6'9" 300lb Wrestler VS. 6'4'' 400lb Repair Man Fighting In A Main Event Tonight... WHO YA GOT?

Rough N' Rowdy

Rough N' Rowdy | Rough N' Rowdy

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00:00All right, everybody, it's Large from Large Valuable Promotions.

00:06On behalf of Rough and Rowdy, I'm in beautiful North Bergen, New Jersey, the home of Jim

00:11J. Braddock, for those who are fans of the Cinderella Man movie, and I'm here to talk

00:15to Bruno El Oso Blanco.

00:17He's going to be fighting on the card of Rough and Rowdy against a big, fat, 400-pound guy.

00:21I'm going to talk to him about some wrestling.

00:22I'm going to talk to him about some boxing.

00:24We're just going to mix some stuff up.

00:26What's up, brother?

00:27How are you?

00:28What's up, man?

00:29State of Fitness Boxing, this is his trainer, Desmond.

00:32This is an old-school boxing place.

00:34This is a place where boxing is born.

00:36I can't wait to get in here and chop it up.

00:46I need a heater?

00:47If I need a heater, I got a heater.

00:50How tall are you?

00:516'9".

00:526'9", and you can't beat that.

00:55Thank you.

00:56All right, so this is actually the second time we're meeting.

00:58But the first time we met, I let you down.

01:00I dragged your giant ass out to Providence, Rhode Island, for Rough and Rowdy.

01:05We had it all set up.

01:06We had a 7-foot German to fight you.

01:09And it was going along as planned.

01:10We did the weigh-in.

01:11What are you going to do?

01:12You ain't 7 foot!

01:13You ain't 7 foot!

01:15You lying ass motherfucker!

01:17Go back to Germany, puto!

01:19Hijo de la gran puta!

01:21Te voy a matar, hijo de la puta!

01:23Te voy a matar!

01:24Te voy a matar con yo!

01:27And then something happened overnight.

01:29Guy caught a little bit of, I think what you call the Cuban flu.

01:31Cuban flu.

01:32Yeah, so he never showed up the next day.

01:33I don't want to call the guy a coward, but shoe fits wear it.

01:36Anybody, any fucking wear it, bro!

01:38This fucking German drove up from Kentucky to piss his fucking pants!

01:42So you had to go home without a fight.

01:44And I promised you that I'd get you a fight at the next Rough and Rowdy.

01:47His name is, he's got a great name.

01:50He's from Porkville, Maryland.

01:51Yeah.

01:52Porkville, Maryland.

01:53Porkville.

01:54Yeah, his name is Dalton Diesel Konknovich.

01:57I have nothing against Dalton.

01:58I'm sure you're about to have something against Dalton.

02:00But he's a 400 pounder.

02:02This is going to look essentially like the number 10.

02:04Right?

02:05So how do you feel about going in there against Diesel?

02:07I signed up to fight.

02:08Right.

02:09I don't care how big they are, how small they are, how fat they are.

02:12It doesn't matter to me.

02:13I want to fight.

02:14That's why I signed up, right?

02:15Okay, yeah, absolutely.

02:16Let's talk about trash talk.

02:17Dalton Diesel Konknovich.

02:20When I knock you down, I'll hit you with a frickin' life alert for you, alright?

02:25Let me tell you about the old folks I was taking care of.

02:29Now that's the whole play for him.

02:32That you're an older dude.

02:33How old of a guy are you?

02:34I'm 38.

02:35You think a 400 pounder at 27's got more in the tank than you at 37?

02:38The 7 footer who was 24 backed out on the fight.

02:41And that was the big German.

02:42That's another question I want to talk to you.

02:44You're a big Cuban.

02:45Very proud Cuban.

02:46Very.

02:47El Oso Blanco.

02:48Yes, sir.

02:49The white bear.

02:50Your favorite sandwich is a Cuban.

02:51The whole goddamn thing.

02:52Sir.

02:53So, I think you were quoted as saying this, that Germans are pussies.

02:58Pretty much.

02:59Okay.

03:00Alright, so let's talk about the wrestling thing.

03:01After Providence, the following week, you had had a gig near me.

03:05So I brought my whole family.

03:06Yeah, I appreciate that.

03:07We sat right inside.

03:08I thought it was awesome.

03:09It was just a great night.

03:10Like an old school feel.

03:11There was a guy tapping beers and solo cups.

03:13I will tell you though, traditional boxers don't necessarily do well in rough and rowdy.

03:19And part of rough and rowdy is knowing that you can get away with some pushes.

03:22You can get away with a lot more than pushes sometimes.

03:25Oh my God!

03:27Oh my God!

03:29Slams his opponent through the mat.

03:32Now, for the first time, Lord Brown takes control.

03:35Oh!

03:36What is that?

03:37That is a hip toss.

03:38No, no, no.

03:39That is a complete judo hip toss.

03:40Dave, you gotta fight.

