00:00 I think it was more than that. You got a name?
00:02 I don't have a name yet, but I do have an alias.
00:04 She went by Blondie Baby, so I'm still working on it.
00:07 But he definitely is into someone.
00:09 How so?
00:11 Well, you know how it is when you're in college.
00:13 You text someone, start vibing,
00:15 you ask to meet IRL, then they ghost you.
00:18 And they go to college.
00:21 Wait, for real?
00:22 No. The education system is designed to weed out people who are independent.
00:25 People who think for themselves, won't surrender to the system.
00:28 Okay, see?
00:30 That's some wake-up sheeple wisdom I can get into.
00:32 It's an old Chomsky quote my father would always say to us when we complained.
00:36 Thought your dad was in education.
00:38 My father was full of contradictions.
00:40 What do you got on Blake?
00:41 Well, last Saturday night, just before midnight,
00:45 Blake texted, "I was at a party, watching No Show."
00:48 And she says, "Sorry, something came up.
00:51 Bet you were a sexy cowboy ready to meet."
00:53 She agrees to meet up with him,
00:55 only if you promise to be discreet.
00:56 Then she sent him an address.
00:58 Okay.
00:59 So, he goes to a party.
01:02 He gets stood up, right?
01:04 Leaves his cell phone back at his place.
01:06 And then he goes to meet up with her again.
01:07 Hold tight, I got an encrypted pic coming in.
01:11 Whoa.
01:12 Hello.
01:13 What do you got?
01:14 These are not the type of pics you'd want to get out.
01:17 I got a blonde woman,
01:19 and all kinds of freaky.
01:21 Nudes and garden variety BDSM.
01:24 Well, how the hell do you know what garden variety is?
01:26 She's a student of the world culture.
01:28 Let's just say she's strapped to a bed
01:30 in a room with red lighting.
01:32 I think I was just at that house.
01:33 He was sending her nudes as well?
01:35 How'd you know?
01:36 I saw him on a tablet at that same house.
01:37 Can you send me her photo?
01:38 Just her face will do.
01:40 I'll do you one better.
01:41 I got a name.
01:43 Irene Herzl.
01:45 Sending you the pic now.
01:48 [car engine]
01:51 [car engine]
01:53 [car door slams]
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