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One of the two episodes that was shown in widescreen during today’s airing on Checkered Past.

“The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy” belongs to Maxwell Atoms and Cartoon Network

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Transcript
00:00When you were a child, you dreamt of being a grown-up.
00:03Now, you just want to take a nap and watch TV.
00:07Don't worry, it will be bedtime soon.
01:00Good boy, Cerberus!
01:16Sorry, I mean good boys.
01:20Okay, ready, Grim?
01:22Do I have a choice?
01:23Good boy, Cerberus!
01:30Oh, sorry, I mean good boys.
01:34Ready, Grim?
01:35Hold it, you waste of DNA.
01:37Oh, hi, Mandy.
01:38You want to play ball with us?
01:39No, I want you to go somewhere far, far away.
01:42And I want you to take this three-headed fleabag with you.
01:45Somewhere far, far away.
01:49You mean like a galaxy?
01:51Galaxy, zip code, era, whatever.
01:53As long as I don't have to hear you.
01:55Okay.
01:56Come on, Grim.
01:59Well, that was easier than I expected.
02:13I thought I told you two Neanderthals to beat it.
02:16Mandy, did you know when you get mad, your nostrils flare?
02:20She don't have no nostrils, Billy.
02:22Look, she don't even have a nose.
02:24A man can dream.
02:26Maybe I didn't make myself clear.
02:28No, Mandy.
02:29I think all he means is that...
02:30Quiet, bone breath.
02:32And listen good.
02:33I need to get an A on this test tomorrow.
02:35And to do that, I need to get a good night's sleep.
02:37And to make sure that I get a good night's sleep,
02:39you're going to keep Billy in check so he doesn't wake me up.
02:42Because if Billy wakes me up...
02:47Yes?
02:48Something very terrible is going to happen.
02:52Well, playtime is over, Billy.
02:54You're right, Grim.
02:55Let's not bother Mandy.
02:57I mean, if anyone deserves to get an A on the test tomorrow, it's her.
03:02Well, that's very mature of you, Billy.
03:07Thanks.
03:08Now, let's go check on that jerky bomb we've been brewing.
03:13Hey, Billy.
03:14Hey, it's my dad.
03:16I happened to overhear your conversation.
03:18Don't forget.
03:19If you can finally get a better grade than Mandy,
03:21your mom says she'll buy you that new computer game you wanted.
03:25Ultimate thumb wrestling!
03:26Starring Ambassador Crazy Fart!
03:29What's a computer?
03:30Come on, son.
03:31You've always wanted that game.
03:33Remember?
03:34No.
03:35But I can try.
03:42I should try to remember more often.
03:44It's fun.
03:45Well, Billy, multiply that by a thousand,
03:48and that's how fun ultimate thumb wrestling challenge is going to be.
03:53Multiply.
03:57Billy, have you even studied for this test tomorrow?
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