00:00 God, you need to be rehabilitated.
00:03 Go down, connect with humans, and then you can come back!
00:06 You'll live as one of them. Sort of.
00:08 What do you mean, "sort of"?
00:10 What do you mean, "sort of"?
00:13 What. The. F-
00:23 Dear God, my family's a mess.
00:26 My daughter is like a computer going through puberty.
00:28 My husband still gets Spider-Man Hannah at the county fair.
00:31 And my son's goal in life is vaping, or rollerblading, or roller vaping.
00:36 And we're just slowly growing apart.
00:38 Behold, I am God.
00:41 Jesus Christ!
00:43 Remember how I told you God was dead?
00:46 Well, I was wrong.
00:48 'Tis I, your savior, meow.
00:50 But now I'm basically a mitten with an anus.
00:53 I'm only here as a PR ploy.
00:55 To make it look like I give a dump about you people.
00:58 Also, this is super satisfying.
01:00 The sooner I help you, the sooner I get back to heaven.
01:02 You.
01:06 Who? Me? B. Elizabeth? Lady of Darkness?
01:09 Who's mission on Earth is to torture you?
01:11 At first I was helping humans just to get back up to heaven.
01:18 But after a while, I actually cared about them.
01:22 They're my humans, and there's no way I'm letting you corrupt them.
01:26 Hey! As Lord Satan, I command you to open this enchanted robot wall.
01:32 Open the door! Open it!
01:35 Come on!
01:43 I'm the fearlessest, I can save the system.
01:45 Nothing over and out, but I feel it still.
01:49 Never had your back, but I feel it still.
01:52 Not like this! Not again!
01:55 Chug! Chug! Chug! Keep going!
02:02 Chug! Chug! Chug!
02:04 Chug! Chug! Chug!
02:06 Chug! Chug! Chug!
02:09 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
02:12 [Burp]
02:13 [Music]
02:16 [Music fades]
02:19 [Music fades]
02:21 [Music fades]
02:23 [Music fades]
02:25 [BLANK_AUDIO]
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