00:00 Mark.
00:01 Mark's my real name.
00:02 How dare you?
00:03 Anyways, hey everybody.
00:04 We're here to do some TikTok trends.
00:06 Let's do it.
00:07 This is the jellyfish haircut trend.
00:14 What is going on here?
00:15 This is short and long.
00:17 OK.
00:18 Oh my god, there's short and long and medium.
00:21 Wait a minute.
00:23 I like the color.
00:23 I love it.
00:24 It's cute.
00:25 Oh no.
00:26 I love it.
00:28 It's so weird and ugly.
00:31 I'm getting a wig made like this tomorrow.
00:33 Oh, that's it.
00:34 Girl, ah, dang.
00:37 I'll do you the honors.
00:39 Thank you.
00:39 I haven't seen her brown hair.
00:41 Let's see.
00:43 This is a solid piece of hair.
00:45 OK.
00:47 Oh, wait.
00:47 But it actually is cute on you, though.
00:49 Does it really?
00:50 Yeah, Sasha will turn it.
00:51 Like, it's a look.
00:53 It's just kind of really cute.
00:54 Wait, I mean--
00:56 Y'all are lying to me.
00:57 I'm going to see this back.
00:57 No, it's really cute actually on you.
00:59 So we approve.
01:00 It's cute.
01:01 It's on her.
01:02 On her.
01:03 This is the broccoli freckles track.
01:05 I'm already out.
01:06 I love broccoli.
01:07 Do you like broccoli?
01:07 I love broccoli, but freckles, I don't get it.
01:09 Wait, real broccoli?
01:10 No.
01:11 Oh my god.
01:13 Stupid.
01:16 Oh, that's not real.
01:18 No.
01:19 OK, no, I like that.
01:21 You would put a vegetable on your face.
01:23 What if it just comes out as a giant blob, man, for you?
01:26 No.
01:28 Can you get like, salmonella for me?
01:29 That's putting a lot of trust in the broccoli.
01:31 Can you get like, salmonella?
01:33 Do you wash and dry the broccoli first?
01:34 But also, some people don't wash or dry their brushes.
01:37 No.
01:37 That part.
01:38 I'm not a freckle girl anyway.
01:40 I'm not about freckles.
01:41 Do you do freckles?
01:41 Yeah, it's nice.
01:42 It makes you look sun-kissed.
01:44 Is that what that makes you look?
01:47 This is the steamer for wig straightening.
01:49 Oh, we got this.
01:51 This is not a hack, bro.
01:53 This is not a hack.
01:53 This is life.
01:54 That's life.
01:54 Can't afford a flat iron.
01:55 Are you joking?
01:56 And then the real hack is when you got straight hair that's
01:58 synthetic, you roll it up on a roller,
01:59 and then you steam it in the bag.
02:01 In the plastic bag, right?
02:02 Is that what you do?
02:03 Yes.
02:04 If you do not have a steamer for your synthetic wigs,
02:06 you're not doing it right.
02:08 That's beautiful.
02:09 That's a drag queen's wig.
02:10 That's a drag queen with a drag queen's wig.
02:12 OK.
02:12 Clearly.
02:13 A pony.
02:14 It is warm already.
02:16 Do we have a brush?
02:17 We need a brush, though.
02:18 We need a comb or a brush.
02:19 And we have this.
02:21 Oh, there we go.
02:21 That'll work.
02:22 Oh, comb.
02:22 Work.
02:23 Yes, let's pass through her.
02:26 It's working, y'all.
02:27 It is working.
02:28 Let's see for the viewers over here.
02:31 Yes.
02:33 Do the underside, too.
02:34 You can buy your little $20 wig and play around with this.
02:36 Practice the textures you want to have.
02:38 And that's how you do drag.
02:40 Yes, we'll get some nice little Rick Tendrils.
02:42 This is the bubble makeup cleanser trend.
02:45 OK.
02:45 Shake, shake, shake.
02:46 Oh my god.
02:48 Oh my god.
02:49 It's like cotton candy.
02:50 It looks like cotton candy.
02:52 It does look like cotton candy.
02:52 OK, this looks fun.
02:53 Listen, I love a makeup influencer more than anything.
02:56 But she is telling you the wrong things, OK?
02:59 As someone who just constantly gets work done
03:01 and is wearing face tapes to pull the skin up,
03:03 do not pull your skin down.
03:05 Oh, OK.
03:06 What is wrong with you?
03:07 But that-- that don't work.
03:10 That's not getting off what I got on my face.
