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Audience Main Aya Mehman Le aya Arzi ki Gari,Gari Nay Bataya Arzi nay Craine Say Chalang Kiyu Mari
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00:00 "Wake up, wake up."
00:03 Welcome back, viewers.
00:04 - Yes, Irza. - Mr. Haroon, I just remembered.
00:06 Abid was saying that you are getting more and more chits.
00:10 It's been a long time since we asked how is the treatment going with Dr. Shaukat.
00:14 Do you know that Dr. Shaukat fought a lot that day when he left the clinic?
00:19 - Why? - He said, "Now I will peel off your skin."
00:22 And he gave all the medicines to him and you became mine.
00:28 And the last advice I have for you is that don't go near him anymore
00:32 because your skin has already become very thin.
00:34 - Let's go to the audience. - Even I thought the same while looking at the mirror.
00:37 - What? - No one has the right to be so beautiful.
00:40 - Let's go to the audience now. - Come on.
00:44 - Hello. - Hello.
00:49 - I want to dedicate a poem to madam. - To madam?
00:51 - Yes. - Okay.
00:53 - Wow. - If she is madam, then your greetings were natural.
00:58 - Yes. - Yes.
00:59 A beautiful princess will adorn with you.
01:02 - Wow. - Wow.
01:04 - Wow. - Wow.
01:05 - Of course. - Of course.
01:06 - I remember. - I remember.
01:07 If you are waiting for me, go and see that guy and return my share.
01:11 She is so beautiful.
01:16 By the way, if you look at Zeeshan, it seems that he has been fraudulent.
01:20 And you haven't seen Zeeshan before marriage.
01:24 - Yes. - That's a matter of life.
01:26 By the way, let me honor one thing.
01:29 Zeeshan was beautiful and smart even before marriage.
01:31 - Really? - Instead of 'Bhi'.
01:35 - Instead of 'Bhi', say 'Hee'. - In fact, that 'Hee'.
01:38 - That poem is left in the middle. - Okay, tell me.
01:42 - A beautiful princess will adorn with you. - Yes.
01:45 My colour is black, my image is also bad for you.
01:48 Wow.
01:53 I understood it after seeing your 'Gita'.
01:57 I want to announce one thing.
02:00 I don't like fair skin of men.
02:03 - Congratulations. - You are right.
02:06 It's written in fate.
02:08 - I have broken 10 engagements. - Why?
02:12 Whenever I see a girl, I say the same thing.
02:15 A beautiful princess will adorn with your daughter.
02:18 She says, 'I will go there.'
02:20 She said, 'Yes' to Charlie's 'Pulao'.
02:24 - Yes. - I want to do poetry.
02:30 - Write. - You should try to write.
02:32 - My name is Gulfam. - Okay, God bless you.
02:36 Mr. Gulfam, you want to do poetry.
02:39 - Do you want guidance? - No.
02:41 - You want to recite? - Yes.
02:42 Okay, recite it.
02:44 - When you come... - Wow.
02:47 When you come, the world is beautiful.
02:51 You don't say that you love me.
02:54 You don't say that you love me.
02:56 But your smile is a sign.
02:58 Wow.
03:02 It was a beautiful poem.
03:05 I have seen the world and you are the world.
03:10 - How can I see you? - Turn around.
03:15 The angel smiles at everything the deceased says.
03:19 What is this sign?
03:20 - I can see you from here. - Yes.
03:23 - I am here. - She thinks the deceased is mad.
03:26 - Really? - She thinks she is a fool.
03:30 Next. Very good.
03:34 - Hello. - Hello.
03:36 My name is Abdullah and I want to recite a poem.
03:38 - Wow. - Go ahead.
03:40 - It is more important to come back. - Okay.
03:43 It is more important to come back than to breathe.
03:47 - Wow. - Wow.
03:50 But why only in these days?
03:52 Cardiology was included.
03:54 - Next. - Hello.
03:58 - Hello. - My name is Usman Riyad.
04:00 - I will recite a poem. - Okay.
