00:00 I'm a b*tch, I'm a girl, I'm a woman, I'm a whore, I'm a b*tch, I'm a girl, I'm a mother, I'm a whore, I'm a...
00:05 It's just that, pretty much that.
00:06 Hi everybody, I'm Julia Fox and this is Cheap Shots with Cosmo.
00:11 Okay, not sure why all of these were made with the cheap liquor, but they're not right here.
00:18 I am very picky about the alcohol I consume, so I hate this.
00:28 In round one, I'll be taking shots at myself.
00:32 The drinks are Dirty Shirley's.
00:35 Four are made with Top Shelf Vodka and one of them is made with cheap liquor.
00:41 You told Vulture that a ghost lives with you in your NYC apartment.
00:45 Besides that ghost, who's the strangest person you've let into your home?
00:50 I mean, I don't know if it's that strange, but there used to be a really hot junkie on St. Mark's
00:55 and I had a crush on him and then I kind of let him like move in with me and he stole anything
01:01 that wasn't nailed down, but it's okay because he was so hot.
01:04 How long was he there for?
01:05 He was there like on and off because he'd, you know, go be a junkie in the street,
01:10 but he was probably there for like a year.
01:11 Next.
01:15 You're known for your bold fashion choices.
01:18 Name one red carpet look you regret wearing and explain why.
01:22 You know, I feel like in every blender there is a lesson to be learned
01:27 and I don't know if I've had any blenders actually now that you mention it.
01:30 I feel like they were all 10s.
01:32 No, I don't regret any of them.
01:34 Do I have to drink now?
01:35 Yeah.
01:35 But no is the answer.
01:37 Which one of you is cheap?
01:41 That was a good one.
01:50 Okay, tell us about one role you auditioned for but didn't get that you thought you deserved.
01:56 I auditioned for Ivana Trump and I thought I did really good
02:00 and I didn't get it for some reason, but we'll see how that movie turns out.
02:05 Donald.
02:10 I was his first wife.
02:12 I am the first lady.
02:13 I don't know.
02:16 What's one story you had to cut from your memoir, "Down the Drain"?
02:20 I'm trying to think.
02:22 You know, my editor was really nice.
02:25 Like, they really let me put it all in there.
02:28 There wasn't a story that I had to cut.
02:30 Do I have to drink now?
02:32 I think that I don't have to drink.
02:36 In your book, you said you're banned from Bloomingdale's for stealing.
02:42 Where's the wildest place you've ever stolen from and what did you take?
02:47 So there used to be this like crazy drug addict that was like 65 and used to like hang out in
02:52 the Lower East Side.
02:53 I'm not going to say his name because I'm sure a lot of people know him.
02:56 And he was just like really predatory, really weird.
02:59 He'd always like, I was like 18 and he was always trying to hang out with me.
03:03 And one day he lured me to his house because he said he had drugs.
03:07 But when I got there, there weren't any drugs, but there was a Basquiat on the wall.
03:12 And I took it and I ran out with it.
03:15 Well, he was, he had been friends with all those people in his heyday.
03:18 So he had so much of it.
03:19 I don't even think he noticed it was missing.
03:21 Round one complete.
03:24 Round two, timed shots.
03:27 These five shots are Cosmos.
03:29 Four are made with top shelf liquor and one is made with cheap liquor.
03:34 Question one, you performed your debut single "Down the Drain" at the boiler room.
03:38 How many times did you say mother during the performance?
03:41 Tell me how that line goes.
03:43 I'm a bitch, I'm a girl, I'm a woman, I'm a whore, I'm a bitch, I'm a girl, I'm a mother,
03:46 I'm a whore, I'm a bitch, I'm a...
03:48 Eight.
03:49 Was I right?
03:50 Yes!
03:51 Okay.
03:51 You told Vanity Fair that you liked keeping up with the Kardashians before it was cool.
03:57 As an OG fan, tell us what car Kim first bought that she said her sisters could never afford.
04:03 A Bentley.
04:03 You're an Aquarius.
04:09 Name five other celebrity Aquariuses.
04:11 Gucci Mane.
04:12 Oprah.
04:14 Carisha from the City Girls.
04:17 Um...
04:21 Shakira.
04:24 Oh my god, what's the fifth?
04:27 Um...
04:28 I don't know.
04:35 Oh, Paris Hilton!
04:41 I just saw her and we talked about being Aquariuses.
04:43 Ugh, all right.
04:46 No!
04:49 No!
04:51 All right.
05:02 Your memoir came out in 2023.
05:05 Name three other celebrity memoirs that came out that year.
05:07 Britney Spears.
05:10 Paris Hilton.
05:12 Will Smith's wife.
05:14 What's her name again? I forgot.
