00:00Hello! Attention all humans of Netflix!
00:04Oh, that's better.
00:05It is I, God.
00:07Why do I have a furry bod and an exposed b-hole, you might ask?
00:11Well, the morons who run Heaven's Board of Directors
00:14punished me for years of ineptitude by sending me to Earth
00:17to live in the body of a chunky house cat.
00:19And the suits at Netflix thought it would be hilarious
00:22to make a show surveilling my every move.
00:24It's basically like watching footage of your own cat on a ring camera
00:27but with a higher monthly fee.
00:30Listen up!
00:31My show comes out on July 12th
00:33and I need this Netflix series about me to be a huge hit
00:35if I want to get back to Heaven.
00:37Also, the last comedy I had a cameo in was Passion of the Christ
00:40which, frankly, was a bit of a downer.
00:42So I need your help.
00:43Add my show, Exploding Kittens, to your MyList.
00:46Hit that bell, set your reminder and do that thing on YouTube
00:49where you smash the like button on the trailer
00:51and share it with all your friends. Thank you.
00:53Also, as God, I apologize for inventing hurricanes, murder hornets,
00:57and those tiny spiders who live in your eyelashes.
00:59Look it up. It's a thing.
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