Hoshyarian Kay Set Par Hogai Jugatun Ki Barish - Hansi Ka Tufan Agaya

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00:00Yes, Irza.

00:03Irza was taken off guard.

00:05You know that this segment is routed to you.

00:08What do I do? These people are making weird noises.

00:12Irza is very hot, you know.

00:14She said to Gokhale, get me a cold drink.

00:17I've had milk soda today.

00:19I've had lemon water today.

00:21I've had a mojito today.

00:23So, you drank all these things from here?

00:25No, I drank it from home.

00:27When I came out of the house, I had milk soda on my face.

00:31You had lemon water a little ahead.

00:33A little ahead, I had mojito.

00:36But, sir, not by coming out of the house,

00:38but by drinking plain water, it had started.

00:41The point is, I've increased my liquid intake so much

00:45and yet, I'm feeling very hot.

00:47Okay, Malaika, it's unfair.

00:48What?

00:49Look, you said you'll resign on Sunday and eat.

00:52What?

00:53Sir, I have a parody today.

00:56The song, Nakta Koka.

00:58Yes, of course.

00:59It's a big issue on social media.

01:02Of course.

01:02Watermelons are being vaccinated.

01:05Are you in favour of that or are you being vaccinated?

01:08Sir, I think this rumor is a rumor to an extent.

01:14Because not everyone is doing this.

01:17But, we are doing it.

01:19Because not everyone is doing this.

01:22But, we are doing it.

01:23Because the people who are scared of this,

01:25we are narrating their experience.

01:27So, people are scared because of this.

01:29Yes.

01:29If you bring such an expensive fruit at home

01:32and you know that there's something wrong with it.

01:34What's wrong with it, sir?

01:35Thank you, sir.

01:36What happens in an injection?

01:37It's colour and it's sweet.

01:39It's aesthetically pleasing.

01:40It's fun to eat.

01:41So, what's the harm?

01:42They don't give it to all the watermelons.

01:44Okay.

01:44They give it to those that are too sweet.

01:47They give it to insulin.

01:49Sir, one thing is being linked to this.

01:52What?

01:52People are getting disgusted because of this.

01:55Yes.

01:55But if you keep a combination of food and watermelons,

01:59it also makes you feel disgusted.

02:01Okay, they don't make you feel disgusted.

02:02A lot of research has been done on this.

02:04Those who eat watermelons, eat watermelons,

02:06don't drink water, don't do this, don't do that.

02:09These are natural sweets that God has prepared.

02:12And they are kept in a special packing.

02:14They are not kept in the fridge.

02:16They are not kept in the freezer.

02:17Despite that, they are fresh.

02:19So, this is amazing.

02:20This is a great thing.

02:21No, sir. If this wasn't there,

02:23then he would have drunk lemon water.

02:25Yes.

02:25He would have drunk milk soda.

02:27Exactly.

02:27He would have eaten watermelons.

02:28He would have eaten watermelons.

02:29He must have been draped by now.

02:31But, sir, this is quite true.

02:33If you eat watermelons and eat something

02:35that makes you feel disgusted,

02:36you feel disgusted.

02:38This is obvious.

02:40Even if you don't eat watermelons,

02:41you will feel disgusted if you eat something that makes you feel disgusted.

02:42But this is not the case.

02:43Watermelons should not be eaten at night.

02:45Yes, don't eat it at night.

02:47If you eat watermelons at night,

02:48you will feel disgusted if you eat something that makes you feel disgusted.

02:52We have such lovely girls in the audience.

02:55I feel like listening to their stories.

02:57Let's listen to their stories.

02:58Give her a mic in the audience.

02:59Yes.

03:00Greetings.

03:01Greetings.

03:02My name is Bareera.

03:03Bareera? Wow.

03:04Yes.

03:05I have a question for Mr. Goga.

03:07Mr. Goga.

03:09I wanted to ask you.

03:11I have heard that no medicine affects you.

