00:00 (upbeat music)
00:02 - Mom had a nervous breakdown.
00:10 - Whoa, and now she has to go to Thailand
00:12 to an immersive two month yoga meditation retreat.
00:15 So we've been at a whole house ourselves?
00:17 We finna live like white kids.
00:18 ♪ We crank it up ♪
00:21 - I'm Ms. Sturek, the babysitter.
00:26 - Thank you, Ms. Sturek.
00:27 There goes my summer.
00:29 (gunshot)
00:30 - I know how to discipline you.
00:32 I watch Madea movies.
00:33 - No more of this garbage.
00:36 Where do you think you're going?
00:38 Get that crap out of your system.
00:40 - Do something, bro.
00:41 - I know you said no guests,
00:42 but we had already invited our church friends
00:44 for Bible study.
00:45 - Oh, and you might hear music, but it's Christian hip hop.
00:48 - Hip hop ruined the blacks.
00:49 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
00:51 ♪ We crank it up ♪
00:51 ♪ Crank it up, crank it up, crank it up, crank it up ♪
00:54 (knocking)
00:58 - Good morning, Mrs. Sturek.
01:00 - Mrs. Sturek?
01:01 - Crank it up.
01:02 - Sweet, my first dead body.
01:04 - I'm for sure going to juvie.
01:05 - We're hungry.
01:07 - You gotta get a job.
01:09 - Rose Lenti?
01:10 - Unless you're my ex-boyfriend or my ex-boyfriend's wife.
01:12 - I am the executive assistant
01:14 to the chief executive officer.
01:15 - Bring it in, sis.
01:16 Whoa, A-frame hugs only.
01:18 I didn't spend three hours
01:19 in that sexual harassment course for nothing.
01:21 - You're screwed.
01:22 - I have a date.
01:24 - Nothing past second base.
01:26 - We don't need another mouth to feed.
01:28 ♪ I like the bonding ♪
01:29 - You all live here?
01:30 - Along with our mom.
01:31 She's not here.
01:32 She's out on a very deserving spa day.
01:34 - I'm high as hell.
01:35 ♪ I can't believe it's right in front of me ♪
01:37 - What is that job doing to you?
01:38 - I just have so much responsibility right now.
01:40 - Die!
01:41 ♪ I'm glad I came ♪
01:43 - DJ, drop the music!
01:44 (thud)
01:45 (coughing)
01:46 ♪ So I'm not just ♪
01:47 - Happy hour?
01:48 (yelling)
01:49 ♪ I'm here to catch a vibe ♪
01:52 ♪ Let's get started ♪
01:54 ♪ This good life of good times ♪
01:56 - You're having parties without me?
01:57 - Help out.
01:58 - You're a goddamn dish, man!
01:59 (glass shattering)
02:01 - Dishes are done, man.
02:03 ♪ Nothing can stop me ♪
02:06 [BLANK_AUDIO]
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