05:16 Jada Pinkett Smith!
05:17 Sorry, no disrespect. I love her.
05:20 What was your first line in Uncut Gems?
05:24 Oh my god.
05:33 Was I talking to Howard or was I talking to Paloma?
05:35 Okay.
05:36 Do you want to get in the bed and cuddle or do you want to stay mad?
05:41 No.
05:43 I don't know.
05:49 What was it?
05:52 Hey Howie.
05:55 Yeah, I would have never guessed that.
05:57 It's fine.
05:58 Do this little one.
06:00 Okay, not sure why all of these were made with the cheap liquor, but we're okay.
06:06 The game is rigged, guys.
06:08 They're not right here.
06:08 Round three.
06:10 The category is cheap shots.
06:13 I'll be taking literal cheap shots at everyone.
06:16 The drinks are old fashions and four are made with top shelf bourbon and one is made with
06:21 cheap liquor.
06:21 Question one.
06:23 You're known for your iconic glam and fashion.
06:26 Name one celebrity who could use a Julia Fox makeover.
06:33 Well, right now Jojo Siwa.
06:35 She's entering her bad girl era and I don't think people are seeing it as like authentic
06:43 and cool and I think I could really help her.
06:46 Jojo, call me.
06:47 I got you.
06:48 What was the first thing you would do for her?
06:51 Redo everything from the song to the looks to the makeup to the hair.
06:56 It was good, but I think she could push it even more, you know?
07:00 Yeah, but she's beautiful and stunning and I love her.
07:05 Question two.
07:06 Your co-hosting OMG Fashion.
07:08 Rank these design competition hosts from most to least iconic.
07:12 Gigi Hadid, Heidi Klum, Tan France.
07:15 This is hard, guys.
07:17 Hold on a second.
07:18 I need a refresher.
07:19 Who's Tan France?
07:21 Oh, Tan France.
07:23 I knew it was him.
07:24 I just needed to double check.
07:25 I'm gonna say Heidi Klum because she was on it Project Runway like from the very beginning
07:32 and when I think of celebrity design competition shows, I just think Heidi Klum.
07:38 Second iconic, Gigi Hadid because she's Gigi Hadid and she's iconic with or without a fashion
07:46 design competition show.
07:48 And then I'm gonna have to say Tan France not because he's not iconic, but because I
07:51 couldn't even remember like who he was in the moment.
07:54 But he's really major and I've watched him so long.
07:59 But you know, ADHD, the memory, you know.
08:02 So I think that's fair.
08:04 Question three.
08:06 You've had many public relationships.
08:08 Which of your exes is the most cringe?
08:11 Like all of them, guys.
08:13 They're all really embarrassing from my baby daddy to the other one.
08:20 Probably my drug dealer boyfriend that like kidnapped me when I was in high school and
08:28 didn't let me leave his house.
08:29 Cringe.
08:30 Okay, question four.
08:32 You said you dye your eyebrows blonde because it's a man repellent.
08:37 Name three insufferable men who you want to repel.
08:40 This is easy.
08:41 Andrew Tate.
08:43 Hate him.
08:43 Donald Trump.
08:45 Hate him.
08:46 And then the third man, probably that guy on Fox News.
08:52 Tucker Carlson.
08:53 Hate him.
08:54 I would probably just be like, you're just so jealous because deep down you want to be
09:07 me and you want to be a woman.
09:09 And that's why you want to tear us down at every corner because you know that once we
09:13 rule the world, men like you won't exist.
09:15 Question five.
09:17 In 2023, you told Vanity Fair that you think Pete Davidson needs to see a dominatrix.
09:22 Name three other celebs who would benefit from a dominatrix.
09:26 That Ezra Miller.
09:28 One.
09:28 Let's see.
09:29 I'm gonna say Diddy.
09:31 But not for the same reasons as Pete Davidson.
09:34 Just because he needs a good ass whooping by a woman.
09:38 What was the reason Pete Davidson needs one?
09:40 Just because I feel like it'd be really cathartic for him.
09:43 You know, I feel like he has a lot of emotion and sometimes it's really just like liberating
09:50 to give up the reins and just let someone else steer the ship for an hour and $200.
09:58 There's so many I don't even know.
10:03 Like, it's like I don't know men.
10:05 I don't keep track of men.
10:06 I don't know their names as we've seen.
10:08 I just like don't really know what men are doing on this earth.
10:12 Unless they're gay.
10:13 Any good ideas, guys?
10:15 I don't want to take another shot of this shitty liquor.
10:17 I'm just gonna say Donald Trump again.
10:21 The end.
10:22 Thanks for watching me on Cheap Shots and don't forget to tune in to OMG Fashion on E!
10:30 [music]
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