Dave Portnoy Is On The Front Lines For Caitlin Clark - Barstool Rundown - June 17th, 2024
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01:00Great golf tournament. Watch, uh, all the, and I tweet, I don't, I, people sometimes
01:05say I'm like KFC, like always negative. Like no matter what, I'm going to see the negative
01:09side of the world. I did tweet great tournament just reinforces how stupid golf is. And I
01:16don't know the answer with live and the PGA. Cause when all the guys are together in one
01:21tournament, it actually makes you appreciate more, but great with Rory and Bryson DeChambeau
01:27down the stretch. They both miss layup putts. And then Rory misses another four footer.
01:36It was slippery, but still the guy was like 495 out of 495 on three or four foot putts.
01:42So absolute choke job by him. Uh, Bryson gets one of the trap. Great event. Rory storms
01:48off. Doesn't talk to the media. I thought that was a little exaggerated. Got no problem
01:54with it. No, it was very exaggerated. The people say, why was that very exaggerated?
01:57Well, like, well, at least the headline I saw was like Rory McIlroy peels out on his
02:03way. Yeah, he didn't peel out. But he didn't talk to the media. I mean, I think it's not
02:09talking to the media after brutal defeat. I think you gotta talk to the media. All right.
02:14So I, I understand that. I honestly think that might've been the most like heartbreaking
02:19loss. The fact that he has 10 years that he hasn't done it and chokes. He's a choke artist,
02:25right? So I, as like a, as like a human being, I think sitting around and having a bunch
02:30of, uh, golf journalists be like, what happened on that putt? What do you think? Yeah, it's
02:37worse than torture and having Bryson come up to you and be like great competition. Like
02:42you were right there. There was the Kevin is right. The hyperbole by the golf media
02:48was insane. This was one guy, Steve Reed, uh, tweeted Rory McIlroy through his clubs
02:53in the back of a tournament sponsored. He didn't even put him in. I watched it. He didn't
02:57even put them in the back. We all saw the video backed out of the parking lot and spun
03:01his tires, like getting out a little, getting out of the parking lot. He did not talk like
03:07that's a little exaggerated. And, and PFT said it, right. We were talking about on part
03:10of my take, the golf media always loves to do this where it's like, you got to talk to
03:14media. We have a job to do. Rory did him a favor. The story is that Rory stormed out
03:19that's way better than him sitting there and saying, well, it's a four foot putt. Yeah.
03:24From a marketing, uh, from a marketing position, to be honest, people would like Rory more.
03:32It would be better for his brand. If he sat up there and cried, it was like, I choked,
03:35that would make him very likable. And people would like, feel bad. This you can get the
03:40other. I get, I mean, I do think you have to speak with the media. They also exaggerated
03:45it and they did make this story overall. Great term. I read an article on golf.com. Whoa.
03:52Yeah. I read, I read, I read an article. Did you, I am fascinated by it. Was it,
04:01was it on your timeline? It was on my timeline. Okay.
04:05Cause I'm fascinated by Deschambeau. Yeah. And the article headline was something like,
04:11has Deschambeau changed or does he just like, what's he like when the cameras aren't on him?
04:17So I was like, yeah, that's interesting because he's very like entertaining. Everyone's like,
04:21they love him now. He was, he's a weird guy. Weird guy. I don't, I would love to see him
04:30when the cameras are off because I, I just don't know what I think of him.
04:36But to your first point, Dave, about how you wish the live in the PGA weren't separate. I agree.
04:43The one guy who I think it helps more than anyone is Bryson Deschambeau because he's weird. He's
04:50quirky. And more of him is what, like when he's yelling about ants on a fucking fire ants and
04:57getting hit with that. Remember when he got hit with the rope was like the low point and then he
05:04worked his way back. But how much of it do you think? Because he's completely done. Oh, yeah.
05:14I want people to like me and be the cool guy and he's being the, and he's winning and he's doing
05:20all the right things. But how much is that? Because that's who he wants to be as opposed to,
05:26it's just natural. I think it's, it's, it's one of those things where I think it is contrived.
