00:00 You see, I come from a small village in Zimbabwe called Shimanimani.
00:04 Far away from everything.
00:06 Like, where the simplest of things, you know, ignites our excitement.
00:10 Like, they recently installed a traffic light in my village.
00:13 Everybody was so excited about this traffic light.
00:15 We were all taking photos with it.
00:16 Oh my God!
00:17 [laughter]
00:18 Kissing the traffic light.
00:20 Mwah!
00:21 [laughter]
00:22 We don't need a traffic light in my village.
00:24 We don't need because we don't drive like you Americans.
00:26 We guys drive crazy.
00:28 Okay?
00:29 Because in my village, we drive like...
00:32 Hiya!
00:33 [laughter]
00:34 Gaaba!
00:35 [applause]
00:36 That's good.
00:37 Like, we don't even have a good cell phone reception.
00:43 If you want to call someone, you have to climb a mountain first.
00:47 When you're on top of that mountain, you finally call the person like...Simon!
00:52 [laughter]
00:53 [laughter]
00:54 [laughter]
00:55 [laughter]
00:56 [laughter]
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