00:00Please welcome Steve D'Amico!
00:05Those of you that are new to me, my show is comedy slash cry for help.
00:11My son will never know what it's like to sit on the kitchen floor talking to your girlfriend all night because the only phone in the house was stuck to the wall.
00:20And my son will never know the feeling of my dad getting on the other line.
00:23That's enough, go to bed.
00:26Make sure you pee first, I don't want you to wet the bed tonight.
00:30When we were kids the TV would end at night, a flag would come up.
00:38I'm a family man, I'm a simple man. I live my life with my family, they do dumb shit and I come and report, that's what I do.
00:46My dad would drive, my little sister, she was the smallest, she was in the middle, and then my fat sister would sit next to her.
00:54Everybody relax, she identifies as fat.
00:56Those of you laughing the hardest, you grew up like me man.
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