05:31He, he has like got a huge following now on, he's been doing a lot of videos and stuff,
05:36which he gets, you know, I think that's been really good for the fans. I have no problem
05:40with it being a little contrived because the end goal is fans. Like when he was walking through
05:44the gallery and letting everyone touch the trophy, that's a really cool moment for the fans.
05:48So like, yeah, is he doing this to try to gain some good favor? Probably. But the end result
05:54is fans are getting pictures and moments that, and like, he's interacting with them in a way that
05:59no other golfer does. So I'm cool with all of it. I just think that in the lives part, him not being
06:05in every tournament, like actually benefits him a ton because the overexposure of him was part of
06:10what people were like kind of sick up. Also when, when you're losing and doing weird shit,
06:16like soaking your balls and Epsom salt and, and studying like the droplets of rain,
06:21you look lame, but when you start winning, it's like, Oh wow. And he's been very fan friendly.
06:25I also, the announcer and they were saying one of the announcers just, you never know the live
06:30PGA. Yeah. And Kate's saying, yes. Yeah. He's like, he's just getting lucky. Yes. I was believing
06:35because every drive he hit was in the rough, but then he got out unbelievably. And it's like,
06:40wait, is he just getting lucky? Or he's just the shot. And is this bad? I get occasionally,
06:45I guess you have no out, but I mean, if you, if you hit a perfect shot out of the wire grass,
06:50like nine out of 10 times, I don't know that you can keep calling that lucky.
06:54He's just good at that shot. That last shot that out of the bunker was an all time shot. And also
06:59Bryson, like he deserves a lot of credit. His, uh, his driver, I think caved in during his practice
07:07on Sunday. So he was, he was golfing with a new driver head. And that's why, because he wasn't
07:13that erratic for the entire tournament. And so like he was playing with a new club that he,
07:18you know, obviously wasn't used to, and he kept on spraying it everywhere. He was,
07:22it was an incredible tournament. He, he fucking like, he deserves it. He was awesome.
07:26Great tournament. Um, number two, probably more talked about bigger headlines. I saw Dan,
07:33you try to like, act like I was sneaking this on the sheet. I saw your tweet. Dave has Caitlin
07:38Clark as number two. It was a huge story. Caitlin Clark against, and I saw people I'm looking for
07:46the water's moving. They all told them do the fake freeze out. When Dave starts talking about
07:51Caitlin Clark versus angel Reese, which I think he's doing, but I see the water is moving the
07:57water, the water is moving. So the water is moving, but Dan is it, but I don't, I, yeah,
08:05I don't care. Listen, this is a big story because the angel Reese self now it's, it's the game after
08:12her teammate hit her and angel Reese did the Lombada on the sidelines celebrating this game.
08:20Caitlin Clark has arguably her best game as a pro and angel Reese winds up like this
08:28misses the ball by a good three feet ball. You're so lame. Hits the ball.
08:34Hits the ball. I think she did. Dan, she wound up in when she made contact with the head was
08:43eight feet away, but here's the bigger thing. If this is just, tell me the bigger thing.
08:48I really want to know the bigger thing. Here's the bigger thing. Here's the bigger thing.
08:52If I'm so happy, I'm so happy. Caitlin Clark didn't make the Olympic team. So we can get a
08:57break. What were you going to say at this point? We need a break. She's not even close. She went
09:05for the ball. She was in the same gym. She was in the same gym. Well, then why was it,
09:12why was it flagrant? She, she flagrants happen in basketball, but it's not a basketball play.
09:19If you go for, if you hit her in the head, it's not even close in the same gym. And here's the
09:23more important point. Dan, if, if this is just Joe, uh, Sarah Jones verse Tiffany, uh, Tiffany
09:32Smith and, and that happens to huge players, but you can't, when you have the back history and you
09:41did the Lombardia two weeks ago before you did this and you continually are taking shots at her.
