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00:02 -Lyle, I have to talk to you.
00:03 -Did you let the air out of my tires yesterday?
00:05 -Yes, but this isn't about that.
00:06 I went to a restaurant last night.
00:08 -I drove home on four flats. -Perfect. Yes!
00:10 But there was a woman at the restaurant,
00:12 and her name was Mabel.
00:13 -I could've swerved off the road. I could've died.
00:15 -Don't be so dramatic. And why did you keep driving?
00:17 But listen to me. Mabel was Alex.
00:19 You're Alex.
00:21 But she had different hair and no glasses,
00:23 but it was her, and all these nerdy,
00:24 what seemed like co-workers were calling her Mabel.
00:28 -No. -What?
00:30 -I don't know what you're up to, but this is not funny.
00:31 It's too far. -No, no, no.
00:33 -I'm not pulling pranks on your personal life.
00:34 -You ruined my first date with Judy.
00:36 -Good. -I still have pink stuff
00:37 coming out of my -- Look, it doesn't matter, okay?
00:39 Alex isn't who she says she is.
00:41 I tailed her home, but nothing's --
00:42 -You followed my girlfriend home?
00:43 -Did you even do a background check on her?
00:45 -No, I'm not snooping on the woman I am in love with.
00:49 I, of course, looked at her credit score
00:50 and built a minor background portfolio.
00:53 -And? -And nothing.
00:54 Now get out of my office.
00:57 -Oh. Are you kidding? Stop.
01:00 Are you serious? -Sorry.
01:02 Yeah. Sorry.
01:04 I put glue on your stuff.
01:06 -Get out. -Okay, I'm leaving.
01:07 -Out! -I'm going.
01:08 Just don't water that plant.
01:09 -Are you kidding?
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