No Smoking - Full Stand up Comedy Special by Aakash Mehta | movie | 2023 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

In this comedy special No smoking, Aakash Mehta talks about travelling, marriage, health checkups, Instagram and other a | dG1fem5zcUltQ0JHS0E

Transcript

00:00I'll tell you my stand-up motivation.

00:02Look, I know that there are seven continents.

00:05I know how to say Lund on seven.

00:07That's...

00:08That's it!

00:13Look at the brains of these foreigners.

00:15They'll come here and clean here.

00:17They don't understand that while sitting,

00:19while standing,

00:20while shifting,

00:21they poop everywhere.

00:26It's very important to poop.

00:27Like...

00:29There are times where I could have sex.

00:31But I'm like, no, no.

00:32Today, it's me and me.

00:33I've spent 29 years with myself.

00:35Now, a new man is coming.

00:36No, I'm here. Shake hands.

00:37No, where are you from?

00:41Everybody in this room is addicted to something.

00:43No cigarettes, no alcohol, no tea, no coffee.

00:46Instagram.

00:50My addiction touches my lungs.

00:52I know my addiction touches my lungs.

00:54It touches your brain.

00:55It touches your brain.

00:58And it's f**king annoying to me

01:00that nobody will call you out for your addiction

01:02but I'm a motherf**ker, to be honest.

01:05Because I can smell it.