00:00I believe that we used to leave the papers empty at school
00:03so that the teacher doesn't think that he's answering from the front.
00:05Respect your teacher.
00:11Okay, son, tell me one thing.
00:12Yes, uncle.
00:13Do you get beaten up by your father?
00:15I don't get beaten up by my father.
00:16In the house, whoever it is, they think it's us.
00:23Sir, you have to admit that our country is the only country
00:26Our country is the only country where five children are made to sit on a motorcycle
00:30and have their names written on the back of the car.
00:32Search for loyalty.
00:37Believe me, he has a girlfriend at this age.
00:39In the middle of the night, he's telling his girlfriend on the phone,
00:41darling, you only talk to me, right?
00:43She says, yes, everyone else goes to sleep early, right?
00:47Well said, sir.
00:47Well said, sir.
00:49If the girlfriend gets married somewhere else, the pain lasts for two months.
00:51And if he marries his girlfriend, the pain lasts for a lifetime.
00:57The teacher is telling the little kid,
00:58look, son, if you study well, you'll go ahead and ride expensive cars.
01:01The kid says, okay, then why do you come to Raksha Bandhan?
01:07Just two days ago, a guy was telling me,
01:08brother Barkat, I've been living for four days.
01:10I've been living for 20 years.
01:11Did I die?
01:16Mosquitoes sting outside all night.
01:18Don't their wives refuse?
01:21Listen, we have dangerous people.
01:24A rooster was sitting on a wall.
01:25A rooster was sitting on a wall, looking at its master.
01:27The master had a very high fever.
01:29The master's wife looked at the rooster and said to her husband,
01:31should I make chicken soup for you?
01:33The rooster got scared and said,
01:34sister-in-law, feed me a pineapple once and see.
01:40A man was praying in the mosque.
01:42Oh God, bless my business.
01:44A man stood up and said,
01:45hey, don't say amen, everyone will die.
01:47He said, why?
01:47He said, it's his coffin shop.
01:50He said, this is a garden.
01:53He said, a woman doesn't call a rich man a brother.
01:57And a man doesn't call a beautiful woman a sister.
02:05Respect your mother and sister,
02:07but don't disrespect your own mother and sister.
02:12It's true that more than men,
02:13women are worried about their moustaches.
02:15It's true that keeping four wives increases the risk.
02:21It's true that keeping four wives increases the risk,
02:23but not keeping four girlfriends.
02:29It's true that you have to give in charity.
02:31You have to give in charity.
02:32You have to give in charity.
02:34Is there any girl in your mind?
02:40A boy said,
02:41I brought a talisman a month ago,
02:43but it didn't even come on WhatsApp.
02:49And I say, if you want to live your life,
02:51then fall in love with a naughty girl.
02:57Every husband has this wrong thought in his mind
03:00that he will go home and rest.
03:05I have asked you so many times from God,
03:07that now only...
03:08What?
03:09I have asked you so many times from God,
03:11that I have asked you so many times from God,
03:13that now only...
03:14Yes, yes.
03:15When we raise our hands,
03:17the angels say,
03:18don't you have any other work?
03:23That she does wonders in the path of love.
03:25She does wonders in the path of love.
03:27She does wonders in the path of love.
03:29She writes I love you and sends it to everyone.
03:35A girl fell in love with her boyfriend.
03:36My family said,
03:36if you fail,
03:37we will get you married to a security guard.
03:39The boy said,
03:40my family said,
03:41if you fail,
03:41we will get you married to a security guard.
03:47I have noticed that your tresses have created a ruckus everywhere.
03:49Your tresses have created a ruckus everywhere.
03:52Your tresses have created a ruckus everywhere.
03:54Yes, yes.
03:55Sometimes in lentils,
03:55sometimes in vegetables,
03:56sometimes in bread.
03:57Yes.
03:57Sometimes in lentils, sometimes in vegetables, sometimes in bread.
03:58What happened?
04:01The only thing is that
04:01a woman's 5 minutes to get ready.
04:03Yes, yes.
04:04And a man's 5 minutes,
04:05I am coming right now,
04:05it's the same.
04:06Wow.