09:46And by the way, Caitlin Clark has never publicly said she's takes the high road. So I agree with
09:52the game and all angel Reese does after the game is take shots at her. So then she said she got,
09:59some people get a special whistle, any game anywhere. If you lock your elbow like this,
10:10you can't have your cake. All she does is complain wine. She has main character syndrome.
10:16You are, you're never going to be Caitlin. So shut the fuck up and own it. Be like, yeah,
10:23I hate that girl. I had a shot basketball play my ass. I knew I could whack her in the head and
10:28knock her over. So that's what I did. Then I'd respect it. Be the bad boy. I agree with all this
10:34and Kyle Kuzma, who I didn't even know it was still in the league. To be honest,
10:38came after me on Twitter and called me a Bozo. He used my Bozo. I called someone else a Bozo.
10:43You can't trust your Bozo first. I said, I said it was a flagrant Bozo. And then he's like
10:54basketball Bozo. You drew, you can't dress like Kyle Kuzma dresses with those gigantic sweaters
11:02and ridiculous and call someone else a Bozo. You lose the right to call somebody a Bozo.
11:07The bottom line is fine. I, people in a vacuum, you can argue intelligent minds can say, well,
11:15basketball play, not dirty, not with her history. You cannot not with their history. You cannot.
11:21And you know what you said when you said, be the villain. Had she not had annoying post-game
11:28comments again, I would have said, this is some villain. She also be the villain. And she
11:33fucking clocked her. But then she goes, let the reps again. And it's like, ah, we're right back
11:40where we started. I'm Scout now courtside with Chicago. Chicago is Caitlin Clark country.
11:58Listen, the, the, the only thing that is just, well, no, there's a lot of things in the corner
12:03because you got to defend her because she's playing in Chicago. The worst thing that has
12:08ever happened to Dan is he'll replay it. She missed the ball by a mile. Let me talk. Let me
12:18talk. I swear to God, you watch these games being like, I'm just watching this game to see if anyone
12:24touches my boo bear and it's fucking lame. This is how the WMB has become all these fans. Just
12:31watching being like, don't touch Caitlin. Don't touch. I'm going to do a clip. Oh my God. She's
12:44hard to do. You watch these games with such a fucked up brain. It's crazy. Yeah. Like,
12:51honestly, you're like, you're the crazy one and you're the crazy little league parent.
13:02That's what you talk about. Like you can't make this Saturday. Don't touch Caitlin. It's crazy.
13:11Oh, I wasn't waiting. Now I'm just trying to watch basketball. And then the villain with
13:17her shoes. No, you had another clip. There wasn't, there was like, just like she's
13:22and you're like, oh my God, what is going on? Someone make sure Caitlin's okay.
13:29The dartiest team in the league. And if that's fine,
13:33they can't fucking shoot threes. They got to muck it up. Yeah. And by the way, it's like for the
13:38billionth time, Angel Reese is actually a great rebounder. She's great. She's the best rebounder
13:44maybe in the league. Watching her play is why people don't watch women's basketball. Do you
13:49think people could like her game is so ugly to watch. She gets rebounds and throws them like
13:56a hundred miles per hour back up. Isn't the fucking end of the world. You do this and try
14:04to create brain damage on the star of the league. How long do you think Caitlin Clark will take the
14:10high road? Like forever. It's impressive that she hasn't set up bucket Pete by now. It's smart.
14:19Reese takes the low road. And then Reese is like, why, why, why do I don't disagree? I don't disagree
14:25with anything you're saying. I'm just exhausted by the whole fucking well, then tell your girl
14:28to start, start acting like an idiot. I will or own it. I hope next time. No, I'm not going to say
14:36she, she, she went into the locker room and said, I fucking hit her. Cause I don't like her. It went
14:44for the ball. Someone gets a special whistle. Every time she was, she missed the ball by 10
14:49feet by the ball, by 10 feet, Dave, can we pop the picture please? You're the other girls straight
14:57up like this. And Reese is like that. I hope you get kicked out of this game. They're like, you're,
15:03you're such a manic, crazy helicopter mom with Caitlin Clark, like Caitlin Clark's parents.