04:02 My brother will get married and he will have a girl.
04:05 He will have a boy but he will have a girl.
04:08 A person is smoking and he will have a girl.
04:11 He will have a girl.
04:14 Brother, there are people on the road.
04:16 I asked what happened.
04:17 He said, "I saw you on the bus."
04:20 He said, "It is written there, 'You cross my way.'
04:22 - Wow. - More.
04:27 There is a bag in front of the gutter.
04:28 I said, "My Tandoor has water in it."
04:30 Wow.
04:32 Next.
04:35 My name is Zohaib Sagar.
04:37 - Zohaib Sagar. - Yes.
04:39 You are either a poet or a singer.
04:41 You can say that I am a struggler singer.
04:43 I am working hard.
04:44 Okay, I will say it.
04:45 I will recite my song.
04:49 Yes, recite it.
04:50 "I can't live without you."
04:54 "How do you know that I am not alive?"
05:01 "Don't trouble me like this."
05:08 "I will forget my beauty."
05:13 Wow.
05:13 "Don't make me cry like this."
05:20 "I will forget my beauty."
05:24 "I will forget my beauty."
05:28 "I will forget my beauty."
05:33 - Wow. - Wow.
05:36 Yes.
05:39 - Greetings, Mr. Madan. - Greetings.
05:41 - My name is Asim. - Yes.
05:42 I want to do a comedy.
05:44 Oh.
05:45 The comedy will be on Erza Khan's car.
05:48 Oh.
05:50 Sir, Erza Khan's car was parked outside near the gutter.
05:54 Okay.
05:55 So I have brought her inside.
05:57 Show me. Where is she?
05:58 - I would like to show you. - Yes.
06:00 - I would like to stand here and answer questions. - Yes, come.
06:03 - Perform. - Yes.
06:04 - This is Erza Khan's car. - Very good.
06:06 - I would like to ask her.. - Keep it straight.
06:07 Zeeshan is sitting inside.
06:09 Don't worry. He is sitting inside.
06:14 Zeeshan is sitting inside one door.
06:18 He comes out of the other door and says, "It was a long journey."
06:21 Yes.
06:24 Sir, I would like to ask the car why it doesn't come out.
06:27 - The car will tell you. - Yes.
06:29 Yes. Why doesn't it come out?
06:32 Sir, she says, "Once I got clothes from London and sold them."
06:35 "I didn't pay and it ran away."
06:37 "I found the guy and the car didn't come out."
06:41 - You know the car. - Yes.
06:44 - Tell me. - Sir, once I got out of the car and got unconscious.
06:47 Yes.
06:48 The guy came to collect money.
06:50 He said, "What do I do now?"
06:51 He acted and he fell down.
06:55 - I did a podcast on behalf of Mr. Agah. - Yes.
06:58 So, the things he said in the car are also recorded in the car.
07:00 - About Mr. Agah. - Yes. Tell me. What did he say?
07:03 Yes. What did he say about Mr. Agah?
07:05 So, he is asking all the things under the car.
07:08 He said that he is happy that Doraemon exists.
07:12 Okay.
07:15 He said that he ate all the food and he said, "Eat. I will count."
07:19 - He is talking about the car. - Yes.
07:22 Yes. He is talking about the car.
07:24 He said, "My brother, Shalwar Kameez, made a parrot out of the car."
07:27 "It is a useless car."
07:28 He said that he told Mr. Charlie that he will get money from the program.
07:35 Yes.
07:35 He went to the village to collect money.
07:37 He got a bag and two bags.
07:39 Yes.
07:40 He said, "I don't get upset. I am a Chima."
07:42 Okay. Charlie was beaten up a lot in a village.
07:46 - Why? - Why?
07:46 - I won't tell you. - No.
07:51 - I am very happy. - Very nice.
07:53 - Very nice. - Thank you.
07:55 Viewers, this was today's show.
07:56 We will meet you in the next show.
07:58 Take care of yourselves.
07:59 Goodbye.
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