The Raccoons The Raccoons S03 E005 – Monster Mania
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00:00 "Evergreen style"
00:02 "Oooh"
00:04 "This is the evergreen forest"
00:06 "Quiet, peaceful, serene"
00:09 "That is until Burt Raccoon wakes up"
00:13 "Yahoo"
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00:22 "Ah ah ah"
00:24 "Yahoo"
00:25 "Luckily he has some good friends to help him out"
00:28 "Life would be simple in the forest except for"
00:31 "Cyril Sneer"
00:34 "And his life would be simple except for"
00:39 "The Raccoons"
00:42 "A good photographer is always ready to cover any story"
00:45 "And so, even on a lazy summer evening by Evergreen Lake"
00:49 "Melissa Raccoon makes sure her camera is close at hand"
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06:48 "Gee Bert, I don't know"
06:50 "Well, at least Bert's enjoying it"
06:52 "Well, at least Bert's enjoying it"
06:54 "If I could only get a good clear picture"
06:56 "We could figure out what that thing is"
06:58 "I thought you were sure it was a monster, Melissa"
07:00 "Changing your mind?"
07:02 "I said it looked like a monster"
07:04 "Everybody else is saying it is a monster"
07:06 "Everybody else is saying it is a monster"
07:08 "Whatever, it's getting ridiculous around here"
07:10 "The forest's a mess"
07:12 "I can't even walk along the road"
07:14 "Without a bus tour driving by"
07:16 "And pointing me out as the husband of Melissa Raccoon"
07:18 "Monster photographer"
07:20 "There's even a society for the preservation of monsters"
07:22 "There's even a society for the preservation of monsters"
07:24 "Melissa, we don't even have a monster"
07:26 "If I didn't know you better, Ralph"
07:28 "I'd say you were jealous"
07:30 "Jealous? Of a blurry photo?"
07:32 "I just don't want you to look foolish, Melissa"
07:34 "There's just no such thing as monsters"
07:36 "There's just no such thing as monsters"
07:38 "Ralph!"
07:40 "Portrait of a jealous man"
07:42 "Portrait of a jealous man"
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07:46 "I don't see it yet"
07:48 "Me neither"
07:50 "Maybe we can go home now"
07:52 "Maybe we can go home now"
07:54 "Shhh!"
07:56 "What's that?"
07:58 "Who's there?"
08:00 "Who's there?"
08:02 "Yaaah!"
08:04 "Who's there?"
08:06 "Yaaah!"
08:08 "Who's there?"
08:10 "Yaaah!"
08:12 "Who's there?"
08:14 "Yaaah!"
08:16 "Bert? Melissa?"
08:24 "What are you doing out here?"
08:26 "Oh! Hi Bert!"
08:28 "Cedric? We were just trying to get more evidence"
08:30 "Us too"
08:32 "Why don't you take that end of the lake?"
08:34 "And we'll keep looking here"
08:36 "Ok Bert, yell if you see something"
08:38 "He will"
08:40 "He will"
08:42 "He will"
08:44 "Hey, Melissa"
08:52 "I thought you were gonna check the other end of the lake"
08:54 "Melissa?"
09:02 "Oh, Bafour?"
09:04 "Is that you?"
09:06 "M-M-Melissa?"
09:08 "Aaaah!"
09:10 "Aaaah!"
09:12 "Run Cedric, run!"
09:14 "Well boss, we think this new line of T-shirts will really catch on!"
09:22 "That is without doubt, the tackiest thing I've ever seen!"
09:26 "It'll smell like hotcakes!"
09:28 "And how about this boss?"
09:30 "Lifty, huh?"
09:32 "Never mind this penny ante stuff!"
09:34 "What's the status on the land grab?"
09:36 "We've bought up all the shorefront property on the lake except one lot!"
09:42 "And it's gone way up in price boss!"
09:44 "Buy it! I don't care what it costs!"
