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00:16 The aliens have arrived.
00:18 They're vicious and heartless.
00:21 They have caused major destruction all over the globe.
00:25 You must defeat and destroy them.
00:29 All the military forces of the world are on the verge of collapse.
00:33 Goldstein, you are the last line of defense.
00:38 They will conquer the whole world if that happens.
00:41 And this will be the end of humankind.
00:44 This cannot happen.
00:53 Do everything to save our planet.
00:58 [Music]
01:10 Everyone, to your battle stations.
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01:28 Attention all personnel.
01:29 Please check active comforters.
01:31 Colonel Nixon, please report to command center.
01:40 Be good. Be brave.
01:43 Be good. Be brave.
01:46 Be safe. Yes, Ma'am.
01:49 Mark, Jamie, take care.
01:54 Little John.
01:57 Attention all crew, accept the 30-hundred-pound.
01:59 Marian, we're running out of time. Let's go.
02:02 Mark, you're number two.
02:10 Roger.
02:12 Steve, you're number one.
02:13 Okay.
02:15 Big Bert, number three.
02:16 Okay, Ma'am.
02:18 Little John, number four.
02:19 Roger.
02:21 Jamie, five.
02:22 Roger.
02:23 So launch conveyors.
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02:26 Attention all machine launch events.
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02:39 Attention all machine launch events.
02:43 [Music]
02:52 Attention all machine launch events.
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03:11 Attention, launch operation one.
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03:22 Attention, launch operation one.
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03:29 Dr. Smith, we haven't yet mastered the controls here.
03:32 Can you give us like five minutes?
03:35 The controls of that is similar to the flight simulator.
03:38 Steve, what's wrong?
03:40 It's all just the same.
03:41 Steve, take command.
03:44 Mark, you take the second lead.
03:46 Big Bert, you handle weaponry and armaments.
03:50 Jamie, medical and communication.
03:53 Little John, do what you do best, engineering.
03:58 Copy that, best friend.
04:01 [Music]
04:16 Launch.
04:19 [Music]
04:42 Easy boy, easy.
04:44 Mark, you're not a pilot.
04:47 [Music]
04:48 There you go, sir.
04:50 [Music]
04:54 Little John, are you okay?
04:56 I'm okay.
04:58 This is just like the flight simulator of the craft named Falcon.
05:00 Huh? Wait, how did you know that?
05:04 Me? Of course, I hacked it.
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05:09 Guys, did you see the weapons list?
05:14 The weapons list is full of bombs, bazookas, chain lockers, and ultra electromagnetic whip.
05:24 Big Bert, did you just say whip?
05:27 Yeah, let's go get the millions.
05:31 Guys, guys, guys, get your head in the game.
05:34 What is the medical condition of the team?
05:37 Captain Falcon reporting all five biosigns of all team members are okay.
05:42 [Music]
06:02 Holy moly, they're so many.
06:05 Wow.
06:07 Hey, what do you mean wow?
06:10 Can we handle these guys?
06:12 It's too late, we can't handle them.
06:15 Don't worry about your task.
06:17 Just worry about us, the whole world is counting on us.
06:20 Big brother is right, we can't handle them. Let's go.
06:24 Little John, please, don't be too hard on yourself.
06:29 You'll follow big brother, okay?
06:31 Yes, big brother. And mama, don't worry.
06:34 What do you mean don't worry? Of course, I'll worry. You don't have enough training.
06:39 I can do this, this is just like a video game.
06:42 What video game? Oh my God.
06:45 [Music]
06:50 Team, let's engage. Come in, come in.
06:53 [Music]
07:03 Use your weapons.
07:06 Most of the controls are voice activated.
07:09 Oh, cool.
07:12 [Music]
07:19 Turn boomerang.
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07:29 Regan, rockets.
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07:38 Ranger missile.
07:41 [Music]
07:52 Bomber missile.
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08:02 Lander, surrogate.
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08:12 These planet's weapons are so worthless.
08:16 [Music]
08:18 This day will not end and we will defeat them.
08:23 Let's not be so arrogant.
08:25 We haven't won a war yet.
08:28 That's crazy, Draco.
08:30 They have no chance against our army.
08:33 This is not enough.
08:36 I want to see all of those on that planet die.
08:40 Take out our weapons.
08:43 Take out Doku Gaga.
08:46 [Music]
09:00 Do you want to be saved?
09:02 Watch how the Terrans will be defeated in our invasion.
09:09 [Music]
09:14 Sir, we are detecting an alien signature.
09:16 This is the first time we can pick up this signal.
09:19 On screen.
09:22 Alert, aliens detected. Now in Philippine territory.
09:25 [Music]
09:27 Alert, aliens detected. Now in Philippine territory.
09:29 Sir, enemy identification.
09:31 It's a Bosnian beast fighter.
09:33 [Music]
09:35 Send me the coordinates of that beast fighter. Now.
09:38 Yes, sir.
09:41 [Music]
09:48 An alien has lost his commands.
09:51 A beast fighter.
09:53 Beast fighter?
09:55 Their call to our army is so beautiful.
10:00 [Music]
10:04 Draco, continue the command.
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10:50 They will only live longer because they will not be able to open our army.
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