00:00Mr. Carr!
00:02Mrs. Mullock!
00:04Dad! What are you doing?
00:06I could ask you the same question.
00:08We're doing makeovers.
00:10Hmm?
00:11Shazia's doing makeovers on us.
00:13Oh, thank God.
00:14What did you think?
00:15Nothing. Nothing at all.
00:17So what are you doing back here?
00:19I just came back to do some, um, communicating.
00:23What's the matter with you?
00:25Why don't we talk about your feelings?
00:28Have you got any?
00:30What?
00:31And compliments, too.
00:33All you ladies, you don't need makeovers.
00:37You look very nice as you are.
00:39Thank you.
00:40I wasn't talking to you.
00:44So, it's all completely innocent.
00:48Very nice.
00:49I don't know what I was worried about.
00:51Right. So now you can go.
00:53Yes. Fine. I'm going.
00:55Fine. I'm going.
00:57I just need to get some talcum powder first.
01:01You can't go upstairs.
01:03Oh, God.
01:05I knew it!
01:07No! Wait! What are you doing?
01:10Where is he? He must be here somewhere!
01:13Have you gone mad? What are you talking about?
01:18I know about Sajid.
01:20Sajid? Boilerman Sajid?
01:22Don't play games with me.
01:26In our bedroom of all places.
01:29You can't go in there.
01:30Too late.
01:38That wasn't Sajid?
01:39Of course not.
01:40What the hell was it?
01:42Mrs. Eunice.
01:44And who?
01:45No, that was all her.
01:49She's trying on support pants.
01:51So, no Sajid?
01:52What's Sajid got to do with this?
01:54I thought he was...
01:56They said at the mosque about the cougars and...
01:59fixing the boiler and making jalebis.
02:02Of course there's no one else here.
02:05You silly man.
02:13I swear I don't know who that is.
02:15I do!
02:18I knew it! I knew it!
02:20Come on out of there and fight like a man!
02:23What are you doing? Stop it!
02:25Come on, you coward!
02:36Dad, what's going on?
02:38Cover your ears. This is grown-up things.
02:40What?
02:41Shazia, he said it's grown-up things.
02:44Mom?
02:45Your father's gone mad.
02:46Brilliant.
02:47Sometimes, kid, even when two people are married...
02:51they might do silly things with other people.
02:54But you mustn't just blame your mother.
02:56I, too, must take some responsibility.
02:59But it's mostly her.
03:02What is he talking about?
03:04There is no easy way of saying this, Shazia.
03:07Your mother has betrayed me.
03:11What?
03:12With who?
03:15With the wardrobe.
03:17With the wardrobe?
03:19With who's in the wardrobe?
03:21Who is he?
03:22Ask your mother.
03:24I don't know.
03:25It's Sajid.
03:26Sajid?
03:27Yes, Sajid.
03:28Sajid in the wardrobe?
03:29That's right, Sajid.
03:30Sajid?
03:31Sajid!
03:34That's my name. Don't wear it out.
03:38I said I'd pop back and check on the boiler. Is this a bad time?
03:42But...
03:44if you...
03:46then who's in...
03:48Yoo-hoo!
03:50Coffee!
03:56Mr Khan, I think you squashed my jalebis.
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