00:00 Judge, this prisoner should be sentenced to life imprisonment.
00:07 By the way, who did you murder?
00:12 What?
00:13 A rat?
00:14 Do I look like a rat killer to you?
00:19 Keep quiet.
00:20 I feel something when I see you.
00:25 How long will I play with you?
00:30 Yes, that and the good thing about the heart.
00:34 If you give him a finger, he holds your hand.
00:37 Baby, I remembered from the broom.
00:42 Please put the broom.
00:43 It's so dirty.
00:45 We will have to get a servant.
00:49 Love, sex and opportunity.
01:12 The fun that is going on, is cheap and that is big.
01:27 It's a betrayal to go in the path of destination.
01:34 Love, sex and opportunity.
01:40 We will have to get a servant.
01:46 Who is it early in the morning?
01:49 Baby, open the door. I will freshen up.
01:59 Who is it?
02:00 I am AB.
02:02 Who is AB?
02:03 Amitabh Bachchan.
02:04 So, should I play the millionaire?
02:06 No, I am a servant.
02:08 So, you are Amitabh Bachchan's servant.
02:11 But I will not be able to afford him.
02:15 How will I pay him?
02:18 I am not Amitabh Bachchan's servant.
02:20 My name is Amitabh Bachchan.
02:22 I will work for two meals a day.
02:26 No payment involved.
02:29 Service is free.
02:31 Where were you all these days?
02:35 You will work for two meals a day.
02:38 Where were you?
02:39 Come to work.
02:41 Who is at home?
02:51 Me and my baby.
02:53 Oh, so your daughter is with you.
02:56 Baby, look our servant has come.
03:02 Baby, who is he?
03:04 He is our servant.
03:06 AB.
03:07 Oh, I don't recognize you.
03:11 Do you apply soap?
03:13 Are you mad?
03:15 No, sir.
03:17 Your daughter?
03:19 She is my future wife.
03:23 Okay, sir.
03:25 First of all, I am not BC.
03:26 I am AB.
03:27 Amitabh Bachchan.
03:29 And second of all,
03:30 you call your future wife as wife.
03:33 Not baby.
03:35 Baby will come after 9 months.
03:38 Yes, right.
03:39 He is right.
03:40 But, Niren baby,
03:41 how does a baby come after 9 months?
03:44 I don't understand.
03:46 Oh, sir's future wife.
03:49 It's very easy.
03:51 I will tell you.
03:53 Hey, I am not here to make sweets.
03:56 I will tell you how a baby is.
03:57 Go and make tea.
03:59 Yes, sir.
04:01 Come baby, sit.
04:02 Now, watch the fun.
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04:14 Wow, what a nice kitchen.
04:17 (Singing)
04:19 What is this?
04:20 Who is this?
04:23 If I make tea like this,
04:24 I will be very happy.
04:28 Where are my things?
04:32 Where is the tea leaf?
04:35 Which medicine is this?
04:38 Salt?
04:43 Baby, who is this man?
04:46 And why is he calling himself as Amitabh Bachchan?
04:49 He is not Amitabh Bachchan.
04:51 He is a servant.
04:52 He will do all the work of our house.
04:55 And that too, on two meals a day.
04:58 Wow, baby.
04:59 He will do all the work on two meals a day.
05:03 We are very lucky.
05:05 Did you see?
05:06 I am so smart.
05:07 I saved your 5000 rupees.
05:10 You are really very smart.
05:13 Baby, how does a baby come after 9 months?
05:18 That's what I told you.
05:20 Talk to Priya.
05:22 I don't know how to call her.
05:25 I will teach you how to have a baby after 9 months.
05:29 Wow, baby.
05:31 Sir, where is the sugar?
05:33 It's there.
05:34 In the bag.
05:35 Okay, we will make tea.
05:37 We will make it very well.
05:39 Baby, do I look like a sugar?
05:42 Yes, you look like sugar.
05:43 Let me taste it.
05:44 Yes, of course.
05:46 Sir, where is the sugar?
05:50 It's there.
05:51 In the bag.
05:52 Okay, we will make tea.
05:56 Baby, do I look like a sugar?
06:01 Yes, you both look like sugar.
06:04 Baby, is something happening?
06:08 Sir, where is the milk?
06:12 Behind the stove.
06:14 Behind the stove?
06:16 Not behind the stove, behind the stove.
06:20 I thought it was something else.
06:22 I thought it was behind the stove.
06:24 Now, we will make tea and bring it.
06:28 What is behind the stove?
06:31 Behind the stove.
06:33 Come, my chicken.
06:35 Let's go to the dog.
06:36 Yes, let's go to the dog.
06:38 Something is happening.
06:40 Yes, baby.
06:41 Sir, you can make chicken later.
06:46 You don't look like you can lay eggs.
06:49 Drink hot tea first.
06:51 Bring tea.
06:54 Give me tea.
06:56 Sir, tea is hot and hot.
06:59 Drink it.
07:00 Sir, drink it and tell me how is the tea.
07:05 What is the matter?
07:10 Is this tea or salt?
07:11 It is a mess.
07:13 No problem, baby.
07:14 I will make another one.
07:16 What are you looking at my face?
07:19 Go and bring it on the white board.
07:21 Hey, you idiot, clean it.
07:27 He doesn't know anything.
07:31 Look here.
07:32 I will show you how to clean.
07:34 Move from here.
07:36 Sir, look there.
07:38 It is a little dirty.
07:39 Yes, here.
07:40 Hey, son.
07:42 I was doing it.
07:43 I have been doing it for two years.
07:45 Will you teach me?
07:46 Look, how I clean.
07:48 I do it like this.
07:49 It is looking good.
07:50 Yes, I don't do it like you.
07:52 I clean like this.
07:54 Sir, leave it there.
07:55 Why is this villain cleaning?
07:57 Hey, idiot.
07:58 Do your work.
07:59 Hey, idiot.
08:02 Why are you cleaning?
08:03 Do your work.
08:04 Katrina.
08:07 I love you.
08:09 I dedicate a song to you.
08:12 Hey, idiot.
08:14 Will you lose your respect?
08:15 Sir, it is time for us to eat.
08:18 I am hungry.
08:19 I am hungry.
08:20 I am hungry.
08:21 I am hungry.
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