00:00 Tomorrow.
00:02 F*ck tomorrow's prom and we don't have dates!
00:04 Don't! The perfect excuse not to go!
00:07 Uh, we are absolutely going.
00:09 Do you know how much of my college fund I spent on two dresses, lashes, shoes?
00:14 I got a Brazilian, Hannah. I don't even know what that is.
00:16 Did you know you have hair in your a**hole?
00:18 It is f*cked up down there!
00:19 Okay, we are going to prom and we are getting new dates tonight.
00:22 It is 9pm, Jessica.
00:24 Prom pact.
00:25 Stop.
00:26 Prom pact.
00:28 Oh, you want to compare scars?
00:30 Cause this...
00:32 landed me in 10 months of therapy
00:34 after my mom thought I tried to publicly commit suicide.
00:37 We promised that no matter what, this would be our night.
00:41 Yay!
00:42 I can't wait to go to prom with my boyfriend.
00:44 If I'm not dating someone by senior year,
00:46 I'm going to drink bleach and blast social media
00:48 so I can get a date with Taylor Lautner.
00:51 I wish I thought of that.
00:53 That's just one part of the perfect prom night.
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