00:00So, has it been a long time since you last saw each other?
00:03Yes, it's been a long time.
00:04Has it been a year?
00:05Yes, it's been a year already.
00:07You haven't had a boyfriend again?
00:08No, I haven't.
00:09Did anyone court you?
00:10No, I haven't.
00:11Because I'm also addicted to BTS.
00:15I'm addicted to BTS.
00:21At least!
00:23Because he's heartbroken, right?
00:25He's looking for...
00:27There were a lot of guys back then!
00:29A lot of you were saved by BTS.
00:31Yes!
00:32Right?
00:33Army!
00:33Who's your bias there?
00:35V!
00:36Ah! I knew it!
00:38He has a big body now, right?
00:40Yes.
00:41Yes.
00:42I'm Jong...
00:44Jong...
00:45Jongki! Jongki!
00:47Why Jongki?
00:48Jongki Hote!
00:49That's why we went to Japan to buy Jongki Hote.
00:53Wow!
00:54Jongki?
00:55Yes.
00:55Donki?
00:56Why Jongki?
00:58Why are you two together again?
01:01Why are you two apart?
01:02V is here!
01:03Where's V?
01:04Here's V!
01:05Yeah! V!
01:08Is that V?
01:09Yes.
01:10What happened to you inside?
01:12He doesn't have a body.
01:13I didn't know you were training there.
01:15It's like you've been training for 10 years.
01:17I quit right away.
01:18Yes.
01:19It's funny.
01:20Once in a while, I still update you.
01:22I update my friends about V's activities
01:24because he's training, right?
01:26Yes, sir.
01:27Yes, sir.
01:28Yes, sir.
01:29Jin is already out.
01:30Yes, sir.
01:31He has free hugs.
01:32I also watched his live.
01:34You watched his live?
01:35Yes.
01:36I watched the taping.
01:38Right?
01:39Ryan, when are you coming in?
01:43Soon, soon.
01:44Stay here for a while, okay?
01:46You're so unfair to BTS.
01:49He's Jin.
01:50Huh?
01:51He's Jin Bulag.
01:52Jin Bulag.
01:53Okay.
01:54So now,
01:55there are guys waiting there
01:57to meet you.
01:58Yes.
01:59There are three boys there
02:00that I want to meet.
02:01So pretty!
02:04There are three of them.
02:05What do you want from the boys?
02:09Tall.
02:10Why is he so short?
02:11Tall.
02:12No, tall.
02:13He's tall.
02:14He's just here.
02:15Tall.
02:16Tall.
02:17Then,
02:18I really want to treat him
02:20like the prince's treatment.
02:27You want to treat him like a princess?
02:28Yes,
02:29because he's like that to me.
02:31Ah, your princess.
02:32So you mean...
02:33What kind of princess are you?
02:35I also don't know.
02:37How do you treat a princess?
02:40You don't beat around the bush.
02:41It's not thanks to you, right?
02:42That's right.
02:43You're looking for someone
02:44who can treat you like a princess.
02:45You hope he will give you an apple
02:46and then you'll be awake.
02:48You won't wake up.
02:50Sleeping Beauty!
02:52So, wait.
02:53Sleeping Beauty, Kim?
02:55That's a parody of Sleeping Beauty?
02:58I was right, wasn't I?
03:00Oh my God.
03:02It's just a mistake, right?
03:04We have a book.
03:06Yes, it's a mistake.
03:07Okay, let's see if there's any
03:09mangkukulam that will pierce your fingers.
03:12It's a waste to choose.
03:14How about you?
03:15You should do ML first.
03:18Okay, do you want to do ML?
03:20Because our cameramen here
03:22don't do ML during breaks,
03:24especially our writers.
03:26Sandberg, you should fight this.
03:29Do you want to do ML?
03:31No, he'll help Naya.
03:33I'll help them.
03:35He's already big.
03:37K-Drama, do you want to do K-Drama?
03:39What are you watching for K-Drama?
03:41My Demon.
03:43My Demon?
03:45My Demon.
03:47My Demon.
03:50I thought it was Maddorimon.
03:52There are many good K-Dramas.
03:54Abot Kamayang Pangarap.
03:58Who are the cast of Maddorimon?
04:00I'm laughing because
04:02he's still talking to me.
04:06He's an exorcist.
04:07His neck is spinning.
04:09Come on, let's start.
04:11Come here, girl.
04:13Your shoes are big.
04:17That's okay, don't waste it.
04:19Just make your nails longer
04:21so you can reach the ghost.
04:23Pretend that you're a leprechaun.
04:27Searching number one, reveal.
04:31Reach the leprechaun.
04:37What's up, Madlam people?
