00:00It's Jetsmith, isn't it?
00:02Bloody good actor.
00:04Onto a waltz at the geezers.
00:06Top of the tree.
00:08I bet he's loaded.
00:10He ain't washing no dishes.
00:12Everyone starts somewhere.
00:14Look, all I'm saying, lads,
00:16is as the producer,
00:18we need this all out of timekeeping, yeah?
00:20Welcome to Canby Video Lecture, Mr Gordon.
00:22Can't you make that camera look a bit bigger or something?
00:24I don't know.
00:26It's all about image in this game, isn't it?
00:28And now a little bit about me.
00:30What did you expect, boss?
00:32Get him to do a Nick Cage act or something?
00:34Well, love, we're making progress.
00:36Oh, progress, yeah?
00:38How about you make some money?
00:40Shoot went well today, Dad.
00:42Some smart bloke who does accounts and that.
00:44You boys do what you enjoy doing
00:46and the money will take care of itself.
00:48This is bollocks.
00:50Can't use this.
00:52Have a tea break, is it?
00:54I'm just talking to movies.
00:56I'm talking to those piece-of-shit videos you make.
00:58I quit. I don't need a manager
01:00because I'm getting out of the video business.
01:02We're filmmakers, right?
01:04I am. You quit, remember?
01:06Why don't we make a movie?
01:10Will I have a screenwriter?
01:12All professional, like.
01:14Neil's got an idea for funding.
01:16Big telly.
01:18It's not a huge amount of money.
01:20I don't know if you can make a movie with it.
01:22How much?
01:24I'm talking about family.
01:26Yeah?
01:28A video production outfit
01:30is making a splash on the island.
01:32Really got to hit them hard in the bollocks,
01:34do you know what I mean?
01:36You touch him again and I'll be calling Craig
01:38to bring down his boys with their pitchforks.
01:40I was wondering whether there was
01:42a more subtle way to open the film.
01:44You can't go back out there, Andy.
01:46All the nail guns in the world won't stop these blokes.
01:48Let's do a deal.
01:50You know there's not enough room in Essex
01:52Yeah, I do.
01:54Oh. My. God.
01:56Nice place to retire.
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