03:13 Baby, I'm not-- those little bubbles ain't going to get off.
03:16 I know what you could do as your first TikTok trend.
03:18 Tell me.
03:18 The old drag queen trick of using dish soap to take off your--
03:21 I've done that.
03:22 Excuse me.
03:22 It works great.
03:23 Dawn is the shit.
03:25 Like, I live by it, and I still do it to this day.
03:28 If it can save the ducks, it can save us.
03:30 100%.
03:31 I mean, y'all look at this.
03:32 This is 52.
03:33 Y'all see it.
03:33 52?
03:34 Dawn, honey.
03:35 Dawn dish detergent.
03:36 Wow.
03:37 Next up, this is the sunscreen contouring.
03:40 I have done this.
03:41 I always do this.
03:42 I always do this.
03:43 And then go on to the sun.
03:45 You put sunscreen on the parts you want to stay bright,
03:48 and then you tan the rest.
03:49 That's some bullshit.
03:50 I don't think you should do that.
03:52 That sounds--
03:52 No, why not?
03:53 --dangerous and cancerous, maybe?
03:55 And it works.
03:56 And it works.
03:57 It's very subtle.
03:58 It's not really a contour that's going to work.
04:00 Because you're really going to put on makeup on top of that,
04:03 right?
04:04 No, it's just to look beautiful with no makeup on.
04:06 Oh, it's for like--
04:08 Wash face.
04:08 Yeah, just a little contour.
04:10 Yeah.
04:10 I can't believe that this is a TikTok trend.
04:12 Why do I get so angry by this one?
04:14 I feel anger.
04:15 Well, it's like the nose contour.
04:17 Your little--
04:17 Yeah, the little highlight strip.
04:18 --right down the middle.
04:19 Wait, what does it look like again at the end?
04:21 Drag.
04:21 Let's just see again.
04:22 We invented contouring.
04:25 OK, what's next?
04:26 The plastic wrap.
04:28 When in doubt, wrap it up.
04:29 No, what did they say?
04:30 Then what if I get one pregnant?
04:31 And she's like, make sure you use a condom.
04:32 That conversation never happened.
04:34 With you.
04:35 With you.
04:35 I'm afraid.
04:37 Uh-uh.
04:38 Oh, no.
04:39 No.
04:39 [LAUGHTER]
04:42 Why would you do that?
04:42 No, no, no, no, no.
04:43 Now that's just--
04:44 Uh-uh.
04:45 --no.
04:45 This is not real.
04:46 What is the point of this?
04:48 Really?
04:48 This is like one of those TikTok recipes
04:50 where they just put hot dogs and mac and cheese
04:52 and Doritos and everything.
04:53 They want to make you angry.
04:55 They just want to bring--
04:56 they just want to puke and see the chaos.
04:58 This is really bad.
05:00 Oh, and the highlights too?
05:01 No.
05:02 So wasteful of all those--
05:04 OK, for me, it is.
05:05 I don't fucking trust this.
05:06 And what if somebody's going to suffocate?
05:08 OK, we all do know some queens who look like this, though.
05:11 Uh-uh.
05:12 Oh, my god.
05:13 That's not even in the right place.
05:15 Oh, my god.
05:16 It's horrible.
05:17 Oh, my gosh.
05:18 This is bad.
05:19 The eyeliner's huge.
05:20 It is transferring from the plastic wrap to the face.
05:25 But the fact that you have to apply it to the plastic
05:27 then apply the plastic to your face, that's double work.
05:29 The time it's taking to paint the plastic, I feel like,
05:32 is excessive.
05:33 It's excessive.
05:34 This is a tape technique for full eye makeup.
05:37 OK, oh, I have semen.
05:38 OK.
05:39 Oh, yeah, I have semen.
05:40 You're sliding, OK.
05:40 This is fabulous.
05:41 I mean, you could just use a makeup wipe
05:43 and not have tape on your face.
05:45 Yeah, you don't have to use tape.
05:46 But you get that line that's so good.
05:47 That's true.
05:48 The line is nice.
05:49 Under the makeup, it'll clean it.
05:50 It'll be easier to apply.
05:51 Right.
05:52 Look at that.
05:53 OK, this is--
05:53 But she's so good.
05:54 She is a makeup artist.
05:55 I love her.
05:56 Yeah, she's so good.
05:56 Woo!
05:57 I kind of want her to do my makeup.
05:58 I want her to paint me.
05:59 OK, but she is making it look a little bit easier
06:01 than this actually would be to do.
06:03 I just worry about the tape and the pulling of the skin.