04:39Boy Dila is chubby.
04:41That's not him.
04:47I'm Kobe, 19 years old.
04:49I'm a criminology student
04:51of Pretail, Tondo, Manila.
04:53What's his name?
04:55One Kanobi.
04:59Where are you from?
05:01Pretail, Tondo.
05:03You're close to Malk.
05:05Do you know him?
05:07Malk brought his group here.
05:09Malk said,
05:11I'll bring you here.
05:15Do you play basketball?
05:17Yes.
05:19What's your position?
05:21I'm a lawyer.
05:23Are you a lawyer too?
05:25I'm a bench player.
05:29How old are you?
05:3119.
05:33Do you have a girlfriend?
05:35Do you love her?
05:37Just a little.
05:43How long have you been together?
05:45One year.
05:47How do you feel?
05:49Wear Duterte's polo shirt.
05:51Okay.
06:03Are you crazy?
06:05No.
06:09Describe yourself.
06:11Are you handsome?
06:13Yes.
06:15How old are you?
06:1711.
06:19So handsome.
06:21You know it.
06:25Are you a former senator?
06:27Yes.
06:29Who's your former senator?
06:33Nancy Binay.
06:37What's your pick-up line to Naya?
06:39Why are you like that?
06:41Naya is afraid to look at you.
06:43She's like this.
06:47She's afraid to look at you.
06:49That's why she has big eyes.
06:51Because you're beautiful.
06:55Naya has a face but
06:57it looks like she has hair.
07:01I know your talent.
07:03You smoke.
07:05She has a talent to smoke.
07:09Do you want to fight with her?
07:11Fight with her?
07:13Why would I fight with her during a pandemic?
07:17You're so cute.
07:19You might be able to help me.
07:21You have deodorant.
07:23That's new.
07:25No, it's old. I used it yesterday.
07:27It's new, right?
07:29You might be allergic to it.
07:33Spell.
07:37Why do you always worry about me?
07:39Of course.
07:41Are you friends with Boy Dila?
07:47Why do you have so many faces?
07:49I learned it in school.
07:51Okay, pick-up line, Kobe.
07:53Naya,
07:55don't think about the small things.
07:59Why?
08:01Just think that I love you.
08:03That's ugly.
08:05Delivery is ugly.
08:09She thought she's beautiful.
08:13Delivery is old and ugly.
08:17I hope you'll get a free deal.
08:21It's better to fall down.
08:25Do you have more?
08:27I don't have enough.
08:29Do you have more pick-up lines?
08:31Yes, I do.
08:33Tell us your pick-up line.
08:37Naya,
08:39Yes?
08:41Are you salty?
08:43Why?
08:45Because I love you a lot.
08:49I love you a lot.
08:51You're so mean.
08:53I love you a lot.
08:55That's beautiful.
08:57That's pretty.
08:59Delivery is beautiful.
09:01I love you a lot.
09:03Yes!
09:05I heard it.
09:07Why are your eyelashes falling off?
09:11Why?
09:13I saw it in front of the camera.
09:15I don't have eyelashes falling off.
09:17It's a big thing.
09:19It can make your eyes open.
09:21But look at her eyes.
09:25Let's look at the second one.
09:27Searching number 2.
09:29Reveal.
09:35Are we going to wait for you?
09:37You're so arty.
09:41What's up, Madam People?
09:43I'm Jeps, 20 years old.
09:45I'm a working student at Malolos Bulacan.
09:47Jeps?
09:49Does Jeps smell?
09:53Jeps is the last one to come.
09:55What will you do
09:57if you see Jeps in the bathroom?
09:59That's his last name.
10:01What's his name?
10:03Naje.
10:05Naje Jeps?
10:07Jeps?
10:09No.
10:11He's half Chinese, half Filipino.
10:13His last name is Jeps.
10:15What's his last name?
10:17Philippine Sea.
10:23That's too far.
10:25Why?
10:27That's too far.
10:31His last name is
10:33Chichiria.
10:35His name is Mr.
10:37Mr. Jeps?
10:39That's too far.
10:47Sorry, Jeps.
10:49Jeps, where are you from?
10:51Malolos City.
10:53He's from Bulacan.
10:55He's from the beautiful city of Bulacan.
10:57There are people from Bulacan here.
10:59Where are the people from Bulacan?
11:01The young men
11:03of Bulacan
11:05are very handsome.
11:07Yes.
11:09They're wearing hoods and sunglasses.
11:11Yes, they're kind, beautiful
11:13and they're very courteous.
11:15Did you see their faces?
11:17Look at their faces.
11:19They're kind.
11:21This is a chance for the government.
11:25Right?
11:27They look like young people.