09:46 "Money's no object!"
09:48 "Uh, are you alright boss?"
09:50 "Of course I'm alright!"
09:52 "Never been better!"
09:54 "Now get out of here and buy me that land!"
09:56 "Yes sir!"
09:58 "They found it last night when they were running away from the monster"
10:06 "What do you make of it professor?"
10:08 "Well, nothing"
10:10 "Nothing at the moment, no"
10:12 "I'll need to make a plaster impression of the print"
10:16 "Yes, and then we'll see what we'll see"
10:20 "Yes"
10:22 "Melissa, reports tell us that you were attacked by the monster!"
10:24 "I was attacked by the monster?"
10:26 "It was horrible!"
10:28 "It had fangs two feet long!"
10:30 "And..."
10:32 "Tell us Melissa, were you terrified beyond words when you saw this monster creature?"
10:36 "Now let's not jump to conclusions here!"
10:38 "Jump to conclusions?"
10:40 "It's a monster alright, with slimy, horrible, yucky green scales!"
10:44 "And big claws!"
10:46 "And, and, well, look at the size of its feet!"
10:50 "There you have it, the scientific proof!"
10:52 "Even the monster of Evergreen Lake exists!"
10:56 "Attention! Attention!"
11:04 "We have an important announcement!"
11:06 "In light of the strange activity in Evergreen Lake, the boss, around a zero sneer, invites you all to an important press conference this evening!"
11:16 "This is something you cannot afford to miss!"
11:20 "At his lakeside tent!"
11:22 "Of course refreshments will be available at outrageous prices!"
11:27 "Thank you for your attention!"
11:30 "Since the monster Eevee was spotted, we've had a lot of suckers and tourists, and I know what they want!"
11:37 "This! Sneers Monster Theme Park! To be built right here on the shores of Evergreen Lake!"
11:43 "There'll be two thousand rooms, eight restaurants, four discos, and a bowling alley!"
11:49 "Not to mention parking for five thousand, maybe even a hundred!"
11:54 "And now, to give you a sample of the quality entertainment the Sneer Monster Theme Park will provide, I present Sneers Aquacane, featuring talented amateurs!"
12:06 "And now, to give you a sample of the quality entertainment the Sneers Aquacane will provide, I present Sneers Aquacane, featuring talented amateurs!"
12:13 "Nobody knows us when we're coming out"
12:18 "Nobody shows us what to do"
12:24 "No one can tell you what growing up is all about"
12:31 "No one can tell you what growing up is all about"
12:37 "No one can live your life for you"
12:43 "We're growing up, growing up"
12:48 "We will find our way"
12:52 "Growing up, showing up"
12:56 "All we do someday"
13:00 "Growing up, growing up"
13:04 "Growing up, showing up"
13:09 "All this and more at Sneers Monster Complex and Condo Park!"
13:14 "This was all made possible by Edie, the monster of Evergreen Lake!"
13:19 "Alright, I'll tell them!"
13:27 "That was Professor Smedley Smythe!"
13:30 "He's been checking out that footprint we found, and he's puzzled by it!"
13:34 "What did he say, Cedric?"
13:35 "After rechecking his measurements, he found the footprint was of an even depth!"
13:40 "That's not normal!"
13:42 "Well, it's a monster print, Cedric! Of course it's not normal!"
13:46 "Any footprint is deeper at the heel or the toe!"
13:50 "The monster's isn't!"
13:51 "So, what does it mean?"
13:53 "I don't really know, and neither does Professor Smedley Smythe!"
13:57 "He wants to get a closer look at the monster tonight!"
14:01 "So do I!"
14:02 "I don't know, Melissa. It could be risky!"
14:05 "But Ralph, you've been telling me all along there is no monster!"
14:09 "So, what's the risk?"
14:11 "Oh, boy..."
14:13 "Having a monster in Evergreen Lake is like having a license to print money!"
14:18 "Ha ha! How are the receipts, boys?"