15:10Don't fucking act like this. What are you talking? You've lost your mind. No, no, no. Any single
15:18player team sport I root for, I would defend the same way. You've lost your mind. You had,
15:25you saw, you had a clip earlier that was just like her running into someone. And you wanted
15:30like if, if the angel Reese trying to, it's SWAT it hadn't happened. It's still would have been
15:35topic. It's still would have been topic two on the rundown. And it would have been the other way.
15:39No, it would not have. No, it would not have tried to fucking break her off. It was the number one
15:45trend on all social media. That's all you're tweeting about. You can't steal a Bozo now.
15:52Yeah. It's his old Bozo. You can't steal a third hand Bozo. You create the trend.
15:59No, I don't. Yeah, you do. Everyone's watching the game and she's starting for here,
16:05missing by a mile and following through. Uh, she almost blocked it. Yeah, right. She was
16:12real close. Dan, she was the same gym. They're in the same gym. So close to blocking it. Yeah.
16:17Okay. It wasn't even fucking close. And then she said it's a magic whistle.
16:22That is stupid. I agree with you. She's stupid for that. She, she like someone needs to take
16:28Angel Reese and give her a PR like lesson being like, shut the fuck up. Yeah. And stop complaining.
16:34It's the worst in the world. And if she doesn't have one, get one.
16:37So we're on the same page with this thing. I'm wrong for being like she clearly did on purpose.
16:41Of course she did. Angel Reese thinks about Caitlyn Clark a hundred X more than I do.
16:46I'm talking about the part where you watch every Caitlyn Clark game.
16:50Angel Reese goes to bed. Caitlyn Clark waits up. She's obsessed with her.
16:55I didn't even know who Angel Reese was until I played. Angel Reese never did this. I don't
17:00even know who she is. I'm talking about, well, it's all about a bet. Let's just remember that.
17:05Uh, I'm, I'm talking about the fact that you watch Caitlyn Clark now just to make sure that
17:10everyone treats her nice. No wrong. Yes. I love watching her play. No facts. False. It's crazy.
17:16False. You're, you think you're like Batman for the silent protector. If Dave Portnoy doesn't
17:23tweet about Caitlyn Clark, she doesn't need a silent protector. I root for you're you're
17:28dismissed. You're being sexist. No, I'm not. Yeah, you are like how I root for teams. I like
17:36in players. I have no, I'm always, I'm always the dark protector. You wouldn't say that about a guy.
17:43You wouldn't say that. I can't root for women's basketball. The way you and Shaq,
17:57you play off my basketball game. If LeBron did that to one of my guys, I would try to get him
18:07thrown in prison. I would know. Yes. It's a basketball play that you've tried to fucking,
18:15she tried to swap the ball. No, she didn't. She tried to take her head. Bozo. I might,
18:19I might get a Kuzma Jersey. What teams do you play for? You got to get a sweater and
18:24a Kuzma sweater. I'm going to do a Kuzma sweater next week. Do you see the picture of him in that?
18:29You can't. Oh yeah. He has a blow up. He has like the blow up. You're going to call me a bozo.
18:35You should just tweet that back at him. Yeah. I almost, I didn't want to go down that road.
18:40NBA finals tonight. Celtics. I tweeted it is exactly right. I have zero worry about them.
18:47If they lose tonight, 97% worry. Also Kyrie Kyrie's changed. Now he's kind of like apologizing
18:56me. Like I wasn't ready to be a Celtic. I get it. What I Kyrie I'll end the beef.
19:02If we win the championship Kyrie fine, go on your way, but don't try to like end the beef before
19:08the series is over. And by the way, I hate don't check. So that's the other thing. If you say a
19:14black, if you don't like black player, now you're just racist. That's just like what it is. Even
19:18though tonight I'm going to fucking call don't check every, every name in the book. So all the
19:24people saying that I'm racist just because I don't like Angel Reese will come watch tonight
19:29because I fucking hate don't check tonight and root for the Celtics.
