Crapston Villas Crapston Villas E008
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01:52 All right. Sexy Mika?
01:54 Oh, I can remember being tired from shagging all night, but not from listening to other people shagging all night.
02:03 Cup of tea, my darling?
02:05 I could sleep with Fassie. She is keen.
02:08 Bleh, what am I thinking?
02:11 Flossie?
02:13 Hmmm?
02:15 Can't we do it properly?
02:18 What do you mean?
02:19 I'd really like to have sex. Don't you like me?
02:24 Of course I do!
02:29 Well, come here then!
02:31 Someone is poking me in the back with a broom handle.
02:39 Where are you going?
02:44 For a piss.
02:45 I can't tell him I'm a virgin. Zara will know what to do.
02:50 Where are my fucking shoes? Where are my fucking shoes? Where are my fucking shoes?
02:53 That's all!
02:57 No one will notice.
03:01 Oh, hi. Jonathan. Jonathan Jolly. Jonathan, yes. I'm a writer as well.
03:07 I thought you were a new runner.
03:09 Yes, I am, but my work isn't commercial. It's art. So, I have to...
03:16 Ah, that doesn't make sense.
03:21 Yes, I do scripts, a couple of novels...
03:25 Do you mind?
03:26 Jonathan, make some tea. Go, and the photocopier needs filling up.
03:30 All right.
03:36 Stay here. I don't want no one seeing you, all right? And cut him up a bit smaller, eh?
03:41 All right.
03:44 And the police station, all the six pizzas. Do this now. I don't want them sniffing around.
03:52 Here, piggy, piggy! Come and get it!
03:59 Wait till I tell Ray.
04:03 Come in, darling. I don't bite, you know.
04:09 Oh, isn't it a lovely day?
04:11 It's raining.
04:12 Is it? Oh, I hadn't noticed. All right, love, help yourself to food.
04:23 You're right, darling, don't tell him you're a virgin.
04:26 I'm really nervous, Zora.
04:28 I know, baby.
04:32 Bloody bitch! That part was mine! My bloody agent's useless! I'm going to get rid of him!
04:36 What if he wants to do it tonight?
04:38 Oh, for God's sake, just shag him! What's your problem? Jesus, I'm talking about my life!
04:46 Sorry.
04:47 Oh, forget it. That's a lot of pockets.
04:51 Free period.
04:53 No, I'm in the middle of a lesson.
04:56 Oh, yes.
05:01 Get this off, Malcolm.
05:05 Right, right. OK.
05:12 I just wanted to say, thanks for the other night.
05:15 Look, mate, just shut it. I told you not to mention it here.
05:20 Right, right.
05:24 So I don't suppose there's much chance of it happening again.
05:27 Jesus Christ, for fuck's sake, someone might hear. Just go away!
05:31 Away! Away!
05:39 Hey, man!
05:40 What?
05:41 Tanya's got some mushrooms.
05:43 Wow, where'd you get them from, then?
05:45 Craxton Park.
05:46 You're joking, man, innit?
05:48 I've got to make some tea.
05:50 Wow, yeah.
05:51 Your mum's not in, is she?
05:53 I couldn't handle her finding them.
05:54 Oh, she's been really cool today.
05:56 Maybe she's been at the park too.
05:58 Yeah. Can you imagine that?
06:05 Well, give her something.
06:07 Oh, please.
06:10 How could you use me like that?
06:13 You bastard!
06:15 You're just like all the others, and I really thought this would be something special.
06:21 Oh, for God's sake! Why are you creeping up on me?
06:23 I didn't do nothing.
06:25 Oh, don't yell! You yell my bloody nose!
06:29 Well, stuff you, then!
06:34 Holiday, we need to celebrate.
06:37 Oh, I'll go, honey bunny.
06:44 Hello, does Larry Palmer live here?
06:46 He might do. Who wants to know?
06:48 Well, I'd like to see him. He's not expecting me.
06:52 Oh, one of his students, are you? Well, for your information, he's already taken.
06:56 No, I'm not one of his students. I'm, er... well, it's a little personal, actually. I'd rather talk to him.
07:01 Listen, darling, we tell each other everything, and don't you forget it.
07:07 They wouldn't be able to make the programme without me.
07:10 Really? Great.
07:13 Brace yourself, Sophie's going to ask you back.
07:16 What the fuck is she wearing on her feet?
07:20 Any minute now.
07:22 Erm... yeah, erm...
07:24 JJ! Can you give me a hand?
07:28 Er, yeah, yeah, sure.
07:30 Out of control!
07:34 Imagine, I know a real alcoholic.
07:38 I'll pick up his stupid friends, then.
07:42 Maybe he's dead.
07:45 Yeah, that's it. He's lying in the street. He's been mugged.
07:51 It's me.
07:53 Oh, for God's sake, you left five hours ago. Where have you been?
07:57 At home.
07:58 You're such a dvone. I've been sat here worried sick. Anything could have happened to you.
08:05 What? I've not...
08:06 Oh, so you think it's funny?
08:08 Well, you can stick your stupid jokes because I've had it.
08:13 (laughs)
08:18 I hope you don't mind me just turning up.
08:21 No! Of course not.
08:23 Shall I just leave you to it?
08:24 Robbie! Jane told me never to contact you.
08:28 She said if you wanted to see me, that was your business.
08:31 Oh, well, er, I'm at university now.
08:34 Oh! I am pleased. What are you studying?
08:37 Well, it's certainly not fashion.
08:38 Shut up, Robbie!
08:40 I don't believe you!
08:41 I said shut up!
08:42 You are the limit!
08:43 Do you think I'm going to sit here while you shut up some college kid?
08:47 He's not just some college kid, thank you!
08:49 I should go.
08:51 No! How dare you say that!