Canva corporate "Hamilton" cringe rap presentation goes viral

Australian Community Media

Aussie tech giant Canva is being ruthlessly mocked after a cringe-worthy "Hamilton" style corporate rap presentation from the company's latest conference went viral for all the wrong reasons.

Transcript

00:00 [MUSIC]

00:10 I recognize Roger Carl's.

00:11 [MUSIC]

00:21 >> Hold up, sir.

00:35 Yes, I'm talking to all of you up there.

00:38 >> Did you invite? >> You guys know what's happening.

00:40 All right.

00:41 [MUSIC]

00:43 >> But what about me? >> Who is you?

00:44 >> A CIO from an enterprise team, and I have some doubts.

00:47 >> Security. >> That's right, and I'd like to have some certainty.

00:51 >> Certainty. >> Nice that you got some pretty shiny things,

00:53 but can you meet the demands of a global machine?

00:56 We got pretty high stakes, no room to err.

00:58 We need more than a cute little post to share.

01:01 [MUSIC]

01:11 >> I'm serving tea. >> Color me intrigued, but I'm not yet sold.

01:14 Security. >> Said that already, it's getting old.

01:17 >> Logs, SIEM, SSO, can you really tell me that there's very much control?

01:22 >> You can even manage automated licensing, compliancy, there's privacy.

01:26 >> Okay, I can see, but is it likely for you to integrate all of our systems easily?

01:32 >> Actually, matter of fact, you see, we can integrate them all, even Slack, believe me.

01:37 >> Okay, I'm impressed, but AI, what's the deal?

01:40 >> Fast fair comes into Canvas Shield.

01:42 We don't train on your work without your permission.

01:45 Safe and secure, if that is what you're wishing.

01:47 >> API, custom solution. >> Yes, the API is tailored for you,

01:52 so you can chase your dreams and do what you do.

01:54 >> That's really great and incredible. >> True.

01:57 >> Hey, I'm sold, did we just become friends?

02:00 Binding over how much we love Canva to the end.

02:02 >> You know what, bud? I think that you're fine.

02:05 The future is bright with Canva Enterprise.

02:07 You opened up my eyes to Canva Enterprise.

02:12 Now we are on the rise, because Canva does it all, and we feel it all right.

02:17 Hands up, friends up, eyes wide.

02:20 To Canva Enterprise.

02:22 Now we are on the rise, because Canva does it all, and we feel it all right.

02:27 Let's go!

02:28 [applause]

Category

Transcript

Recommended