14:21 "We're not doing as well as we thought, boss!"
14:24 "People don't want to pay $70 for a pair of sunglasses!"
14:28 "Oh, all right! Slash the price! Put them on special! $69.95! Anything else?"
14:35 "What about, um, tonight, sir?"
14:38 "Ah, yes! I think it'd be very, um, convenient if the monster makes an appearance!"
14:46 "Yes! Yes, it would, boss!"
14:48 "Ha ha ha!"
14:53 "So, this could prove to be exciting! I've never been on a monster hunt before!"
14:59 "I have a theory that this creature might be from the later Jurassic era!"
15:05 "That way, huh?"
15:06 "Yes!"
15:07 "Monster!"
15:12 "Here they come! Now, get out there and sell, sell, sell!"
15:20 "There it is! The monster!"
15:23 "I got it! I got it!"
15:44 "I got it! I got it!"
15:47 "I got it! I got it!"
15:50 "It's got me! It's got me!"
15:55 "Help! Stop!"
15:58 "Did you hear that?"
16:01 "What?"
16:02 "Oh, I guess it was nothing. More fog!"
16:06 "Coming right up!"
16:08 "Help!"
16:12 "Full speed ahead! Let's have another blast of fire! Give the tourists their money's worth!"
16:19 "Can you hear us?"
16:21 "Oh, oh no!"
16:24 "Did you see that?"
16:34 "Sure, Lloyd! Funny! Very funny!"
16:40 "I say, listen! Do you hear it? I do believe it's a mechanical monster!"
16:48 "Real or not, it's going to ram us!"
16:51 "Well, that's it for the 10 o'clock run. Time to get Evie back to the garage!"
16:59 "It was a brilliant show tonight, guys! The tourists love it, and the boss love us!"
17:06 "Hey, Bert! I've been slaving over a hot monster all night!"
17:13 "Help!"
17:23 "What's happening?"
17:24 "Look out!"
17:25 "Hang on, Bertie, old boy! It's heading for shore!"
17:30 "Help me!"
17:32 "Help me!"
17:34 "Help me!"
17:36 "Let's go!"
17:38 "I'm giving you good people the first shot at investing in my new theme park!"
17:44 "All you have to do is sign right here on the dotted line!"
17:48 "That's right! Go get those checkbooks!"
17:56 "Relax! It's just a monster!"
18:00 "What are you doing? Get that thing out of here, you harebrained henhock!"
18:05 "Wow! What a ride!"
18:16 "Hi, boss!"
18:20 "We seem to have had a small accident, boss!"
18:25 "Accident? I'll show you an accident!"
18:29 "Pour, pour, pour..."
18:31 "It's okay, it's okay, Bertie!"
18:34 "It wasn't a failure, we just had to rip off the wire once it was in the air!"
18:37 "It's not what it looks like, folks!"
18:39 "I'll say!"
18:41 "Wait! Come back! Steer Monster hot dogs are now only a dollar!"
18:45 "Souvenirs sunglasses, a buck ninety-eight! It's a steal! A buck fifty-nine!"
18:50 "Fifty cents! Come back! Oh, come back!"
18:54 "Looks like your monster's all washed up, Cyril! Give us a big smile!"
19:21 "What a mess! I've lost a fortune!"
19:25 "I'm stuck with miles of useless beach!"
19:28 "My warehouse is packed with monster memorabilia!"
19:32 "And to make matters worse, those raccoons have plastered my face all over their so-called newspaper!"
19:40 "Come in, and it had better be important!"
19:43 "Pretty realistic, huh, boss?"
19:49 "I figure we can make a fortune with this baby, boss!"
19:53 "Right, boss?"
19:55 "Oh, did we come at a bad time, sir?"
20:00 "Wowee! That was the most fun water-skiing I ever had!"
20:12 "Haha!"
20:15 "I'm not sure I can do it, but I'll try!"
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