19:33Um, that was weird side. Like no one said you were racist. Oh God. No.
19:40Sounds like you're admitting to something. It's my entire feed. Anytime I say something about
19:44angel race, all of course, he's not even clear. He's racist. He's not even trying to hide it.
19:49It's like, what are you talking about? You need, you're going to ramp up the hate for
19:53I have big time. All right. So my question to you, Dave, one, you're not going to the game,
19:58right? Correct. Uh, two, what is your concern about tonight's game? Just tonight's game?
20:04Zero. I really think they're going to zero percent. You have zero percent. I, I, I think
20:08they, I, because the Celtics, I mean, I happen to agree. I do think the Celtics when they lose
20:14this, they get fucking killed. Like the way they shoot, like they got killed by Miami.
20:19They got killed by Cleveland. They generally win close or win or just get obliterated. So
20:26it's like a horse race that game, that game four, just put a line through it. Like, all right,
20:31that was a fucking aberration. And I think they wouldn't. I mean, you obviously were there.
20:36You were, the fans were very nice. Uh, it was one of those things that just got obliterated. So
20:43you'd never got your hopes up. I mean, I left people like, Oh, he left early. They're down
20:4835 points. They put in literally the entire scrubs for the entire fourth quarter. Yeah.
20:54So once the scrubs came in, we, I mean, it was, uh, put a line through it. You know,
20:59I also think the NBA, the finals are so spread out that like that game feels like two weeks.
21:05They don't carry. Oh yeah. Yeah. They don't care. And no, I think, I think the Celtics
21:09will win tonight. I think they'll win pretty not. Yeah. Actually. I think they'll probably
21:12win easily. Like I, I actually think that this will be one of those, like, you'll get maybe a
21:16tough gentleman, sweet Don Chitch, like first quarter. And then it's like the threes start
21:21raining. And then it's just party time. Did you, uh, by the way, I, uh, two things first,
21:27Mr. Wonderful from the shark tank, who I'm pretty sure is a Massachusetts guy was on the jumbotron
21:35and Dallas been like, let's go maps. Let's go maps. I don't know what the fuck that was about
21:40me because I thought he was in New York. I think he was in New York, Massachusetts.
21:44Anyways, too. Did you guys see the fight? The Celtics fans fighting brutal for that guy?
21:51They're fighting. It was a full, they were doing the road watch party and they just some
21:57bald guy just getting Tomahawk another guy, the Irish guy, just smiling during it. Um,
22:03which brings the next video of biz at the NHL, just beating that guy up that oiler fan.
22:10He's in the crowd. First of all, biz is like wallow. He roots for everybody.
22:16Yeah. I I've lost track. I know Canada is that, but it's not only just roots. He goes absolutely
22:22crazy for every team, but he had, he's in Edmonton oilers. Finally when a game eight,
22:28one, the NHL and NBA very similar, like just aberrations in game four and biz ripped his
22:34shirt off, puts this poor guy in a headlock and just mangles them during the celebration.
22:41Right. Wait, I mean, I mean, I know that biz likes, it's just like more about the sport.
22:46So he's like, you know, always interested, but Edmonton is Whitney's squad, right? Correct. Yes.
22:51So you can have a guy on your show. Who's the oilers guy. You can't be doing this.
22:55I think he was trying to pop. Well, one, that chicklets crew, like I'm, I have so much FOMO
23:01when I see them, because I don't know if you saw, like, do you see rear ad doing his like dance
23:05where he was like doing a jig in the suite and they're like, he's just ready to go to the bar.
