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Hazbin Hotel S 1 Ep 1 Overture English Dub
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00:00Once upon a time, there was a glowing city protected by golden gates, known as Heaven.
00:10It was ruled by beings of pure light, angels that worshipped good and shielded all from evil.
00:17Lucifer was one of these angels. He was a dreamer with fantastical ideas for all of creation,
00:23but he was seen as a troublemaker by the elders of Heaven,
00:26for they felt his way of thinking was dangerous to the order of their world.
00:30So he watched as the angels began to expand the universe in their ways.
00:35From the dust of Earth, they created Adam and Lilith, equals as the first of mankind,
00:41but despite this, Adam demanded control and Lilith refused to submit to his will.
00:46She fled the garden. Drawn in by her fierce independence,
00:50Lucifer found her and the two rebellious dreamers fell deeply in love.
00:55Together, they wished to share the magic of free will with humanity,
01:00offering the fruit of knowledge to Adam's new bride, Eve, who gladly accepted.
01:05But this gift came with a curse, for with this single act of disobedience, evil finally found its way into Earth.
01:11With it, the new realm of darkness and sin, and the order Heaven had worked to maintain, was shattered.
01:18As punishment for their reckless act, Heaven cast Lucifer and his love into the dark pit he had created,
01:24never allowing him to see the good that came from humanity, only the cruel and the wicked.
01:30Ashamed, Lucifer lost his will to dream, but Lilith thrived, empowering demankind with her voice and her songs,
01:38and as the numbers of Hell grew, so did its power.
01:42Threatened by this, Heaven made a truly heartless decision,
01:47that every year they would send down an army, an extermination, to ensure Hell and its sinners could never rise against them.
01:57But Lilith's hope remained, and her dream was passed down to their precious daughter, the Princess of Hell.
02:06Don't worry, Mom. I'll make you proud.
02:10Charlie?
02:11Ah! Oh, shit! Did you hear all that?
02:14Uh, yeah. I was right there.
02:16Sorry. I get pretty worked up after an extermination happens. This story helps.
02:23I know. Don't worry. I enjoy your theatrics. Are you okay?
02:26I'm fine. Just thinking, you know? Family stuff.
02:30Did you hear from your mom yet?
02:34Oof. How long has it been now?
02:36Not that long. Only seven years off doing something important, I'm sure.
02:42But this kingdom was something she really cared about. Something I care about.
02:47Well, at least you aren't alone.
02:49I just hope what I'm trying to do here will work.
02:52It will. I have faith in you.
02:55All right, come on. Alistair says he has something to show us.
03:05Well, hello there, you wayward sinner!
03:07Do you like blood, violence, and depravity of a sexual nature?
03:10Of course you do! That's why you're in hell!
03:13But what would you say if I told you there was a place to stay that had none of that?
03:17Welcome to the Has-Been Hotel, a misguided path to redemption!
03:21Founded five days ago by Lucifer's delusional daughter, Charlotte Morningstar!
03:26Come place your fate in her inexperienced hands as she tries to work through her daddy issues by fixing you!
03:32Here we offer fun things, such as somewhat functional staff and 24-hour pest control.
03:39Custom rooms, and just look at this turkey parlor!
03:42Enjoy riveting conversation with our singular resident!
03:46Wow! All this and more at the Has-Been Hotel!
03:50Your last desperate attempt at salvation starts here!
03:55So, what do you think?
03:57I'm sorry, what the fuck was that?
03:59Uh, yeah, one note.
04:02Alistair, I mean, first off, thank you so much for making this seriously amazing!
04:08But, um, maybe the tone is a bit... off?
04:14We want people to want to come here. This makes it look, um...
04:20Bad. The word you're looking for is bad.
04:22Funny, I was going for hilarious!
04:24It didn't explain anything about how we're trying to save demons from extermination, which is the whole fucking point!
04:30Vaggie is right, Alistair. The commercial was to let sinners know we are trying to help them!
04:36Well, my dear, I haven't been active in hell for some time!
04:39And everyone remembers me from my radio show!
04:42The proper medium to express oneself!
04:45But you insisted on this noisy picture box advertisement!
04:49So I had a little fun with it.
04:50Oh, fun? You had a little fun with it?
04:52Well, this is not what we want to represent us.
04:54When you showed up here a week ago, you told us you would help run this hotel.
04:57Instead, you're mocking us!
04:59Nobody's gonna want to come to a place that a powerful overlord like you thinks is a waste of time!
05:04What?
05:06If you're filming a commercial, can I suggest you take better advantage of the talented celebrity you have right here?
05:14Angel, you're a porn star.
05:16A famous porn star!
05:18I'll have the horniest sinners knocking these walls down to get him!
05:23We are not filming a porn as a commercial!
05:26Why not? Sex sells, don't it?
