00:00 [no audio]
00:12 [no audio]
00:20 [no audio]
00:42 Dhruv!
00:49 Dhruv!
00:57 Dhruv!
00:58 Are you tired?
01:08 Dhruv!
01:10 What have you done to this room?
01:17 [screams]
01:20 [dramatic music]
01:31 [dramatic music]
01:46 [dramatic music]
02:01 [singing in Hindi]
02:30 [singing in Hindi]
02:38 [singing in Hindi]
02:53 [laughing]
02:55 [no audio]
02:59 [no audio]
03:09 [laughing]
03:11 What the hell!
03:12 You've grown up so much,
03:14 but still you can't save yourself.
03:16 How can I be scared?
03:17 And look at this!
03:18 What a mess!
03:20 Mom!
03:21 If nothing else, at least keep your clothes properly.
03:24 Here.
03:26 Keep this too.
03:27 By the way, tell me something.
03:29 Now that you know I've grown up,
03:31 why don't you get me married?
03:33 If you do, then we'll both be quiet.
03:35 What?
03:36 My whole nature,
03:39 will be quiet.
03:42 I'm looking for a match for you,
03:45 but you're a jobless engineer.
03:48 And the girls who are getting matches,
03:51 they're MAs, MBAs, MBBS.
03:55 Why would such educated girls marry you?
03:58 Because I'm Dhruv, and I have a big heart.
04:01 [music]
04:17 Lalita, when did you come?
04:19 [singing in Hindi]
04:24 You talk nonsense!
04:25 What?
04:27 Hey, I've grown up.
04:29 I have a big heart.
04:30 Aren't you ashamed?
04:31 You keep talking nonsense.
04:33 Here, press this properly.
04:36 You don't worry at all.
04:39 I'll press this properly.
04:42 Shhh!
04:44 Clothes?
04:47 Why are you showing me your teeth?
04:51 Go and take a bath.
04:53 Go downstairs and get groceries.
04:56 Oh, mom.
04:58 Come on, get up!
05:00 If he's going downstairs,
05:02 should I clean the floor?
05:04 Huh?
05:05 I mean, if he's going downstairs to get groceries,
05:09 should I clean the floor?
05:11 You just don't do it.
05:15 You keep your mouth shut.
05:16 First of all, he's not getting married.
05:18 He's roaming around like a bull.
05:21 And don't wear a sari like this from tomorrow.
05:24 And if you want to wear it,
05:26 then stay away from this room.
05:28 Understood?
05:29 Otherwise, you'll know.
05:31 First, your mother,
05:32 and then he'll make you the daughter-in-law of this house.
05:35 This?
05:37 Don't be too happy.
05:39 Come on, let's work.
05:41 Okay.
05:44 ♪ ♪
05:51 [whistling]
05:58 ♪ ♪
06:18 ♪ ♪
06:28 ♪ ♪
06:40 So, kid.
06:41 Did you see the whole beach?
06:44 Is the beach good or is the roller black and yellow?
06:47 Huh?
06:49 So, hero.
06:50 Are you only going to look at the beach,
06:51 or are you going to bat too?
06:53 [grunts]
06:56 ♪ ♪
07:00 Do you want to bat on my beach?
07:03 [stammering]
07:05 [stammering]
07:07 You're worthy.
07:09 Look, what you're thinking won't happen.
07:11 Look, I'm a devotee of Lord Hanuman.
07:13 Look, please, you go from here.
07:15 All men are the same.
07:18 Oh, my God!
07:20 A double SIM card in an iPhone?
07:23 Oh, God!
07:26 What's happening?
07:42 Namaste, uncle.
07:43 How are you?
07:45 ♪ ♪
07:52 ♪ ♪
08:02 ♪ ♪
08:13 Hmm.
08:14 Do it.
08:19 ♪ ♪
08:44 [birds chirping]
08:46 [giggling]
08:48 [giggling]
08:53 [gasps]
09:01 [giggling]
09:04 [giggling]
09:13 [giggling]
09:15 [giggling]
09:20 Come.
09:21 ♪ ♪
09:32 [giggling]
09:34 ♪ ♪
09:51 [birds chirping]
09:53 [giggling]
10:00 ♪ ♪
10:12 [thud]
10:13 Lakhan, what are you...
10:15 Lakhan, you're causing me more loss than gain.
10:18 Sir, you're causing a loss.
10:21 ♪ ♪
10:27 Go, do your work.