23:09Like rear ad, like starting the podcast the other day, he had just no voice when they go on the
23:14road, they just go fucking nuts. And I think, yeah, we're rad sitting next to Mark messy in a
23:20club. Yes. Yeah. They just go nuts. What was I messy? Like, how did I like, how am I here next
23:27to rear ad? I think we're ads got this weird thing about him where like, like hockey royalty,
23:34like kind of like loves him. And he just like is in with those. It's crazy. He's,
23:38he's, I don't understand it. He's, he's such an enigma, but he's so funny. He makes me laugh
23:43every time I see a picture or video of him. But I think biz was just trying to get like in
23:49Whitney's hole, like trying to pump them up because biz picked the Panthers.
23:54Yeah, right. I think the moment is like, this is a moment guy. He's when the moment comes,
24:00he gets so excited. I didn't realize it was with him there. I saw it. Yeah. Just
24:05no, no, no. Yeah. Whitney highlight tape. They showed Whitney on the jumbotron highlight tape
24:10and then biz. And then they're like, and the chicklets guys are here. And then
24:13biz went crazy. It's wallow to a game. So we can celebrate guys. You're either a good,
24:23like rah, rah, let's go guy. And if you are one of those guys, you gotta, you gotta seize the
24:27moment. Yeah. Good. Yeah. And a lot of pro athletes, to be honest, never are as big an
24:33actual fan as like, and I think Whitney is a bigger Bruins fan to be honest. I think,
24:38you know, he's not, he's not a Bruins fan. Yeah, no. He's always says he roots for the
24:43penguins and the Oilers. Yeah. I mean, wallow nailed the biz outlook. It's like
24:49he always will root for the winner because it's more fun, but he's also like, it's weird. Cause
24:56like he's gonna, I think they're going to Florida right now. I'm like four is going to win tonight
24:59or tomorrow and he'll be rooting for, he'll be tonight. But that's by the way, Dave, I know
25:04they're not connected, but the fact that the Panthers did the exact same thing as the Celtics
25:09has to give you confidence, like the exact same thing. Confidence Celtics. Yes. Correct. Yeah. No,
25:17you have no confidence. I don't, I don't think the Oilers have a shot and I would say the Mavericks
25:22have a bigger shot than the Oilers, but I don't think he, I jumped way off the, the hockey.
25:29I've watched enough of that. Like the Celtics are better than the Mavs. The Panthers are better
25:33than the Oilers. So yeah. But you know, because of that blowout, there's that stat it's like
25:3812 goals to 11 goals now total. Yeah. Well, you know, the games have been Oilers that played
25:44out, played them in two out of the three, but their goaltending is no, not nowhere near.
25:48And the Oilers just have like a mental breakdowns. Also, did you see, and I, I asked him because I
25:55was like, is he just trolling? But Jerry just replying underneath that video. He's like, Oh,
26:01Whit, Whitney played in the NHL. That's sick. And I asked him, I was like, did you really not know?
26:05And he was like, I thought they just had a really popular hockey podcast. Cause he doesn't, he's,
26:10I don't think Jerry's ever watched a second of hockey. So that was like, he saw the highlight
26:15and was like, Oh shit, those guys. Bill Belichick making news for Dayton, a 24 year old.
26:25Quite the story. Listen, I love it. It's like a craft age difference. Gigantic Belichick.
26:33Yeah. This is the major way that Gronk said. Brady's like Dayton, a 24 year old.
26:39Yeah. Yeah. Gronk Gronk tried to tell us that the red carpet on the, at the roast,
26:44he made it. I don't want to hear nothing. If I'm ever spotted with a girl that I'm
26:48Belichick Portnoy. No, it isn't. It's it's Brady Belichick craft. And then like 3000 years closer
26:58Portnoy. So this is good. Great. I mean, this story is so very funny. So they, they like
27:04need two to 24 is nuts, dude. Not like that was so funny reading that story.
27:13They bought it over her home. Yeah. Like, like that sounded like the onion.
27:20They, they bonded over her homework. And I was like, wow, that's a hilarious line.
