00:00 No, Delilah, honey, I-I did not check the results
00:02 because I don't need a test to tell me who I am.
00:05 Okay, I will check. I will check. I promise.
00:10 I love you, too.
00:13 What?
00:14 Just waiting to see what you're gonna check.
00:16 Yeah. What test tells you who you are?
00:19 Online genealogy.
00:21 Delilah just found out that she's 6% Chilean,
00:24 so we have all of a sudden booked
00:26 a summer vacation in Santiago.
00:28 First of all, you're gonna love it.
00:29 And since when is Tim McGee cool with his DNA
00:32 roaming around some database?
00:33 Oh, I'm not, but, uh, you know,
00:35 I've learned that the key to a happy marriage,
00:37 sometimes you got to pick your battles.
00:39 My sister and I just did a DNA test over Christmas.
00:41 No surprises there.
00:43 Just, uh, plain old Chinese and Dutch.
00:45 So boring.
00:46 You're not boring, and neither are you.
00:49 Why don't you check those results, man?
00:52 All right, fine, I'll check it.
00:53 But I'm telling you, I already know
00:55 that the McGees are 100% Irish.
00:56 My aunt tried to get me to join the family dance group,
00:59 but because I can't not move my arms when I dance,
01:01 I switched to tap.
01:02 [ Cellphone rings ]
01:04 Uh, so what's the verdict?
01:06 Well, so far, this is actually pretty spot-on.
01:09 I don't like cilantro. I've got attached earlobes.
01:12 Wait, DNA can tell you that?
01:13 Has Casey taught you nothing?
01:15 [ Cellphone rings ]
01:17 [ Dramatic music plays ]
01:18 It says 22% Danish.
01:20 Oh, look, see? Now you get to trade in your tap shoes
01:22 for clocks.
01:23 [ Laughs ]
01:24 [ Cellphone rings ]
01:27 No, this can't be.
01:28 Okay, look, it's not that bad being Danish.
01:30 No, no, no, I don't mean that part.
01:32 What does it mean when it says "new family connection"?
01:34 [ Cellphone clicks ]
01:35 Oh.
01:36 Okay, here comes the long-lost cousin.
01:38 [ Cellphone rings ]
01:39 [ Cellphone rings ]
01:41 [BLANK_AUDIO]
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