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  • 6/26/2024

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00:00Episode 1
00:12Senior, we won't be found out, will we?
00:15Of course not. We disguised ourselves so well.
00:18Really? But I'm still worried.
00:21Think about it. Who asked us to lurk here?
00:23It's Master.
00:24That's great.
00:25What Master values is the sound of the tree on you and me.
00:29You two!
00:31I can tell you're from the Academy.
00:33Tell me how you got in here.
00:36How did you know?
00:37We look like scholars, don't we?
00:39No, you don't.
00:40You don't carry a sword. You don't sit properly.
00:42You two are the only ones who don't wear school uniforms.
00:45And you're hiding behind us.
00:47We can't even find you.
00:49Do you think we're stupid?
00:52Damn it.
00:53We were so close.
00:54Tell me.
00:55What are you doing here?
00:56If you don't tell us the truth,
01:00we'll beat you to a pulp.
01:13Beat me to a pulp?
01:14Beat me to a pulp?
01:15Beat me to a pulp?
01:17Mr. Zhuang, why don't you ask me something?
01:19I'll tell you the truth.
01:21I'll beat you to a pulp if I ask you a question.
01:23Senior, don't forget the business.
01:25Stop it.
01:27No, I won't.
01:28I'll stop as long as you tell me to.
01:32Senior, bad news.
01:34Mr. Xiaoli.
01:35It's too late. Mr. Xiaoli is here.
01:39You're making trouble in the school.
01:40It's an insult to our privacy.
01:42Kneel down, both of you.
01:44What's going on?
01:45This is the Sun of Heaven and Earth.
01:48You two are done for.
01:52You two are not students of my school.
01:55Why did you sneak into my school?
01:58Why should I tell you?
02:00Tell us now or you'll be lying.
02:05Senior, hang in there.
02:07Because I think...
02:10I'm a scholar.
02:13You can even resist the magic of performance.
02:16Where are you from?
02:18Tell us.
02:19Who sent you?
02:20Huh?
02:24This bell is...
02:25Tell us now.
02:26It's a good omen.
02:28Good... good omen?
02:32It's a good omen.
02:34The dean has passed away.
02:36That old man Gui Qingshan is finally dead.
02:42Congratulations, Mr. Xiaoli.
02:44No hurry.
02:46We should wait until tomorrow's election.
02:48Then we can congratulate him.
02:50Yes.
02:51What about these two spies?
02:54I'll be the dean tomorrow.
02:55Who has time to care about them?
02:57You can do whatever you want.
03:02This...
03:04Where is he?
03:09The dean has been chasing stars all his life.
03:13But in the end, he didn't have time.
03:17What's the point of dying?
03:20It's bad for your health.
03:22Although the dean has passed away,
03:24the academy can't be without a leader.
03:28That's right.
03:29The top priority now
03:31is to choose a new dean.
03:33Bastard.
03:34The dean's body is still cold.
03:35You want to change the dynasty?
03:37Isn't it too ugly to laugh at?
03:39You...
03:40What right do you have to scold me?
03:41You don't learn martial arts.
03:43You...
03:45You...
03:46Only the dean can scold me like this.
03:47Enough.
03:48A gentleman's way is not right.
03:51Since you want to change the dynasty,
03:53I will compete with you for the position of dean.
03:56Okay.
03:57In that case,
03:58we will choose tomorrow
04:00to see who is right and who is wrong.
04:04I also participate in the election.
04:06Let me show you what is righteousness.
04:15The vote is over.
04:17Start counting the votes.
04:23It's really Tao Lv Fu Zi.
04:2570% is a spy.
04:27As expected.
04:29It's all your fault.
04:30At this time, you still come to distribute my votes.
04:32Nonsense.
04:33Who distributed your votes?
04:35I didn't distribute your votes.
04:37I didn't distribute your votes.
04:39I didn't distribute your votes.
04:41I didn't distribute your votes.
04:43I didn't distribute your votes.
04:49This is what people want.
04:51Wen Fang, don't be sad.
04:53Wen Fang, don't be sad.
04:55I don't need you to worry.
04:57Even if I lose,
04:59I will stand up and fight until the last moment.
05:07You guys...
05:09Elder Ge is so pitiful.
05:11He is so pitiful.
05:13In this aspect, the eyes of the people are still bright.
05:15Should we find a chance
05:17to change the elder?
05:19It seems that the students of our academy
05:21are more intelligent.
05:23Since when did those students
05:25become your spies?
05:29What is a spy?
05:31It's too bad.
05:33As the saying goes, a wise man knows what he is doing.
05:35It is also common sense.
05:37I just hate that
05:39I only taught them how to read.
05:41I forgot to teach them how to be a human.
05:45You don't have a chance.
05:47I announce that
05:49I officially elect
05:51the new dean of Baihe Academy.
05:55At the same time,
05:57I announce that
05:59Baihe Academy
06:01is officially renamed
06:03Tian Dao Academy.
06:05Let's
06:07work together
06:09to unify Jiuzhou
06:11for Tian Dao Academy.
06:13Tian Dao Academy! Tian Dao Academy! Tian Dao Academy!
06:15Tian Dao Academy! Tian Dao Academy!
06:19Xiao Lv,
06:21you traitor.
06:23You are so shameless.
06:25You are a dog.
06:27That's right. I am a dog.
06:29I am also a dog of Tian Dao Academy.
06:31I don't know
06:33where my dog
06:35has gone.
06:37That's right.
06:39I dream of being a dog of Tian Dao Academy.
06:41In my heart, I am a dog of Tian Dao Academy.
06:43You are also a dog of Tian Dao Academy.
06:45Do you feel sorry
06:47for the dean?
06:49Shut up.
06:51Who is still
06:53mentioning that dead man?
06:55Come on.
06:57Kick all the rebels out.
06:59Who dares?
07:01Why I dare not here?
07:03I am there!
07:05Left leg hurt from totally infracture.
07:07Ask them to be imprisoned.
07:11I collaborate with them to
07:12take the position.
07:16I got my legs hurt.
07:18Ask them to be controlled.
07:21Is that
07:22the cursing of the devil?
07:24It seems like a swear.
07:26I mate with three demons
07:27in the sky and in the earth.
07:29Retaliate! Your retaliation!
07:31Retaliation is useless!
07:32Continue to retaliate!
07:33Shut up!
07:41It's the Headmaster!
07:42The Headmaster is not dead!
07:44The head of Xiao Lv and his son, Piao Zhe, are all asleep!
07:51If it wasn't for the Hierarch of the Immortal Sects
07:53who helped me use this trick to lure the snake out of the cave,
07:56I wouldn't have been able to kill all these kids.
07:59What? You planned all this?
08:02You're scared, aren't you?
08:04Why didn't you tell me earlier?
08:06Both of you are as strong as a mule!
08:11Xiao Lv and his son, do you have anything else to say?
08:17Don't be happy too soon!
08:18The Lingzhou army of the Tian Dao Alliance has arrived!
08:20You're done for!
08:22The Baihe Academy is done for!