10:29 ♪ ♪
10:34 Ruhi, my child.
10:35 My child,
10:38 don't you want to go to college?
10:40 Dad, today is a holiday.
10:43 Is it?
10:44 Hmm.
10:45 [birds chirping]
10:47 So, my child,
10:56 are you done with shopping?
10:58 Yes, yes.
10:59 Done.
11:01 Come, I'll tear it.
11:02 Huh?
11:03 You bought the stuff, right?
11:05 I'll tear the bill.
11:07 Come, come to the counter.
11:08 Yes, yes.
11:09 Come.
11:10 Old man.
11:13 How are you, uncle?
11:27 [laughing]
11:28 Okay.
11:29 My child, are you married?
11:31 Not yet, uncle.
11:32 Oh, this...
11:33 I passed my college last year.
11:36 Really?
11:37 By the way,
11:38 I've been getting proposals since childhood.
11:41 Hmm.
11:42 Actually, uncle,
11:45 I'm from a very rich family.
11:48 Our duplex flat is in the complex behind.
11:52 And the car is an Audi.
11:57 And by the way,
11:58 everyone says that I'm very cute.
12:01 Hmm.
12:03 That's it, uncle.
12:04 The only thing missing is a girl.
12:07 Really?
12:08 And anyway,
12:09 where are the good girls these days?
12:12 The astrologer of my house was saying
12:15 that the girl who is going to come as my wife in my life,
12:18 she is also in college.
12:22 Her name starts with...
12:24 Hey, Lakhan.
12:25 Yes, sir.
12:26 Today's loss is deducted by 10 rupees.
12:28 Huh?
12:29 Huh.
12:30 Yes, son. So, what were you saying?
12:33 He was saying that
12:35 her name starts with...
12:37 Wait, wait, wait, wait, son.
12:39 You are Mehra's son, right?
12:41 Huh?
12:42 Mehra?
12:43 Your father and I were good friends.
12:46 When you were small,
12:48 I used to come to your house.
12:52 Maybe your mother gave you a scooter as a gift.
12:55 Yes, but...
12:57 Girls ride scooters, right?
12:59 That's why you don't use that scooter.
13:02 That's why your mother gave that scooter to our daughter, Ruhi.
13:07 She used to come and go from that scooter in college.
13:10 I forgot.
13:12 Ruhi, my daughter.
13:14 Son,
13:16 tell brother to come.
13:17 Yes.
13:18 Brother.
13:21 Brother.
13:22 What?
13:24 What happened?
13:25 Sir, I remembered a joke.
13:28 A boy was insulted in that joke.
13:31 Do your work.
13:35 Yes, son.
13:40 Your duplex,
13:42 which is 2 BHK for others,
13:44 the duplex above that,
13:46 that is mine.
13:48 Huh?
13:49 That is mine.
13:50 Huh?
13:51 So, son,
13:52 should I call mom?
13:54 No, no, uncle.
13:55 I was going.
13:57 You send the stuff.
13:59 Thank you.
14:00 Listen, son.
14:01 Take this.
14:02 Do your work properly.
14:06 Huh?
14:07 One more thing.
14:08 Come here.
14:09 My daughter is pregnant.
14:12 Don't try.
14:13 Her blood is also bleeding.
14:18 You won't get her.
14:20 Listen, son.
14:24 Give her a share.
14:27 Her bill.
14:28 Huh?
14:30 [laughs]
14:31 [laughs]
14:33 [laughs]
14:34 [laughs]
14:35 [laughs]
15:04 You take.
15:05 Why are you throwing it on my head?
15:15 [birds chirping]
15:18 [birds chirping]
15:19 [music]
15:46 [music]
15:47 Thank you, God.
15:57 Sorry.
15:58 [sings]
16:02 [music]
16:15 [sings]
16:16 Babita's youth.
16:33 Hey!
16:35 Did you see anything?
16:36 No, no.
16:37 I didn't see anything.
16:38 I didn't see Babita's youth.
16:41 Okay, fine.
16:43 So you didn't see this?
16:45 I did.
16:46 [laughs]
16:47 So you saw it.
16:50 You know, age is a thing.
16:53 Listen, don't tell anyone in the building.
16:56 I won't tell anyone that you have this CD.
16:58 [laughs]
16:59 Don't tell anyone.
17:00 But tell me one thing.
17:02 Huh?
17:03 Where did you get this CD?
17:06 Some idiot threw it from above.
17:08 I found it lying down.