05:29I swear, if you film me going at it with Mr. Fancy Talk Creepy Voice here,
05:34you'd be rolling in participants willing to stay at this tacky hotel.
05:38Ha ha! Never going to happen!
05:41Angel, I appreciate you wanting to use your special skills to attract folks to the hotel,
05:48but I really don't want to exploit you in that way.
05:53Oh, please, baby.
05:55This body was made to be exploited.
05:58I got the arms. I got the stamina.
06:01I got the legs. I got the lung capacity.
06:04Oh, I got the legs!
06:06The gag reflex, the holes, the chest bluff.
06:09Hold that thought. I'll be right back.
06:12I can keep going all night, baby.
06:17Hello? Dad?
06:19Hey, I have a question.
06:21If Freaky Face over there is so powerful, then why can't he just make people stay here?
06:26Oh, trust me, I can.
06:29Why do you think I'm here?
06:31You don't truly think I'd be cleaning bottles and listening to you fucks bitch and moan all the time if he wasn't forcing me?
06:37I like being forced.
06:38Keep that to yourself, Niff.
06:40What? You don't love being here with me, Whiskers?
06:43Call me Whiskers again and I'll jam that bottle down your throat.
06:46Kinky. Come on, keep talking dirty.
06:50Angel, let Huss do his job. And no, we can't force sinners to stay here.
06:54They need to choose to.
06:56I'm choosing to be here, and I think it's all stupid.
06:59We're in hell, toots.
07:01It's kind of the end of the road, ain't it?
07:02Well, maybe it doesn't have to be.
07:04Just because nobody has made it out before doesn't mean it's not possible.
07:07Hey, whatever means I can keep crashing here rent-free.
07:11Crack is expensive.
07:13Yeah, I can. Totally.
07:15Yeah, I'll head over there right away.
07:18Okay!
07:21Yes! Yes!
07:25Ah! What?
07:30What's going on?
07:32My dad just called. He said that the leader of the Angel Army wants to meet.
07:35He asked if I could go instead.
07:37But... but the extermination just happened.
07:41What could they want this soon after...
07:43I can do this. Somehow I know it.
07:46I'll get heaven behind my plans.
07:49Charlie, hold on.
07:50There's just no way I could blow it.
07:54Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance.
07:57It's just a meeting.
07:58To change their minds and touch their hearts or whatever angels have.
08:04This could be bad.
08:05Cheer up, Maggie. This could be swell.
08:08Something tells me that today will be a happy day in hell.
08:13Okay, but just don't sing to them.
08:14That bitch is halfway down the street.
08:16She...
08:17She's dead.
08:18Oh, no.
08:19There's a warm, fuzzy feeling that walks through the air.
08:22Every street so revealing, it's hard not to stare.
08:25It's a realm so appealing, it feeds anywhere.
08:28If you don't mind the smell, it's a happy day in hell.
08:34Hi, mister.
08:35Go fuck yourself!
08:36There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul.
08:39Hello!
08:40A ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole.
08:42Excuse me.
08:43Do what is required, we all have our role.
08:46I'm not doing well.
08:48Another shitty day in hell.
08:52If I can show them the dream I've dreamed.
08:55That any soul can change.
08:57Those angels' minds are hard to change.
08:59They will know everyone can be redeemed.
09:01From the evil to the free.
09:04Their blood, their sin, their rage.
09:07I can hear all their stories, the lost and displaced.
09:11And I know that they're more of an acquired taste.
09:14But if I open the door and I give them a place.
09:17At my has-been hotel.
09:20It'll be a happy day in hell.
09:27From the porn studio, where the cinephiles go.
09:30To watch award-winning demons and cocky shows.
09:33To the cannibal town, where they don't wear a frown.
09:36Holy shit, oh my gosh, why?
09:39And I don't give a crow that.
09:41His brains are in my armpit.
09:44Cause I know I can spare them.
09:46From heaven's genocide.
09:49I can do it, I just know it.
09:52I'll get heaven behind my plans.
09:55There's just no way, I can do it.
09:58Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance.
10:02To change their minds.
10:03And touch my parts.
10:05Uh, no thank you, I'm just gonna fulfill my destiny.
10:10No much, bitch.
10:11I can already tell.
10:14Today is gonna be a fucking happy day in hell.
10:27Hello?
10:29Hello?
10:31Hello?
10:35Creepy.
10:41Oh, okay, also creepy.
10:47Uh, hello?
10:50Is anyone here?
10:52Sup.
10:53Holy shit.
10:54Hi, um, I'm Charlie.
10:56My dad asked me if I could meet you.
10:58Yeah, I know.
10:59Okay, well, it's nice to meet you.
11:02Totally, nice to meet you too.
11:05Ha, I fucking got you, did you fucking see that?
11:08Good shit.
11:09Uh, so, wait.
