00:00Two sets of buttcheeks pressed together until orgasm.
00:03A what?
00:03Tossing salad is a prison term for eating of one's bum.
00:09He's proper posh. You're not proper posh. Your mum is.
00:11For some reason, my mind's going very sexual very quickly.
00:17What is cheeky?
00:19I know this one. It's when...
00:21It's similar to docking.
00:22Where you put two... Both buttcheeks are put together.
00:25The opposite.
00:26And you... You do. You dock within the other person.
00:31This is a gangster one. I haven't got a clue.
00:33I wouldn't think it's having a kiss.
00:35I just heard what Theo said.
00:37What did he say?
00:38Two sets of buttcheeks pressed together until orgasm.
00:43I think cheeking is where you put a bit of gear
00:46in between your buttocks before you go into the big house,
00:50which is another rhyming slang for jail.
00:54What do you think cheeking is?
00:56I thought he was being cheeky.
00:58What the hell? Who's sticking what up your bum?
01:00No, he's getting a bit of gear into the neck.
01:02Oh!
01:04Never had to do that.
01:05Always got someone else to do that for me.
01:08So, if you were a proper Brahms,
01:12what would you be?
01:14I'll give you a clue.
01:15Johann Sebastian.
01:18Brahms as in the musician?
01:21Yeah. Composer.
01:24Pissed.
01:25Oh, really?
01:26Yeah, Brahms and pissed.
01:28Amazing. I'm learning so much.
01:30Easy one. I've been there many times.
01:32What is the bigger man, a Bobby Moore or a Commodore?
01:36So, I don't even know what a Commodore is.
01:38I think some boss twat has made this up.
01:41That's what I think. One of your mates.
01:43Well, a Commodore's quite high up, but Bobby Moore is God, isn't he?
01:47Living near the East End, Commodore,
01:49I'm sure has something to do with...
01:52It's the music and it has to do with a song.
01:56Is linked to a tenner?
01:57Nah. A lady is a fin, is a fiver.
02:01So, three times a lady.
02:03So, that's the song for tenner.
02:04So, it's 15 quid.
02:05So, it's not a tenner, it's 15.
02:08Might be wrong.
02:08You are a gangster and you're posh.
02:11You're a posh gangster.
02:12I'm both. I'm ambidextrous.
02:14What is a growler, Theo?
02:17I think that is a female vagine.
02:22Vagine?
02:23Does it specifically mean it's overflowing with hair?
02:28Or no?
02:31I thought it was a Jack and Danny.
02:32Did you?
02:33It's a bit strong.
02:34It's a bit strong. It's not a nice one, is it?
02:36I think it's a shooter.
02:38A what?
02:39A researcher from university has made all this shit up.
02:43If you're walking around giving it the Barry, what are you doing?
02:46Is that Welsh?
02:48I don't know. I want to see you give the Barry to people.
02:50I have no idea.
02:51A bit more fruit in that bowl, son, if you're walking about like that.
02:54But a Barry...
02:55Walking around giving it the Barry.
02:57The big bollocks?
02:58A Barry, a Barry, a Barry.
03:01I have no idea.
03:02I would say giving it large.
03:03Giving it large, yeah, I agree. Confidence.
03:06Name some famous Barrys.
03:08Humphreys.
03:10Barry...
03:12Crier.
03:14Chuckle Brothers, weren't one of those Barry?
03:16Barry Chuckle.
03:18Barry Chuckle.
03:19I think it's something to do with the Chuckle Brothers.
03:21Barry's like giving it large.
03:22Because of?
03:25I was going to say Barry White, but that don't make sense.
03:28Nope.
03:30It's not Barry White.
03:32It's Barry Boxer.
03:33McGuigan.
03:34McGuigan.
03:36Giving it the biggin'.
03:37McGuigan.
03:39What does heavy salad mean?
03:40OK, well, tossing salad is a prison term for eating of one's bum.
03:49Lots of greens.
03:50Lots of money.
03:51No, lots of salad.
03:52Oh, lots of money, yeah.
03:53So lots of greens, yeah, money.
03:54Does that mean you've got a massive trunk full of gear,
03:56a load of coke in the back of the car?
03:59That, like, something to do with Vegetarian Wednesdays?
04:05It means a big deal crime.
04:07OK, we'll go for big deal crime.
04:10Bad or fat, ever took off again, heavy salad.
04:14Oh, my God.
04:16What a disaster that was.
04:18Who made all that up?
04:19I didn't quite...
04:20Who's the researcher?
04:21The Gentleman is playing on Netflix March 7th.
04:26Be there.
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