00:00That should do it.
00:07Oh, it's fixed?
00:08I mean, I don't know.
00:09I didn't grow up with plumbing, so I'm like, I guess this is right.
00:12Okay.
00:13Uh, well, hey, thanks for the help.
00:16You think I could talk to you for a second?
00:21Don't be a weirdo.
00:22Okay, sure.
00:23Yeah.
00:24Sit down.
00:25You got a nice place.
00:27Anybody ever told you that?
00:28Oh, so small.
00:29I can't wait to move.
00:30I grew up in a van and would take baths at a lake nearby.
00:33At least, I think it was a lake.
00:34It's possible it was just a giant pothole in the road because it only had water in it
00:38after it rained.
00:39Yeah, I think I'm going to stay here a while.
00:41It's nice.
00:42It's spacious, you know?
00:43I love it.
00:44Yeah.
00:45So, what's up?
00:46Well, the thing is, I'm not who I seem to be.
00:49What do you mean?
00:50It's like I go around every day and people think I'm a certain way, but inside I'm something
00:54else and I don't know how long I can keep this secret.
00:59Oh.
01:00Yeah.
01:01And you want to tell me?
01:02Well, you seem like a good guy.
01:03When I was six, my dad robbed gas stations and told the police that I did it.
01:07And I was like, you already got away with it, Dad.
01:09And he was like, you need to see what happens when you get caught, son.
01:12Turns out he just didn't want to pay for a babysitter while he went on a bender in Cleveland.
01:15He called it government daycare.
01:18So I spent a bunch of months in juvie before I tunneled my way out with one of those wooden
01:21spoons they give you in the ice cream cups.
01:23That's how I first got these guns.
01:25You want to feel?
01:27Maybe later.
01:28Sweet.
01:29So you look at me like a dad?
01:31A daddy.
01:32A dad?
01:33D.
01:34How about you just tell me whatever you want to tell me and then we'll just go from there.
01:39Oh, man.
01:41I don't know if I can.
01:43Is this water?
01:46Yeah.
01:47Oh, man.
01:48It's coming out clear.
01:49I don't think I fixed it.
01:50Look, I think you're avoiding whatever you want to tell me and you can take as long as
01:54you want.
01:55But just know that whatever it is, it's okay.
01:59Aw.
02:00Thanks, daddy.
02:01Call me Scott.
02:02Daddy Scott.
02:03Spill it.
02:04Talk.
02:05Okay.
02:06I'm...
02:07It's okay.
02:08I'm...
02:09I'm...
02:10I'm not Nick Jonas!
02:11What?
02:12It's like every day I go around and people are like, there goes Nick Jonas, but inside
02:24I'm like, no, no.
02:25I'm not him.
02:26Oh.
02:27Oh, it feels so good to say it out loud.
02:31I just want to live my truth openly.
02:32Love me for who I am, world.
02:38People think you're Nick Jonas?
02:39Ha ha, yes, people think I'm Nick Jonas.
02:42Don't act like you thought I wasn't.
02:43You're just not very Nick Jonas acting.
02:46As if.
02:47Check out these abs.
02:49You can't tell me these aren't Nick Jonas abs.
02:52They are very Nick Jonas-y.
02:55Are they... are they oiled?
02:58They just always look like that?
02:59I have brown hair, brown eyes, plus I have two brothers that I didn't know of.
03:03But your name is Mac.
03:04And my last name is Jomas.
03:07Your name is Mac Jomas?
03:08Yeah, so if you're drunk like my mom always was, it sounds like you're saying Nick Jonas.
03:12Give me another 40, Mac Jomas.
03:16Okay.
03:17So then when did you first realize that you were not Nick Jonas?
03:21I think on the inside I always knew, but when I hit puberty I was like, I don't remember
03:26shooting Camp Rock.
03:27I don't think I'm him.
03:28Yeah, I think that's when most guys first realize that they're not Nick Jonas.
03:32So did you confide in anybody?
03:33Well, there was this one girl who liked me, of course.
03:36Of course.
03:37And I told her I'd never actually turned my chin music up.
03:40She thought it was just a phase.
03:41Chin music?
03:42You know, I turned my chin music up from Not My Song Jealous.
03:45Oh, no, he says I turned my cheek music up.
03:48No, dude, it's chin music.
03:50What the hell is chin music?
03:52I don't know.
03:53I'm not Nick Jonas.
03:54God, why does everyone want me to be someone I'm not?
03:55Okay, this was fun.
03:57And by fun, I mean totally insane.
03:58You aren't being a very supportive daddy.
04:00Scott.
04:01Daddy Scott.
04:02Stop it.
04:03You know, I thought you'd be a safe place.
04:04It turns out you're just like my real dad.
04:06Drunk, selfish, and refusing to steal me an American Girl doll.
04:10I'm sorry.
04:11I just already knew you weren't Nick Jonas.
04:13Because I have eyes.
04:14Well, this was a letdown, my big coming out, and you already knew the truth.
04:18Well, maybe I could just tell because, you know, I knew what to look for.
04:24I'm sure plenty of people will be shocked when they find out you're not Nick Jonas.
04:28You think so?
04:31They will definitely have a reaction.
04:33Aw.
04:34Thanks, Daddy.
04:35Scott.
04:36Daddy Scott.
04:37No.
04:38What?
04:39So you're not gay?
04:40Oh, totally.
04:41Oh.
04:42Okay.
04:43Me too.
04:44Yeah, I could tell.
04:45Oh.
04:46Well, yeah, ditto.
04:47The thing with the doll?
04:48Super gay.
04:49So, do you want to feel my guns now?
04:52Yeah.
04:53Okay.
05:17Bye.
05:18Bye.
05:19Bye.
05:20Bye.
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