11:29They look like people wearing hoods.
11:31I think they're his friends.
11:33Are they your friends?
11:35No.
11:37Do you know Tabang Exit?
11:39Yes.
11:41Tabang Exit is where Ayo's wheel
11:43exploded last Sunday.
11:45It's a good thing he has a guardian angel.
11:47Be careful.
11:49He's driving.
11:51He hit his head on the highway.
11:55Hey, I'm going.
11:59What do you plan to do in life
12:01aside from being nervous?
12:03What I plan to do
12:05is sell cellphones
12:07and motorcycles.
12:09I know you have an owner.
12:11Do you have a charger?
12:13He stole it.
12:15He doesn't have a charger but he has nails.
12:17He has fake nails.
12:21That's your racket.
12:23You're a dealer of brand new cellphones.
12:25Just second hand.
12:27Where do you put it?
12:29I just put it in the marketplace.
12:31I just post it.
12:33Where do you put those cellphones?
12:35Just in the marketplace.
12:37I just post it there.
12:39You just post it.
12:41You just post it and send a message.
12:43Someone sold it to me before.
12:45Someone sold me a cellphone.
12:47He needed it.
12:49I helped him sell it to me.
12:51But he kept coming back to our house.
12:53Why?
12:55Someone texted me.
12:57Because he just sold it.
12:59You're his secretary.
13:01Someone texted me.
13:03You're his secretary.
13:05Did you reply to him?
13:07Yes, I did.
13:09What's it called?
13:11Telephone operator.
13:13What's it called?
13:15Virtual assistant.
13:17That's it.
13:19He's popular now.
13:21He earns a lot.
13:23You don't need it anymore.
13:25You earn a lot.
13:27You're always talking nonsense.
13:29You're full of nonsense.
13:31Go on.
13:33Don't be like that.
13:35Jeff will pick up lines.
13:37Don't be lazy.
13:39Go on.
13:41Jeff, what's your pick-up line?
13:43Naya, did you eat?
13:45Why?
13:47You got burned.
13:49You got left out.
13:51One more time.
13:53With feelings.
13:55Naya, did you eat?
13:57Why?
13:59Because if I let you go,
14:01Mama will get mad.
14:03You can't get burned.
14:07Did you eat?
14:09Why?
14:11Because you're full of nonsense.
14:15Wow.
14:17Wow.
14:19We're in trouble.
14:21We're thinking.
14:23I'll take care of it.
14:25Searching number 3, reveal.
14:27Hey, I didn't get burned.
14:29Your street voice is amazing.
14:31I'm just warming up.
14:33Get inside.
14:35Go.
14:37Go.
14:39What's up, madlam people?
14:41I'm Angeles, 19.
14:43I'm a vlogger and scholar of Nueva Ecija.
14:45Vlogger and scholar.
14:47His polo is amazing.
14:49His briefcase is so thin.
14:51He's sad.
14:53Why?
14:55My chequered shirt is so small.
14:57Your chequered shirt looks like a graphing paper.
14:59A graphing paper for statistics.
15:01Angeles, where are you from?
15:03Nueva Ecija.
15:05Vlogger and scholar.
15:07What do you vlog?
15:09Mostly school vlogs.
15:11What's your school?
15:13PUP.
15:15We're highlighting PUP people.
15:17You know what PUP means.
15:19Polytechnic University of Tagalog.
15:21Perfect.
15:23He's good.
15:25He's a scholar.
15:27What's your course?
15:29Business Administration, Major in Human Resource Management.
15:31Business Management.
15:33Major in Human Resource Management.
15:35Oh!
15:37It's full of guys.
15:41Do you have a girlfriend?
15:43Yes.
15:45How many?
15:47Just one.
15:49Is she a pusher?
15:51No.
15:53It means...
15:55Official.
15:57Pick a line for Naya, please.
15:59Naya, are you a sun?
16:01Why?
16:03You're not choosing me yet,
16:05but my world revolves around you.
16:07Oh!
16:09Jong, are you a sun?
16:11Why?
16:13You're killing me.
16:15Sai, are you a sun?
16:17Why?
16:19You're a moon.
16:21Wow!
16:23Wow!
16:25Are you a sun?
16:27Are you a moon?
16:29Wow!
16:31Okay.
16:33Three of you have already chosen
16:35to be a part of Naya's life.
16:37Who do you think
16:39Naya will like
16:41if she meets you?
16:43Answer.
16:45Sir, it's number 2.
16:47Why 2?
16:49Why 2?
16:51Because he's discarded in life.
16:53Oh!
16:55Discarded?
16:57He sells cellphones.
16:59Discarded?
17:01Discarded.
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