00:00One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
00:29By Dr. Seuss.
00:40One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
00:47Black fish, blue fish, old fish, new fish.
00:51This one has a little star. This one has a little car.
00:55Say, what a lot of fish there are.
01:01Yes, some are red and some are blue. Some are old and some are new.
01:08Some are sad and some are glad and some are very, very bad.
01:13Why are they sad and glad and bad? I do not know.
01:17Go ask your dad.
01:21Some are thin and some are fat. The fat one has a yellow hat.
01:28From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere.
01:37Here are some who like to run. They run for fun
01:40in the hot, hot sun. Oh me, oh my, oh me, oh my, what a lot of funny
01:47things go by.
01:52Some have two feet and some have four. Some have six feet and some have more.
01:59Where do they come from? I can't say, but I bet they have come a long, long way.
02:08We see them come, we see them go. Some are fast and some are slow.
02:15Some are high and some are low. Not one of them is like another.
02:20Don't ask us why. Go ask your mother.
02:27Say, look at his fingers. One, two, three. How many fingers do I see?
02:34One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
02:41He has 11. 11? This is something new. I wish I had 11, too.
02:52Bump, bump, bump. Did you ever ride a wump?
02:55We have a wump with just one hump, but we know a man called Mr. Gump.
03:01Mr. Gump has a seven hump wump, so if you like to go bump, bump, just jump
03:07on the hump of the wump of Gump.
03:12Who am I? My name is Ned. I do not like my little bed.
03:17This is no good. This is not right. My feet stick out of bed all night,
03:22and when I pull them in, oh dear, my head sticks out of bed up here.
03:31We like our bike. It is made for three. Our mic sits up and back, you see.
03:39We like our mic, and this is why. Mic does all the work when the hills get high.
03:48Hello there, Ned. How do you do? Tell me, tell me, what is new?
03:53How are things in your little bed? What is new? Please tell me, Ned.
03:58I do not like this bed at all. A lot of things have come to call.
04:03A cow, a dog, a cat, a mouse. Oh, what a bed. Oh, what a house.
04:14Oh dear, oh dear. I cannot hear. Will you please come over near?
04:20Will you please look in my ear? There must be something there, I fear.
04:24Say, look! A bird was in your ear. But he is out, so have no fear.
04:30Again your ear can hear, my dear.
04:35My hat is old. My teeth are gold. I have a bird I like to hold.
04:41My shoe is off. My foot is cold.
04:47My shoe is off. My foot is cold. I have a bird I like to hold.
04:52My hat is old. My teeth are gold. And now my story is all told.
05:01We took a look. We saw a nook. On his head he had a hook.
05:06On his hook he had a book. On his book was how to cook.
05:14We saw him sit and try to cook. He took a look at the book and said,
05:20He took a look at the book on the hook. But a nook can't read, so a nook can't cook.
05:27So, what good to a nook is a hook cookbook?
05:34The moon was out and we saw some sheep. We saw some sheep take a walk in their sleep.
05:40By the light of the moon, by the light of a star,
05:43they walked all night from near to far. I would never walk. I would take a car.
05:50I do not like this one so well. All he does is yell, yell, yell.
05:56I will not have this one about. When he comes in, I put him out.
06:01This one is quiet as a mouse. I like to have him in the house.
06:09At our house, we open cans. We have to open many cans.
06:14We have to open many cans and that is why we have a zanz.
06:19A zanz for cans is very good. Have you a zanz for cans? You should.
06:28I like to box. How I like to box. So every day I box a gox.
06:35In yellow socks I box my gox. I box in yellow gox box socks.
06:44It is fun to sing if you sing with a ying. My ying can sing like anything.
06:50I sing high and my ying sings low. And we are not too bad, you know.
06:59This one, I think, is called a yink. He likes to wink. He likes to drink.
07:04He likes to drink and drink and drink. The thing he likes to drink is ink.
07:11The ink he likes to drink is pink. He likes to wink and drink pink ink.
07:16So if you have a lot of ink, then you should get a yink, I think.
07:25Hop, hop, hop. I am a yop. All I like to do is hop from finger top to finger top.
07:32I hop from left to right and then hop, hop, I hop right back again.
07:37I like to hop all day and night from right to left and left to right.
07:42Why do I like to hop, hop, hop? I do not know. Go ask your pop.
07:50Brush, brush, brush, brush, comb, comb, comb, comb.
07:55Blue hair is fun to brush and comb.
07:58All girls who like to brush and comb should have a pet like this at home.
08:02Who is this pet? Say, he is wet.
08:06You never yet met a pet, I bet, as wet as they let this wet pet get.
08:15Did you ever fly a kite in bed? Did you ever walk with ten cats on your head?
08:22Did you ever milk this kind of cow? Well, we can do it. We know how.
08:28If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good.
08:36Hello, hello, are you there? Hello? I called you up to say hello.
08:41I said hello. Can you hear me, Joe? Oh, no, I cannot hear your call.
08:47I cannot hear your call at all. This is not good, and I know why.
08:52A mouse has cut the wire in my house.
08:55This is not good, and I know why. A mouse has cut the wire. Goodbye.
09:03From near to far, from here to there, funny things are everywhere.
09:08These yellow pets are called the Zeds. They have one hair up on their heads.
09:14Their hair grows fast, so fast, they say, they need a haircut every day.
09:20Who am I? My name is Ish. On my hand, I have a dish. I have this dish to help me wish.
09:31When I wish to make a wish, I wave my hand with a big wish swish. Then I say,
09:37I wish for fish, and I get fish right on my dish. So, if you wish to wish a wish,
09:44you may wish for fish with my Ish Wish Dish.
09:54At our house, we play out back. We play a game called Ring the Gak.
09:59Would you like to play this game? Come down. We have the only Gak in town.
10:07Look what we found in the park in the dark. We will take him home. We will call him Clark.
10:14He will live at our house. He will grow and grow. Will our mother like this? We don't know.
10:24And now, good night. It is time to sleep, so we will sleep with our pet Zeep. Today is gone.
10:31Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. Every day, from here to there, funny things are everywhere.
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