面白いコンピレーションビデオクリップ。楽しさとユーモア。
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00:00because we're gonna do the scenario to the two-pound pagan let's grab him here
00:05spin him round, there you go
00:11yo oh what do you say boss
00:23why did you put the windows down boss
00:30what you doing man, stupid daft cunt man, how are you boys, you alright, I'm alright how are you, nice to meet you, nice to meet you my purpose, how are you, you alright, I'm alright how are you, I'm fine, good good, nice to see you anyway, you as well mate, you as well
00:45fucking daft cunt man, you've been bucking the car wash man, you stupid arsehole man, you fucking are you daft cunt man
00:50you can't even sit properly in the car you idiot, you're not sat properly in the car, you're deluded, you're a psycho
00:59look at you, you're a fucking idiot, slow down, pull up and let me punch your head in for you, slow down you fucking idiot
01:06did they want to fucking start me off cunt, don't bruv, I've been calm, I've been fucking calm, it's if I see any of you and you say something bruv
01:15watch the way I deal with you bruv, you won't like it you know cunt, you won't, so you best hide behind your little fucking accounts and stay safe rude boy
01:24believe that, because if I catch you, it's a whole new argument rude boy, you better know that, batty boys, you lot ain't on nothing
01:32my dad established that, that's why I don't say nothing to all you pussy hoes, but you still gotta come back little fucking dumb white boys
01:39and I know who it is, it's little boys, never big men, cunt big men don't do all them things, little dutchy stink batty boys that go in school and think they're bad
01:48know you lot yourselves you know, because I will cut you up on sight you little fucking shits, I'm gonna be a damn dangerous to you lot bruv, because I'm a fucking nut bag, you fucking shitheads, I'll fucking kill you pussy hoes
02:09is it me, am I the drama, I don't think I'm the drama, maybe I am, am I the felon, I don't think I'm the felon
02:17I just wanna make a quick announcement as well, I am fucking full time universal credit employed now, so yeah, I am fucking taking that fucking P from the government
02:26if you're working and you're paying taxes, nice one, well done, because that's going into my pocket and I don't have to do anything, I just, I sleep all day, I sleep all day, I wake up at like 2
02:36and I'm like what day is it, Wednesday, fucking Friday, I don't know, every day is the weekend to me, so just wanted to let you know that, and yeah, I'm just trapping
02:45fucking angry, if you continue with this bookie nonsense, so
03:16Alfie, you're a specky retard, Josh you're shit at football and get dropped, Luke you're a perv, and we're less little girls, Matty you eat dog, Dylan you're a whale and finger your bum hole
03:29that's a red flag right there bruv, that's a red flag right there bruv
03:34sorry I can't help it, you stink
03:37I stink?
03:38yeah
03:39you look like you've been dragged through a bush
03:41yeah well it looks like you're living in your nan's shed there
03:44piss off, it's a 19 bedroom house
03:47yeah well have you got your nan's knitted jumper on
03:51no one would even buy that if it was a second hand shop, I'm pretty sure no one would even buy that mate
04:01well guys, I'm not even going to get into this with the clothes situation, I'm sick of it, it's boring fam, I keep telling everyone, I'm not at my house, I have limited clothes at Cheyenne's house
04:09everyone thinks I wear the same clothes because I wear black mate, wait man
04:13wait man
04:14do you know what man, this is what I've got to deal with and you lot think it's all fucking funny, this is what I've got to part with and she's going to be worse later if she goes out, worse her
04:20look what I've got, I'm going to show you how to break an apple in half, just with
04:32with my thumb
04:33later, that's how you break an apple, with your hand, in half, eh, boyo, absolute boyo, no one's going to mess with that
04:58it's still too fucking far, I've done away with doing it, I've done away with moving it, I've done away with fucking moving it
05:05ma'am, ma'am, quick, ma'am, move, move, move
05:20I'm getting in the bin bro
05:21I'm getting in the bin bro
05:27good evening
05:28you guys try and open it, I'm locked in, I'm locked in, I'm locked in a bin
05:36I'm locked in
05:50fucking this place is worth some fucking clarity, absolute fucking shit all, oh where's this gun going, slow down, no, oh
06:05hello, my name's Barry, I've just seen you going through Bobman I think, in a white van, I just thought I'd say, I think you've got a popped tyre on the back left mate
06:19yeah, yeah, it's a big white Transit
06:24no worries, cheers, cheers mate
06:28he's pulling there, pulling there, pulling there
06:35laughing
06:38nah, what is going on with all these UFOs, aye, one sec, aye have you seen this UFO here
06:48oh look at your clothes, look at your shirt there, oh my god
06:56what, mate, what's going on
07:01I don't know who's sending it, I don't know who's sending it
07:04oh not fucking Mr Tiktok bro
07:07red tech wanker, red tech wanker, who, who are you talking to bruv, who are you, like bro
07:15I will come to your door, this is not a scare tactic, it will happen when you least expect it
07:25it's not looking good bruv
07:28why the fuck is this video coming here, hiya, it's your good boy, I've not seen you yet
07:34oh my god mate, do we need to phone somebody or something
07:37I don't know mate
07:42arms with a bum
07:51rocky road
07:53geezer on tiktok yeah, picking out his fucking belly button yeah, and he's got a million views, a fucking million
08:02woo, ha, look at me
08:05do you know what I mean, you've got people on youtube right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
08:11everybody else's life, everybody else's life, they ain't got no fucking life of self, they've got no life
08:16I'm constipated Taron
08:18do you know what I mean, but they're getting millions of views, millions of fucking views
08:22for absolutely pointless, absolutely pointless fucking shit, stupid shit that don't mean fucking nothing, it don't mean nothing
08:39oh so look, this is me, this is the camera, when I see recordings of me, and they're posted on the internet, and I'm like this
08:48no, I'm here, I'm here, I don't do a live chat here
08:53hello, it's me
08:54who is it, I don't know, who is it, who is it
08:59hi mate, are you ok
09:00hi, sorry to bother you, I'm doing some research for Liverpool University, it's about data protection
09:05are we alright to record you
09:07you can do whatever you want
09:08oh yeah, go on then pop
09:09have a read of that, that explains to you what it's about
09:12data protection
09:13pardon
09:14I, I, I, you know the GDPR
09:17yeah, you know it, yeah
09:18yeah, so I'm in that industry, you know what I mean
09:20oh, well you've been most helpful to me
09:23takes me about 12 minutes, yeah
09:25ok, go on
09:26may I come in, I am a genuine researcher
09:29you've got paint on your nose, you know that
09:31I was up here in the bedroom for a minute
09:33no, listen, can you come back tomorrow and sort it
09:37no, it's too much, no honestly
09:40I mean, it only takes 10 minutes with me, it's very crazy
09:43no, honestly, it's ok
09:44yeah, ok
09:45ok, God bless
09:46thank you anyway
09:47you've got to sort it tomorrow
09:48yeah, I won't be here, I'll be in another part of Liverpool
09:51you've got to sort it tomorrow then
09:53pardon
09:54you've got to sort it tomorrow
09:55you're going to take part in it tomorrow
09:57yeah, it's the default, default
09:58God bless
09:59thank you
10:00God bless, bye bye
10:01bye bye
10:02God bless
10:03see you later