00:00 - What's up, guys?
00:02 I'm on social media a lot.
00:04 And I was dating a model.
00:06 I was following a model.
00:08 And, um, listen to me.
00:10 The sun is basically the cops for white people.
00:14 Following us around everywhere we go,
00:16 fucking with us 'cause of the color of our skin,
00:18 killing our cousins for no reason.
00:20 And then when I tell my black friends
00:22 that the sun killed my cousin, they're like,
00:24 "Well, what was he wearing?"
00:26 Some of the greatest things that have ever happened on Earth
00:28 were created by psychopaths and drug addicts.
00:31 - Ah! - Like Sigmund Freud.
00:33 Open cocaine.
00:35 By the way, most of Freud's books should be called this.
00:37 Maybe the cocaine talk.
00:38 Yep, yep, yep, yep.
00:39 And I want everyone to have great mental health.
00:41 - Yes, yes, yes, yes!
00:43 - But not athletes.
00:44 You know what I call an athlete with good mental health?
00:46 An assistant coach is what I call him.
00:49 [laughter]
00:50 You better stick to landing, you little bitch.
00:53 [laughter]
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