17:11 Oh, okay.
17:13 I found it lying down.
17:16 Where is the CD?
17:21 Why?
17:23 Is this CD...
17:25 Oh, no!
17:26 ...mine?
17:27 Are you teaching your own father?
17:29 [laughs]
17:30 It's nothing like that, brother.
17:31 It's a matter of age.
17:33 It's a matter of age.
17:34 I think, Hari...
17:36 Yes?
17:37 I think this CD belongs to Mr. Verma.
17:40 That's why he has formed a cricket team so quickly.
17:42 He took Shankar Verma's name.
17:45 Mrs. Verma is a beast!
17:49 A beast!
17:50 Wait a minute, brother.
17:52 You go, but give me this CD.
17:56 I want to see it too.
17:58 [laughs]
17:59 Brother, you are in Qatar.
18:01 Please wait.
18:02 [laughs]
18:04 Oh, man!
18:05 Son, I am your age.
18:09 [laughs]
18:10 [sings]
18:14 [speaks in foreign language]
18:24 [speaks in foreign language]
18:26 [speaks in foreign language]
18:27 Okay, baby.
18:30 [grunts]
18:31 Okay.
18:40 Huh.
18:49 [plays guitar]
18:50 Okay, okay.
19:00 Hey!
19:01 You!
19:02 Wait a minute.
19:03 It's nothing, please.
19:06 Don't tell mom, okay?
19:08 I... Please.
19:09 Madam told me to clean your room.
19:13 Yes.
19:14 Yes.
19:15 Should I clean it?
19:16 Yes.
19:18 Yes.
19:19 I don't have money.
19:22 Huh?
19:23 Money?
19:24 Yes.
19:25 That's too much.
19:27 Do I look like a girl to you?
19:28 Not at all.
19:29 Sorry.
19:31 I...
19:32 [grunts]
19:34 Sorry. Listen.
19:35 Hmm?
19:36 Listen.
19:37 Should I...
19:40 finish...
19:42 what I started?
19:44 What about your 'babita'?
19:46 When there is a 'dalita' in front of me,
19:49 I don't care about 'babita'.
19:50 [laughs]
19:51 [knocks]
19:55 Dhruv!
19:56 [knocks]
19:57 [knocks]
19:58 Shh!
19:59 [yelps]
20:00 Dhruv!
20:01 Dhruv!
20:02 Open the door, Dhruv!
20:04 [knocks]
20:05 Shh!
20:06 [knocks]
20:08 Yes, mom.
20:09 Mom, one second.
20:11 What is it?
20:12 Why does it take so long to open the door?
20:14 Hey, tell me what happened?
20:16 Is Lalita here?
20:17 Yes, she's...
20:18 Oh, shit!
20:19 What is she doing here?
20:23 She was here.
20:24 She must have gone there...
20:26 to clean.
20:27 Did you see?
20:28 That's strange.
20:29 She left without telling us.
20:31 Yes.
20:32 She's a nice girl.
20:33 She does a good job.
20:35 She does a good job.
20:37 She cleans everything.
20:39 What do you mean?
20:41 She cleans everything in the morning.
20:44 Right?
20:45 Did you see?
20:46 Hmm.
20:47 She's a good human being.
20:48 Whatever. Come on.
20:49 Bye, mom. I love you.
20:51 [door slams]
20:52 [Lalita moans]
21:01 Lalita?
21:05 Lalita?
21:07 Shh!
21:08 Lalita?
21:09 Hello?
21:10 Are you okay?
21:11 Okay?
21:18 Then...
21:19 Let's start again.
21:20 Let's start from where we left off.
21:24 [Lalita screams]
21:26 [Lalita screams]
21:27 [Lalita screams]
21:28 [Lalita screams]
21:29 [Lalita screams]
21:31 [Lalita screams]
21:32 [Lalita screams]
21:33 [Lalita screams]
21:34 [Lalita screams]
21:41 [Lalita screams]
21:43 Shit!
21:45 [dramatic music]
21:46 [dramatic music]
21:47 [upbeat music]
21:59 [upbeat music]
22:00 [upbeat music]
22:27 [upbeat music]
22:56 [upbeat music]
22:57 [upbeat music]
23:04 [upbeat music]
23:19 [Lalita laughs]
23:20 [Lalita screams]
23:21 [Lalita screams]
23:22 [dramatic music]
23:23 [dramatic music]
23:24 [dramatic music]
23:25 [BLANK_AUDIO]
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