one day of fun

04:25with this bad boy.

04:38Wow.

04:43Shall we dance?

04:47No.

04:48I'm sorry, but

04:50these shoes are very uncomfortable.

04:58What are you doing?

05:00What are you doing?

05:01You undid them.

05:02No.

05:03Everyone will think that I'm crazy.

05:05Then let them think.

05:07We are both crazy.

05:10Come on.

05:16I liked that Alex smelled great

05:19and that now I could distinguish his smell from others.

05:25And I liked being so close to him.

05:30I also noticed that Alex had beautiful eyes.

05:40So, will you give my iPod back now?

05:46I forgot it.

05:49You'll have to go on another date with me.

05:57We started to go out like this every night.

06:00I forgot all about the perfect match theory and my iPod.

06:04Alex wasn't perfect,

06:06but there was something about him

06:08that just didn't exist on my list.

06:11I was completely confused about my thoughts

06:15and my feelings

06:17until Alex invited me to have dinner together.

06:21That meeting changed everything.

06:27Her presence makes everything extraordinary.

06:32Did you just quote Fitzgerald?

06:34Fitzgerald, yes.

06:36What?

06:37Is it against the federal law to read books?

06:42I brought you something.

06:45Oh, wow.

06:47I didn't think I would...

06:48Anyway, I've been thinking

06:52and I don't have any list of my criteria.

06:58But if I did,

07:02you'd be perfect.

07:05But at that moment,

07:07I noticed someone who was perfect for my criteria.

07:10Blue-eyed blonde,

07:12five feet ten inches tall,

07:15huge smile,

07:16Aries medallion around his neck,

07:18and he's reading a botany book.

07:20There he is.

07:21The perfect man on my list.

07:23But it seems it wasn't just me who noticed him.

07:26Lisa.

07:29Lisa.

07:36What?

07:38A perfect match?

07:39Yes.

07:40I mean, no, no, no.

07:42I see.

07:43Hey.

07:44I was wrong to think that you'd changed.

07:48I don't mean anything to you.

07:50Alex.

07:52Alex, wait.

07:59Hi.

08:01My name is Alvin and I really like you.

08:07And at this point, I finally realized

08:10the guy might meet all your criteria and parameters,

08:14but it can be one detail that will ruin everything.

08:18Like a terrible squeaky voice.

08:21Such a fool.

08:24What?

08:26Nothing.

08:27Nothing.

08:29Hey, you forgot this.

08:31Just keep it.

08:33I needed to stop Alex and make sure I never lose him again.

08:37Alex, please.

08:38I understand that you don't want to talk with me,

08:40but please just hear me out.

08:42Three points.

08:45First of all, I get rid of iPod.

08:47Both.

08:48Tablet and whole theory are gone.

08:52And secondly, you're right.

08:55Love can't be calculated by any formula.

08:59And third...

09:03I...

09:04I think I...

09:05I think I...

09:07love you.

09:08What?

09:12I love you.

09:14I can't hear anything at all.

09:16I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you!

09:18I love you too!

09:25With all your list of silly criteria

09:28that makes it impossible to find love.

09:32My love was exactly right about one thing.

09:36Love is beyond all science and calculation.

10:01See ya!

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