06:06 Don't pull your skin so much.
06:07 Well, I guess it depends on what tape you use.
06:09 The amount of skin I've ripped off with duct tape--
06:12 Oh, my god.
06:14 That's painful.
06:14 That is true.
06:15 Yeah, I don't-- duct tape is--
06:16 girl, MSI.
06:17 Gorilla tape?
06:19 Yeah.
06:19 And the tuck.
06:20 We've all done it.
06:21 Ooh.
06:21 This is the spiral nails trend.
06:24 I love it.
06:25 I didn't know like that before.
06:26 It looks like a pig penis.
06:27 Do you know their penises are corkscrew?
06:29 Yes.
06:30 I thought their tails were corkscrew.
06:31 Their penises too.
06:32 Heidi just shared that information.
06:33 I don't know.
06:34 Lock me.
06:35 No, no, no.
06:38 What are you going with the nails, though?
06:40 It would be so fierce if you could open a bottle with that.
06:42 Ooh.
06:43 Like open a bottle of wine.
06:44 A bottle of wine.
06:45 Yeah.
06:47 Take it out, enjoy it.
06:48 Yeah.
06:48 Put it back in your--
06:49 Mm-hmm.
06:50 Girl, that's getting hot.
06:51 Ooh.
06:52 Ooh.
06:52 It's going to all screw you.
06:55 Not impressed.
06:55 No.
06:56 I'm not impressed.
06:57 That didn't gag me.
06:58 Next up, we've got this is the yogurt face mask trend.
07:02 I've heard of this.
07:03 I heard about dairy on your skin.
07:05 I feel like sometimes I just think TikTok is like,
07:07 how many ways can we waste things?
07:09 Yeah, that part.
07:11 How about you?
07:11 Do you like putting stuff on your face?
07:13 Wow.
07:14 What other food products would I--
07:17 I think granola would make a good exposure.
07:19 I feel like it would if you--
07:20 Yeah, it comes out really good.
07:22 And I was going to say honey on this one.
07:23 Honey is good.
07:24 That's probably good for you.
07:25 Honey, granola, mask.
07:25 I think blueberries are good for your skin.
07:28 Blueberries and coffee.
07:29 That's like breakfast food.
07:31 Just put your breakfast smoothie directly on your face.
07:33 Yeah, that's why.
07:34 OK.
07:35 So yeah, this is the skincare fridge trend.
07:38 Now what?
07:39 So put your face in the fridge.
07:41 Products I store in my skincare fridge.
07:43 Yeah.
07:44 I have one.
07:44 A skincare fridge?
07:45 Yes.
07:46 Oh, you can just carry it in the fridge.
07:47 Ooh, that sounds good.
07:49 Does it need to be in its own special fridge?
07:51 Or you could just put it in a normal fridge?
07:53 I mean, you could.
07:54 But this is great because you can sit on your vanity,
07:57 on your makeup table.
07:58 Would you not put little bottles of vodka in there?
08:00 [LAUGHTER]
08:01 Now you're talking.
08:02 In case you're a little kid and you're like,
08:04 I'm taking a--
08:05 When you're a traveling diva of the world,
08:07 you can't be carrying a fridge with you.
08:09 No.
08:09 It's so small, you can put that in your--
08:11 It has a handle.
08:13 OK, let's see.
08:14 OK, here we go.
08:15 What's inside there?
08:16 Ooh!
08:17 Oh, this is battery-powered.
08:18 We all put a stay in the front.
08:19 This looks like a giant polypropylene.
08:21 It's going to be syringes of ozempic.
08:22 Oh.
08:24 Fierce.
08:24 OK, what's in here?
08:25 I'm guessing.
08:26 What's inside?
08:27 Oh, there's more.
08:27 What is this?
08:28 Oh, that's nice.
08:29 How would it feel to give yourself
08:30 permission to let go?
08:32 Oh.
08:33 Goddamn.
08:34 Go into the light.
08:35 Girl, they told me--
08:36 was that sending a message to you?
08:39 It's your time, diva.
08:41 Who here hates Priyanka?
08:42 What's going on?
08:43 Thank you so much, Allure.
08:45 Thank you for having us.
08:46 Thanks for hanging with us.
08:47 I love you.
08:48 TikTok for trends.
08:49 Even if they're good or bad, we have something
08:51 to keep our asses entertained.
08:52 Fat boy.
08:54 That's true.
08:54 OK, let's honestly steal this shit
09:01 because Dragon's expensive.
09:02 So I'm going to shut it.
09:03 Also, where's this burger?
