00:00What happened to you?
00:02Mr. Khan took me to the mobile clinic to get a health survey.
00:05You see?
00:06And then he was trying to crawl under the toilet cubicle with a Member of Parliament.
00:10And then?
00:11And then I hurt my down belows trying to get him out.
00:13Aye, aye.
00:14And now I have to give a sample to see if I can still have children.
00:17Aye, aye, aye.
00:18Aye, aye, aye.
00:19Oh my God, Amjad!
00:21What have you done to my baby?
00:23What have you done to him?
00:25Oh, stop it!
00:26I've never been so embarrassed in my life. Can we go home, please?
00:29Okay, but I need to fill my pot first.
00:32Amjad!
00:33Dad!
00:34How could you let this happen?
00:36The shame of it! How could you do this to us?
00:38If you've damaged him, I'll never forgive you!
00:40Ah, my arm!
00:41Don't try and change the subject!
00:43This is all your fault.
00:44It is not my fault.
00:45Hang on, I think there's something really wrong.
00:48Shortly suppressed.
00:49Thrushing sound in the ears.
00:51Stabbing pains down your left side, oh my goodness.
00:53What? What is it?
00:54Heart attack.
00:55Did it end in biology and that?
00:56What? Oh my God!
00:59What about Amjad?
01:01Forget about Amjad.
01:02Call an ambulance.
01:03My husband is having a heart attack.
01:05Are you there, my darling?
01:08I'm sorry about Amjad's testicles.
01:11Don't speak now.
01:12Save your strength.
01:13The ambulance will be here very soon.
01:15Just try and rest, okay?
01:18My family is here.
01:20That's all I need.
01:22My beautiful wife.
01:24My wonderful daughter, Alia.
01:26And Shazia.
01:27You're here too.
01:30Alia, reach into my pocket.
01:33You'll find a piece of paper there.
01:35I always carry it with me.
01:37Just in case.
01:39It has some things written down on there.
01:41No.
01:42Dad, stop it.
01:43It's a list of the best pound shops in Birmingham.
01:51Alia, take it with my blessing.
01:57I see a dark tunnel.
01:59I can see a light at the end of it.
02:01Go towards the light.
02:03No, no.
02:04You can't go towards the light.
02:06Oh, yes.
02:07Don't go towards the light.
02:10Everybody get out of the way.
02:12My husband is having a heart attack.
02:13Please help me.
02:14My husband.
02:15Pick up his leg.
02:16Do it properly.
02:17There we go.
02:18Point me towards Mecca.
02:22Where is my hat?
02:23I can't meet God without my hat.
02:26You see, my darling, the best health service in the world.
02:30Only in Britain can you get this.
02:32I'm proud to be dying on NHS premises.
02:37Actually, I don't think he has had a heart attack.
02:39What?
02:40Well, his pulse is very strong and his breathing is normal.
02:42What are you talking about?
02:43I'm in agony.
02:45Come on, give me the paddles.
02:47There's really no need.
02:48What about the shortness of breath, the rushing sound in his ears?
02:51It's probably just a panic attack.
02:52But the stabbing pain in his left side, that's a heart attack.
02:55He does seem to have some bruising along the left side of his chest.
02:58How could that have happened?
03:00Well, I don't know, do I?
03:03What?
03:04I mean, how should I know?
03:05It's got nothing to do with me.
03:07Okay.
03:08Has he had a fall or a collision of some kind?
03:11Have you been aware of anything like that?
03:15I've been poking you in the ribs with a cricket bat every night.
03:19What? Why?
03:21To stop you snoring.
03:23Rubbish. I don't snore.
03:25You keep the whole house awake.
03:27It's like lying next to a freight train.
03:31You're saying...
03:32Your husband is absolutely fine.
03:35What the hell is wrong with you?
03:37What are you going to do to my husband?
03:39I have to deal with this every day of my life.
03:41I have to deal with this every day of my life.
03:43I have to deal with this every day of my life.
03:45I have to deal with this every day of my life.
03:47I have to deal with this every day of my life.
