Demetri Deconstructed | movie | 2024 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

Demetri Martin's 7th comedy standup special. | dG1fc2d1aVBqNlZYOGM

Transcript

00:00 I love going to concerts.

00:01 I love seeing my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front of me.

00:05 What'd you say?

00:11 Horses have mullets.

00:12 My friend asked me if I ever went swimming with dolphins.

00:21 I said, "Yeah, definitely. I mean, what distance are we talking about from the dolphins?"

00:24 I'm pretty sure I swam with all of them the last time I was in the oceans.

00:28 [laughter]

00:30 This is a calendar-based drawing, so this is yesterday, actually.

00:37 [laughter]

00:39 [laughter]

00:41 [music]

00:43 [music]

00:45 [music]

00:48 [clapping]

00:50 [clapping]

00:53 [clapping]

00:55 (dramatic music)

00:57 (dramatic music)