00:00You
00:09Noah and Claire want to start a new family
00:16But first they'll have to take in
00:20Mom the family they already have a couple of weeks you want to stay for two weeks. You're not even
00:26gonna know I'm here
00:29I'm Claire's cousin. She said I could stay here for a few days. Is that my toothbrush next to your
00:33toenail clippings?
00:34Oh, man, I'm sorry. Can you please pass the salt my rail? Oh, it's my room. Well, actually
00:39I kind of like my rail better. Is your mother there? You're gonna have to talk to her tomorrow. Don't
00:43bet on it
00:45She just fell didn't she yeah and take on new responsibilities
00:51I'm looking for a solid employment your recent firing at ordinarily be an enormous red flag anybody with half a
00:56brain
00:56I have two halves
00:58What are you gonna do Marilyn hide out here forever?
01:01I wish they would just get divorced already and put us all out of our misery rise and shine twinkle
01:05toes
01:07Now when he can't get rid of his mother
01:11Where now we're gonna be co-working
01:16He's having second thoughts about becoming a father there's plenty of things you can do to lower your sperm count
01:22excuse me simple things
01:24Scalding hot baths
01:26You're not playing soapy worm, are you?
01:28Or tight underwear
01:30These are like four sizes too small for you. Oh, that explains a lot. What?
01:35Are you sleeping there? I don't want to bother you if you're asleep. I mean if you're asleep
01:39I really don't think we should talk
01:40Your mom stole my car
01:44Mom!
01:45You even think about leaving this house tonight and I'm driving you straight to a home
01:48Oh, yeah, I scared
01:50Have you put up with your moods and your complaining and your dogs?
01:53You have some serious problems, you know that?
01:59Oh, yeah, yeah
02:01Have you been trying to keep me from getting pregnant?
02:03No. Yes, I have
02:05Is there anything else I need to know about? Any other lies?
02:08You can also be very self-absorbed and immature
02:10Stupid and immature
02:11I agree again. You talk and I agree. That's the deal, right?
02:14Oh, no, no, no. Sammy Higgins, don't eat that
02:18Academy Award winner Diane Keaton
02:20Dax Shepard, Liv Tyler, and Mike White
02:24That's what's so stupid
02:25Will you shut up?
02:29Smother
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