00:00 Fuck man, everyone's so goddamn serious right now.
00:02 (upbeat music)
00:05 I just wanna laugh.
00:06 I'm at that age now where I just don't give a fuck.
00:09 (audience cheering)
00:11 I'm tired of hanging out with people
00:12 that just always wanna bring you fucking down.
00:14 Fine, you know they just suck the fucking energy out of you.
00:17 (audience cheering)
00:17 There's some of you that don't wanna laugh or respond
00:19 'cause you brought that motherfucker here tonight.
00:21 (audience laughing)
00:22 Now I fall under the category of zaddy.
00:25 Ooh zaddy, look at you zaddy.
00:27 I'm falling for that shit.
00:29 Oh but I wanna be with zaddy 'cause he'll take care of me.
00:31 You need to take care of fucking zaddy too.
00:34 What happens if we hook up and I forget my CPAP machine?
00:37 I'm laying there, she just.
00:38 (audience laughing)
00:41 You're like zaddy.
00:42 (audience laughing)
00:44 What's wrong zaddy?
00:45 (audience laughing)
00:46 All you young fuckers, it's gonna happen.
00:48 Shit's gonna start breaking down.
00:49 I'm lactose intolerant.
00:51 I got sciatica.
00:51 All of a sudden milk is poison.
00:53 You're gonna start saying some old shit.
00:55 Yo, look at that building, that's neat.
00:56 Here's a PSA for all the young ladies
00:58 if you're at a bar and zaddy walks up to you.
01:01 If he's doing this right here, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:03 Oh really?
01:05 He's not doing that to be cool.
01:07 It's hot and my ball is stuck to my thigh.
01:10 (audience laughing)
01:11 ♪ Too far, too fly, too far ♪
01:13 Humans love to hang out with other humans
01:15 that are having a good time.
01:16 It's infectious, it's euphoric.
01:17 The only way you get it is through laughter.
01:19 That's why I tell people laugh.
01:21 It's free.
01:22 Not tonight.
01:25 (audience laughing)
01:27 Tomorrow, remember this shit tomorrow.
01:30 (explosion)
01:33 (silence)
01:35 (silence)
01:37 [BLANK_AUDIO]