03:13Is this true?

03:14Yes.

03:17This is not called medicine.

03:19This is called mosquito repellent.

03:21You are saying that no medicine affects you.

03:24Goga, you are talking about medicine.

03:26The last doctor has given him 50.

03:31He has a lot of immunity.

03:33It is not good to have such immunity.

03:36It is not good to have a lot of immunity.

03:38And it is not good to have a lot of immunity.

03:40The reason is that if you have a lot of immunity,

03:43then even small diseases will affect you a lot.

03:46Your muscles will become weak.

03:49And if you have a lot of immunity,

03:51then no medicine or anything will affect you.

03:54And the thing that will affect you will be so strong

03:57that nothing will be able to fight it.

04:00So, God forbid, a person can die from it.

04:02I remembered this.

04:04It doesn't affect you.

04:06No, sir. It only affects the skin.

04:08For example, if he has a fever.

04:10Three patches. Morning, noon and evening.

04:13He has to sleep with one patch.

04:15I see.

04:15He was admitted to the hospital for so long.

04:18The doctors used to call him Mr. Jans.

04:21Mr. Saleem has become so weak

04:25that he has a stone in his body.

04:27And that too, you can't see it with the naked eye.

04:28Yes.

04:29He has regained his health.

04:31I see.

04:32He has become so weak that he was pulling the X-ray

04:35and the other person pulled it.

04:38He is so weak that no one can give him a blood bottle.

04:40You are talking about weakness.

04:41You are talking about weakness.

04:43He was so weak when he was a kid.

04:44He used to get diapers for his uncle and son.

04:46His mother got him a plastic bag.

04:52I have found out about Mr. Saleem.

04:54I have done two things.

04:57Mr. Saleem met with an accident in a truck.

05:00Okay.

05:00The doctor said, don't worry.

05:02You are out of danger.

05:03Okay.

05:04He said, no. I took him in a truck.

05:05He lived his life and then met with an accident.

05:06Yes.

05:10Day before yesterday, I met Mr. Saleem at the footpath.

05:13Yes.

05:13He was getting beaten up.

05:14Why?

05:14He said, the motorcycle was stuck.

05:17He was sitting there.

05:20One day, Mr. Saleem called me.

05:22What?

05:22He was talking to me as if I am Noshi.

05:26I said, Mr. Saleem, why are you talking like this?

05:28Yes.

05:28He said, the girls got Jalebi for the mosquitoes.

05:35Next scene. Next. Next.

05:36Hello.

05:37Hello.

05:38My name is Muhammad Abdul Rehman.

05:40I would like to recite a poem.

05:41Go ahead.

05:42Who will see the day and night?

05:47Who will see the day and night?

05:51People will see your crime. Who will see the reason?

05:55Wow. Wow. Wow.

05:57Wow. Wow. Wow.

05:59Wow. Wow.

06:01Wow. Wow.

06:03Wow.

06:04Wow. Wow.

06:05Wow. Very good.

06:07Very good.

06:08Hello.

06:09Believe me, I felt as if I got a poem from Mirza.

06:16Believe me.

06:17Very good. Very good.

06:18Very good.

06:19Next. You.

06:20Hello, sir.

06:21Hello, sir.

06:22Sir, my name is Umar.

06:24I would like to recite a poem to you.

06:25You can listen to the rest.

06:27Yes, sir.

06:27Yes. You recite it.

06:29It is better to have only desires.

06:32Yes.

06:32It is better to have only desires.

06:35If the moon is there, it does not remain a moon.

06:38Wow. Wow. Wow.

06:42Okay. It is time for music.

06:44Wow.

06:45So taking advantage of Shehroz's presence..

06:47..there is a great parody song.

06:49So why not listen to it?

06:51Yes.

06:51Come. Over to you, Shehroz.

Hoshyarian Kay Set Par Hogai Jugatun Ki Barish - Hansi Ka Tufan Agaya

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