27:24And then the next line was, and he's been to some of her cheerleading messages being like,
27:30he comes to her competition. What are they messaging you, Kevin? That's a, that's a
27:36supportive boyfriend. Yeah. Yeah. That's what they were saying. They were saying everybody
27:40loves it because he's a very supportive boyfriend. Yeah. The last slide says he's
27:44a philosopher and entrepreneur and helping him with this. I've never listened. The jealousy
27:50of Belichick continues. There's no jealousy. It's funny. It's I, I have no problem with it.
27:55It's a fucking funny story. What do you write in the world? Could they talk about
28:01all their homework? Homework? Homework? Yeah, I guess. I think they said it pretty clearly
28:06philosophy. It's going to be a tough time. We're in summer break right now. She's not in school.
28:10There's not a lot to talk about the, the, the fact that she like the idea of Belichick helping
28:17her with her. I, I love how Gronk forgot that he wasn't at the roast. Like he just kept doing his
28:24roast bits, but he said, wait, listen again, it's, I got no problem, but it's funny. It's funny to
28:30be like, like, like Belichick has a, they have a big calendar at their house and it's like Thursday,
28:37like big assignment coming Friday. And also we have cheerleading practice. Can you drop me off?
28:43Belichick just helping her with math homework.
28:51This story, old school, I respect the hell out of this story. I don't know if you guys saw it.
28:55So Wells Fargo fired a bunch of people. They had a fake mouse. So the mouse was acting as though it
29:02was doing work when it was not, it was like a rigged mouse on a computer saying they were doing
29:07all this, like making calls, whatever they were just rigged mice. They, they were so big in the
29:13pandemic. Everybody, it just, you know, wiggles around for you. So you stay awesome. But now they
29:18have like technology that catches you obviously with these guys. It, it, it said that it said
29:24something like the mouse was making non-human moves. Such a great move to have a fake
29:32mouse, like fake calls. But I mean, like they fired, like, it was like, wasn't like two dozen
29:38people. Like if you lose your job over that shit, that's, that's back when I had a sales job,
29:42I've told, I used to, our thing would get monitored. How many outgoing calls? I just
29:47call my friends. Hey, what's up? Hang up. Hey, what's up? Hang up. And then last one, White Sox,
29:53Dave got hacked. No word on the, the hackers just saw that like picture of his hair and was like,
29:59this guy's a target. Uh, it's also hilarious. Well, if, if you're a hacker,
30:07White Sox, Dave is the last person you'd want to hack because I got a DM from him being like
30:12community guidelines, please click this link. He's the last guy. It's like him and mince.
30:16You're the last two guys I'd ever click a link on ever. Like I'd have to be watching him. Type
30:21me the link for me to be like, all right, I'm going to click on this link. And even still,
30:25I'd probably be like, I'd want someone else to do it. He's the last guy you want to hack.
30:31It's pretty, it's just such an easy bottom of the barrel hacking. Yeah. Like you don't deserve
30:38like good job when you hack White Sox. I'm almost, I almost don't want to say he got hacked. Cause
30:45that puts him in the category of like hackable. It's just like, let's fuck it with White Sox
30:49Dave's account. Yeah. They just walked in the front door. There's no hacking. Yeah.
30:52Yeah. They just, they just went to White Sox, Dave's account and typed in like
30:58White Sox, you know, one, two. All right. That's everything a dozen
31:06dozen coming up this week. Yeah. You lot of pressure for the number one seed. Yeah. I can't
31:12look past. I have pressure tonight and tonight only. Um, and then I'll look at tomorrow,
31:18but we've got Celtics championship, huge, huge, huge, huge, a lot of money on the line,
31:24a lot of pride in the line. So they got it. They got a winter. They, like I said, as I tweeted,
31:29I have 0% doubt, but if they lose tonight, it ratchets it up to about 97% because then you
31:35figure Dallas going home, you're looking at a game seven, anything can happen. So, uh, Porzingis,
31:41who knows? I don't think he's going to play. And Kevin, we're back in now that Dave owns a hundred
31:47percent of Barstool again. It's like, let's sell some shirts. You know, let's make that,
31:51let's make that money. We're ready to go. We're ready to go. All right. I'll talk to you guys.