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00:00You and Paul, that's tough luck.
00:03Is it why you can't sleep? You feel sorry for me?
00:06No, I feel sorry for myself.
00:08I can honestly say I thought you were a match made in heaven.
00:11Well, we can't all be perfect like you and Susan.
00:14Yeah, I wish.
00:16Why aren't you two deliriously happy?
00:18We're past tense.
00:21Sorry, I didn't know.
00:23Oh, about the reason why I can't sleep?
00:26I reckon I could fix that.
00:28How?
00:29I don't know, sit down and pour out all the details of my sad story life.
00:33You'll be snoring in seconds, I reckon.
00:35Yeah, I don't know that I'm really the person you should be talking to.
00:38I've got no one else.
00:41Yeah, all right, why not?
00:44I can promise you an ear, I just can't promise you a brain.
00:48Won't need one of those. Be back in a second.
00:54Carl.
00:55Carl!
00:56Carl!
00:57Oh, no, I'm sorry.
00:59Oh, this is just silly, I should go home.
01:01You can't drive.
01:02No, look, I'm fine.
01:04I'm just a bit exhausted, that's all.
01:06You can barely stand.
01:09All right, I'll drive you.
01:11Oh, really, no.
01:22You take your seat and I'll fix up your bed for you.
01:25Sorry about this.
01:26You shouldn't even...
01:29I've just got to get some sleep.
01:31You want me to make you a hot drink or something?
01:33No, no, look, there's some sleeping stuff on the bench there.
01:39This herbal stuff never works.
01:44How much do you need?
01:54That'll do.
02:00Carl.
02:24I'm going to get going now.
02:26No, no, don't go.
02:29What's wrong?
02:30Please, I want you to stay.
02:33Well, I can sleep on the couch if you like.
02:35No, no, I want you to stay here with me.
02:45Please, I need you.
02:50If you stay, everything will be all right.
03:01Hey, I'm here.
03:03I'm here.
03:23I've missed you.
03:30Okay, are you sure you'll be all right to walk?
03:31Yeah, it's going to be fine, just go.
03:32You might need this.
03:37I can't, I've got a staff meeting in 15 minutes.
03:39I'll have to phone him.
03:40Where's the phone?
03:42Oh, take these.
03:45You did a really good thing today.
03:47I've never seen her so happy.
04:00Good morning, Carl.
04:02Susan, hi.
04:04Have I got you at a bad time?
04:06No, I was still in bed.
04:07I must have gone out like a light.
04:09I didn't even hear you leave.
04:12Are you still talking to me?
04:14Of course I am.
04:16Listen, I was wondering if we could get together sometime today.
04:19I think we need to discuss where our relationship's headed.
04:24I thought we pretty much answered that last night.
04:27Are you sure you're awake?
04:28We didn't talk last night.
04:30You were here.
04:32No, I wasn't.
04:34But I've got a swan.
04:37Are you okay?
04:40Yeah, I'm fine.
04:42I guess it's just a case of mixing strong medication with a dose of wishful thinking.
04:48What?
04:50No, really, it's nothing.
04:52So, today, can we meet?
04:54Lunchtime?
04:56Yeah, that would be great.
04:58Although you'll be doing all the talking.
05:00I think you know pretty much how I feel about you.
05:08When you eat, it goes pop, pop, pop.
05:11When you start, you can't stop, stop, stop.
05:15If I had every packet in the world, it still would not be enough.
05:26I'm sorry.
05:57I'm sorry.
06:05Carl?
06:07Carl?
06:08I'm sorry.
06:09Please don't tell Susan that I spoiled her surprise.
06:12No, I won't.
06:14I'm glad we talked.
06:16Yeah, me too.
06:18Of course it matters.
06:25I'm on the verge of getting back together again with Susan.
06:27Well, you should have thought about that before you let your ex-girlfriend take you home.
06:29I did not let you take me home.
06:31I was in no condition to argue.
06:32For heaven's sake, I was bloody exhausted.
06:34I was on a sleeping medication.
06:35Get that out of it.
06:36We talked all the way home.
06:37Did you or did you not sleep in my bed last night?
06:40Because if you did, I'd kiss any future I might have had with Susan goodbye.
06:45Did you ever love me?
06:47What?
06:48Did you ever love me or were you just treading water until you broke it up with Susan?
06:51Don't do this to me, Izzy.
06:52Just tell me straight.
06:53God, it's an easy question, Carl.
06:54Yes or no?
06:56Of course I loved you.
06:58I was ready to raise a child with you.
07:00I was ready to have a life with you.
07:02But you blew it with your lies, didn't you?
07:04Now I want something real with someone who's real.
07:07So just tell me what happened.
07:12Nothing.
07:15God.
07:16I took you home.
07:18You crashed out on the bed.
07:21God.
07:22I was worried about you, so I slept on the couch.
07:24That's it?
07:25Yeah, well, I think I'd know if I made wild, passionate love to you.
07:29Thank you.
07:31I'm very relieved.
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