03:41You gotta fight to let them keep fighting.

03:42What is that?

03:43Oh, he pushed him!

03:45Oh, Dave!

03:49Oh my God!

03:51Oh!

03:52And they're into the...

03:56And up and again!

03:57Into the cookies.

03:58And up and again!

03:59He's squished it in the air!

04:01Hope you're enjoying the video.

04:03Stay tuned to see why Large looks like this right now.

04:05And make sure to get Wicked Tea Pirate Water at DrinkPirateWater.com, Circle K, Walmart,

04:11or order on GoPuff.

04:13Large?

04:15I'm sorry.

04:16Robbie, I gotta be honest.

04:17I don't recommend you ever getting in with a 6'9 Cuban, but if you do, I recommend you

04:21bring plenty of Pirate Water.

04:23All right, so I talk about the legality of rough and rowdy fighting and how you can dance

04:28the lines of what's legal and what's not in boxing.

04:31I can tell you, you can't throw anybody into a fucking tree.

04:34Why would you do that in the first place?

04:36You piss me off.

04:38Okay.

04:39I also have a small promotion company, and it's called LVP, Large's Valuable Promotions.

04:44Very small, stable.

04:46We started with Amesbury, Daniel Amesbury, Diamond Hands.

04:50Yes, sir.

04:51Tough as nails, minor league hockey player.

04:53Throws haymakers.

04:55Also handlebars.

04:56Yeah.

04:57Has no center of gravity once you get him off his skates, right?

04:59I mean, the guy's basically cemented into the ground.

05:02And then the second guy I have is Joe Magovro, who's the Black Italian Stein.

05:06Yes, sir.

05:07I actually was in the room with him for the last one.

05:09We shared a locker together.

05:10Yeah.

05:11Great guy.

05:12I would love for you to be the third member of that crew, Large Valuable Productions.

05:15There is zero money involved in it.

05:17I made sure of that because I lost all my money in the market.

05:20But I would great to have you in the stable.

05:22Before you say yes or no, you need to know there is a competing promoter within the ranks.

05:27His name is Jersey Jerry.

05:28He likes to take a lot of low lives, though.

05:30Jersey Jerry is more for these headline guys who get suspended quite a bit and stuff.

05:35So your choice.

05:36Want to be part of LVP, and what do you have to say to being part of Jersey Jerry Promotions?

05:40I'd like to, first of all, fuck Jersey Jerry.

05:42You heard it.

05:43So there's my answer to that one.

05:45And second of all, I'm surprised that you didn't ask me the first time we were together.

05:49Well, I didn't get to see you in the ring, and I still haven't gotten to see you in the ring.

05:52But you saw me have a guy shit his pants and not show up to the building without even throwing a punch.

05:57Listen, my wife has a ton of regrets.

05:59I only have one, and my first regret is not signing you the first day.

06:02And since you're fighting a guy who's smaller than you, which I am, and heavier than you, which I am,

06:07but I'm not 400 pounds, I'm going to come out here.

06:10I'm going to try to give you some tips on how to beat up a fat bastard.

06:13And maybe you can give me an idea of what you're going to do to keep this guy at bay and possibly knock him out.

06:43I'm going to try to give you an idea of what you're going to do to keep this guy at bay and possibly knock him out.

07:13I'm going to try to give you an idea of what you're going to do to keep this guy at bay and possibly knock him out.

07:16I'm going to try to give you an idea of what you're going to do to keep this guy at bay and possibly knock him out.

07:19I'm going to try to give you an idea of what you're going to do to keep this guy at bay and possibly knock him out.

07:22I'm going to try to give you an idea of what you're going to do to keep this guy at bay and possibly knock him out.

07:25I'm going to try to give you an idea of what you're going to do to keep this guy at bay and possibly knock him out.

07:28I'm going to try to give you an idea of what you're going to do to keep this guy at bay and possibly knock him out.

07:31I'm going to try to give you an idea of what you're going to do to keep this guy at bay and possibly knock him out.

07:35ING BREAK

07:45That's enough of the boxing bullshit.

07:48This is El Oso Blanco and they've started to call me Chase Soblanco.

07:51I don't know what that means.

07:54But we kind of established that boxing

07:57he seems to have cover.

08:00Is there a wrestling move you've got in the back of your mind

08:03might use for this guy when it goes or if it goes down.

08:07Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

08:09listen, RuffinRowdy24 is going to be in for my teeth

08:12at the Armory Wednesday night, all right?

08:14Oh!

08:15Oh!

08:16Oh!

08:17Oh!

08:18Oh!

08:18I think I heard something snap.

08:20Somebody call my wife.

08:21Desmond, can you give me another one of those pirate orders?

08:23RuffinRowdy24, we're going to be in West Virginia.

08:26BuyRNR.com.

08:28Come see also Blanco take on the world.

08:32Go fuck yourself, Bruno.

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