11:11You aren't here?
11:12No, you think I'd come down there?
11:14No, I mean, I love the vibe, totally, I love your tunes.
11:16Pretty fucking hardcore, don't get me wrong.
11:18But it's such a bummer, man.
11:20Everything down there is just so blah, you know?
11:24Ew.
11:25Right.
11:26So, I'm happy we got this opportunity to meet.
11:29There's a project I've been working on that I really want to talk to you about.
11:32Hey, hey, honey.
11:34Slow down, we got time.
11:37How about we get to know each other a little, hmm?
11:39How about some lunch?
11:40You hungry?
11:41I got you.
11:43Here's my personal favorite.
11:44You'll love it.
11:45Uh, thanks.
11:49I got you again, bitch.
11:51Fucking hilarious.
11:55Okay, so, Charlie's dealing with something very important.
11:57So, while she's gone, we are making a new commercial.
12:00One that represents her vision and what we're doing here.
12:03So, we need a camera.
12:05Alistair?
12:07A video camera?
12:11All right, let's do this.
12:14And... action!
12:16Welcome to the Has-Been Hotel.
12:19Can I help you with anything?
12:21I've been a bad boy.
12:23And I need a big, strong daddy to put me in my place.
12:28On the path to redemption.
12:31Well, you come.
12:33Oh, yes!
12:35To the right place.
12:37Cut!
12:38Okay, Angel, I need you to be less horny, if possible.
12:41And, Husk, can you maybe not have the script in front of your face?
12:43I ain't no actor. I can't memorize this shit.
12:46Well, we could improv this shit, baby cakes.
12:51Whoops.
12:52Husk, come on.
12:54So, I was playing this gig, and for some fucking reason,
12:56this virtue chick was digging on the drummer,
12:58and it's like, do you know who I am?
13:01I'm fucking Adam. I'm the original dick.
13:03All dicks descend from me.
13:05You think you want drummer dick? No way.
13:08I'm the dick fucking master.
13:10So, anyway, and we fucked, and it was awesome.
13:14What'd you do this weekend?
13:15Wait, your name is Adam?
13:17Like the first man, Adam? That means you.
13:19Oh.
13:21That explains so much.
13:22I know, I fucking rock.
13:24Well, Adam, sir. Mr. Adam, sir.
13:26Call me Dick Master.
13:28Adam, you seem like a smart...
13:30Well, stand-up guy.
13:32Uh-huh.
13:33And I know you are the leader of the angels,
13:35and you are a big thinker, a revolutionary, a genius.
13:38I mean, pure words, babe.
13:40Who would really love to put his name on something?
13:42Fucking love putting my name on shit. Shit's the best.
13:45It's a solution to our biggest problem.
13:47Oh, herpes. Yeah, that's a bitch.
13:50No, our other biggest problem.
13:52Oh, uh, ugly people?
13:54Math. Global warming?
13:56No, wait, that's Earth's problem. Um...
14:00All right, Nifty. Nifty. Nifty.
14:03Your line is, we have the cleanest rooms, okay?
14:06Got it. I'm ready.
14:08Action.
14:17Uh, cut.
14:19How was that?
14:21Well, Nifty, you actually have to say the line,
14:23so let's roll again.
14:24Okay.
14:25Action.
14:29You're doing great, Vagina.
14:31Cut.
14:32All right, uh, maybe we can try to fix it in post.
14:35Do you even know what that means?
14:36I'll figure it out.
14:38Welcome to the Aspen Hotel.
14:43Seems like you're having a bit of trouble there, hmm?
14:46I guess they've been there before.
14:47Why are you even here?
14:49For the entertainment.
14:50I came here because I love seeing wasteful souls
14:53struggle to accomplish something meaningful
14:55and sail spectacularly, like you are doing now.
14:58Good job.
14:59And here is Alistair, the egocentric piece of shit that...
15:04I wouldn't try that, my dear.
15:07This face was made for radio.
15:11That's it.
15:12I don't care who or what you are.
15:15If you're staying here, you're gonna make this work
15:17because it won't be so entertaining
15:19to watch over an empty hotel, will it, shit-ass?
15:23Fair enough.
15:24I'll tell you what.
15:25Let's make a deal.
15:27You think I'm that stupid,
15:29making a deal with a demon like you?
15:31Not for your soul, just a simple deal.
15:34I do this for you,
15:36and you never ask me to engage
15:38with this frivolous television technology ever again.
15:43Or Charlie can come back to absolutely nothing.
15:47Your choice.
15:50Fine.
15:58Now then.
16:06All right, everyone.
16:07Let's make a fucking commercial.
16:10When you take her out for the fifth time
16:11and she still expects you to pay the check,
16:13but you're like,
16:14Hey, I thought you wanted equality.
16:16No, our shared problem of overpopulation in hell.
