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Robot Chicken - Godzilla teaches Godzilla Jr - It's time to teach Godzilla Jr. the ropes

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00:00 So why are you here?

00:02 I want to destroy cities and rid the streets of weaponry.

00:05 Yeah, but why are you really here?

00:09 I want to be king of the monsters.

00:11 There you go.

00:12 Now, if you stick with me, you'll make it.

00:14 But you got to unlearn that bullsh*t that they teach you on Monster Island now,

00:18 'cause that sh*t'll get you killed out here.

00:20 I'll do anything you want me to do.

00:22 My listener, now how's your Japanese?

00:24 Not that good.

00:25 Well, you learn that sh*t then, brother, 'cause that sh*t'll get you killed.

00:28 These motherf*ckers out there be plottin' all types of sh*t on you.

00:32 Hey, yo, Mazinger, you got my stuff?

00:35 Yo, what you need, Zillow?

00:36 Check it out, I got rocket-firing hands, I got rockets for your shoulders and legs.

00:39 Man, my sh*t is tight.

00:40 Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout.

00:42 Well, anyway...

00:43 What did you do?

00:45 Justifiable homicide in the line of duty.

00:47 No, that was murder.

00:48 Open your eyes, son.

00:49 That man was your friend, and you killed him like a fly.

00:52 Why is he my friend, huh?

00:54 Because he knows my name.

00:55 Mazinger sold guns and rockets.

00:57 The world is a better place without him anyway.

00:59 Now get your ass in the car.

01:00 No way, man. I'm gettin' reassigned.

01:02 Well, you do that.

01:03 You tell them what I did. I don't give a damn, 'cause I got news for you.

01:07 King Kong ain't got sh*t on me.

01:10 (chomping)