00:00 *sad music*
00:05 *doorbell*
00:06 *music*
00:07 Hello, I'd like a...
00:09 Ok Boomer!
00:10 *music*
00:13 Have a nice day!
00:14 *music*
00:20 *screaming*
00:23 *music*
00:24 Fast!
00:25 *music*
00:28 *music*
00:36 Wow! I love the concept!
00:38 *music*
00:40 Hey, I got the package!
00:42 And in French, what does it mean?
00:43 I got the package!
00:44 Ok, I'll be there in 2 minutes.
00:45 *music*
00:50 *music*
00:53 *car engine*
00:56 *music*
00:59 *music*
01:01 *doorbell*
01:02 *screaming*
01:03 I did it as fast as I could! I took the plane!
01:04 Ok, I don't give a shit. Come sit down.
01:06 Ok, you have in front of you the controller of Cyril MP4.
01:09 You'll be able to relive all his best actions, but before touching it, be careful to...
01:14 *music*
01:43 *thud*
01:44 *music*
01:46 Dude!
01:47 It was awesome!
01:48 Awesome, I tell you!
01:49 I made my air-hobby die!
01:50 Where's the fun in this?
01:51 Go break your controller!
01:52 You know how many hours of travel I've done to get here?
01:54 *mumbling*
01:55 That's how I hear you when you talk, ok?
01:57 So now you're gonna relax and let the pro do his thing.
01:59 *music*
02:22 Dude, it was awesome!
02:23 Awesome, I tell you!
02:24 I killed so many people, I think you're the one who should take the responsibility.
02:26 What do you mean? I'm taking the responsibility?
02:27 I did exactly what you told me to do!
02:28 No, wait.
02:29 You never told me what I was supposed to do!
02:30 You're trying to confuse me, right?
02:31 You want to keep the controller just for you?
02:32 No, you're the one who didn't listen to me!
02:34 Before you touched the controller, I was telling you to follow the instructions
02:37 that are explained in this little VHS.
02:39 *music*
02:43 Well, Chronopost has finally done its job by delivering you this beautiful package.
02:46 Containing a smaller package.
02:48 No, I'm kidding, there's never been a smaller package.
02:49 So don't look for smaller packages.
02:51 There's none.
02:52 There's just one package containing the controller of Cyril MP4.
02:54 And when you touch it, it will make you relive his best actions.
02:57 But be careful, it only works if you think hard about the...
02:59 *music*
03:01 And if you don't do it, you'll instantly die of atrocious suffering.
03:04 No, I'm kidding, it's just not going to work.
03:05 Oh my, what are we laughing about?
03:06 Oh, okay, I think I got it.
03:08 I'll focus and try again.
03:09 *music*
03:12 *music*
03:39 *music*
03:51 *moaning*
03:53 *sigh*
03:54 So, did you like it?
03:58 I've never enjoyed it as much, buddy.
03:59 How did you like this little package?
04:01 Well, it's very simple.
04:02 Let me tell you.
04:03 Six months ago, Cyril organized a auction.
04:07 It gathered a lot of subscribers, including me.
04:09 During this event, he sold me this mysterious controller.
04:12 And after two seconds of fierce fighting, the controller was mine.
04:16 But instead of giving it to me directly, he told me with his ear.
04:18 "Magic is this controller. You'll receive the package. And you'll listen to VHS."
04:23 Oh, okay. I didn't know Cyril spoke like Yoda.
04:26 Life doesn't make you a monk, buddy.
04:27 So, do you want to have one last kiss?
04:28 A little, if you want.
04:29 *music*
04:36 *music*
04:40 *gunshot*
04:41 Wow!
04:42 *radio*
04:45 No, wait!
04:46 Cyril, it's not a controller player!
04:48 It's a keyboard player!
04:49 Oh, man!
04:51 I was pranking you!
04:53 *music*
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