16:20Oh.
16:21Well, that's not a problem.
16:23We got that covered.
16:24Lute, how many demons did you kill this year?
16:26Got a good 275 this year, sir.
16:28275?
16:29Whoa!
16:30Badass.
16:31Awesome job, Danger Tits.
16:32Found it.
16:33Uh, no.
16:34Not awesome.
16:35Those are my people.
16:36You know that, right?
16:38Oh, yeah.
16:40That must suck for you.
16:43But these are souls.
16:45Human souls,
16:46just the same as the ones you have up in heaven.
16:48They are not the same.
16:49They had their chance,
16:50and they earned damnation.
16:52You're wrong.
16:53Sinners make mistakes, sure,
16:54but everyone makes mistakes.
16:56Angels don't make mistakes.
16:58You really think that?
16:59I know that.
17:00Yeah.
17:01I've never made a mistake in my fucking life.
17:03The only reason you're still here
17:04is because Daddy gave you and your hell-born kind
17:06a pardon from an exorcist blade.
17:08How does that feel,
17:10to know how little you matter?
17:13Oops!
17:14Almost out of time.
17:15Guess we should get into it.
17:16Oh, fuck!
17:19I've got a lot to get through
17:20and not a lot of time,
17:21and I feel like you weren't hearing me before,
17:22so here goes.
17:23I know hell's population is out of control.
17:26It's a bad situation.
17:27It's taking a toll.
17:28If we rehab these sinners
17:29and cleanse all their souls
17:31at my has-been hotel...
17:32Wait!
17:33I'm getting ahead of myself!
17:34Right! Extermination!
17:35I know you guys fly down
17:36just to kill once a year,
17:37and it must be annoying
17:38to schlep all the way here.
17:39If they join you in heaven,
17:40that trip disappears.
17:41You can wave that door.
17:42Farewell.
17:43It'll be a happy day!
17:45Let me stop you right there.
17:46Save us all precious time.
17:48If what you're suggesting
17:49is letting them climb up the ladder,
17:52oh, they'd rather cross the pearly gates.
17:54Well, I...
17:55Sorry, sweetie,
17:56but there's no defying their fates,
17:57cause hell is forever
17:59whether you like it or not.
18:01Have their chance to behave better,
18:03now they boil in the pot
18:04cause the rules are black and white.
18:06There's no use in trying to fight it.
18:08They're burning for their lives
18:09until we kill them again.
18:11Just try to chillax, babe.
18:13You're wasting your breath.
18:14Did I hear you imply
18:15that they don't deserve death?
18:17Are they winners?
18:18Are they sinners?
18:19Cause it's cut and dry.
18:20Well, actually,
18:21fair is fair,
18:22an eye for an eye, yeah.
18:24When all's said and done,
18:27there's the question of fun.
18:30And for those of us
18:32with divine ordainments,
18:34extermination is entertainment.
18:37No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
18:39It's all solo, fuck yeah.
18:40No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
18:44Hell is forever
18:45whether you like it or not.
18:46Have their chance to behave better,
18:48now they boil in the pot
18:50cause the rules are black and white.
18:52There's no use in trying to fight it.
18:54They're burning for their lives
18:55until we kill them again.
18:57Fuck it, hell is forever
18:58and it's meant to suck a lot.
19:00Don't give up your dumb endeavor
19:02cause you don't have a shot.
19:04Long as I got your attention,
19:05I guess I should probably mention
19:07that we've made the determination
19:10to move up the next extermination.
19:13Can't wait a whole year
19:15to slaughter those little cunts.
19:17I know it's just been a week,
19:18but we'll be back in six months.
19:21Oh, wait, can you?
19:26Oh, shit.
19:31Charlie.
19:32How did it go?
19:33Did they listen?
19:34Oh, uh, they sure did hear it,
19:37but, um...
19:38Oh, come here.
19:39We have something exciting to show you.
19:42Alistair pulled some strings
19:43and it's about to air.
19:45I pulled a few limbs, too.
19:48Wait, the commercial?
19:49You all made a new one?
19:51Yeah, one of my better performances,
19:53if I do say so myself.
19:55That's...
19:56That's amazing.
19:58Shh, it's starting.
19:59Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel.
20:04Breaking news in hell today.
20:06We have just received word
20:07from the Heaven Embassy
20:08that the next extermination
20:09is happening sooner than ever before.
20:12Do you know what that means, Tom?
20:14Oh, what does that mean, Katie?
20:16It means we're all royally fucked.
20:21Wait, what?
20:23Why?
20:30We found the body, sir.
20:33They've never managed to kill one of us before.
20:36We should just go down there now and destroy them.
20:39No, no, we can't risk them catching on.
20:41But don't worry, when we come back,
20:43there won't be a demon left alive
20:45to pull a stunt like this again.
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