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00:00 "Wake up, wake up."
00:03 Welcome back, viewers.
00:05 We have Dr. Tahir Shaheer with us.
00:07 Yes.
00:08 And you know he is a very naughty man.
00:10 God bless.
00:11 So let's hear some mischief from him.
00:14 Yes, of course.
00:14 When you have such a beautiful woman with you,
00:17 how can a person write poetry?
00:19 When am I writing poetry?
00:21 I am talking about the doctor.
00:24 Doctor, you come here and recite poetry.
00:26 No one in the hospital listens to it.
00:28 He is not that doctor.
00:30 He thinks that the doctor is only for the patients.
00:33 Mr. Haroon, I can't compete with the doctor in poetry.
00:38 Then forget it.
00:40 Yes, doctor. So what have you got?
00:45 Two lines.
00:46 The next five years of youth will be filled with sorrow.
00:49 Wow. - Yes.
00:49 Wow. Very good.
00:51 The sorrow is that this tension has killed me.
00:54 This tension has killed me.
00:57 Grandfather's granddaughter has lost.
00:58 Wow.
00:59 The one who used to say that I am the leader,
01:02 has finally become a coward.
01:04 Wow.
01:05 Look at another situation.
01:07 I have got new sorrows.
01:10 Suddenly the platelets have decreased.
01:12 Wow.
01:14 And you shouldn't meet strangers.
01:17 If you love me, do you love me?
01:19 Wow.
01:21 Why don't you tell me the truth?
01:23 If you love me, do you love me?
01:25 Wow.
01:26 And how far I came to say I love you to you.
01:30 Wow.
01:30 I don't want to put a ring on your ear.
01:32 Wow.
01:35 Do you love me?
01:36 Do you love me?
01:37 Wow.
01:37 And I came to do something.
01:40 It happened with me, but it's something.
01:41 Wow.
01:42 Very good.
01:43 And I am not worthy of doing it.
01:45 Do you love me?
01:48 Do you love me?
01:49 Wow.
01:50 And I am the one who talks nonsense.
01:53 Forget the nonsense.
01:55 Wow.
01:56 I am not a flower, but a flower in the flower.
01:59 Wow.
02:00 Do you love me?
02:01 Do you love me?
02:03 Wow.
02:04 Wow.
02:05 There are some people in our audience who want to test you.
02:11 Wow.
02:12 And some on comedy.
02:13 Let's see who is in the audience.
02:15 Hello.
02:16 My name is Abdul Rehman and I want to say a poem.
02:19 Wow.
02:20 Say it.
02:21 The one who couldn't love Lahore.
02:23 The one who couldn't love Lahore.
02:25 Will he love someone else?
02:27 Wow.
02:29 Wow.
02:31 This poem is a song.
02:34 Lahore.
02:35 Lahore.
02:37 I haven't seen Lahore.
02:38 I haven't come to Jamia.
02:40 Yes, dear.
02:42 My name is Sheeza Rizwan.
02:43 I will write the poem that I will do.
02:45 Wow.
02:46 I will present it.
02:46 I hope you all like it.
02:48 We will like it.
02:49 I say this poem with respect.
02:51 I salute every man who sits in Iman.
02:53 Wow.
02:55 I want to present this poem.
02:58 First, I will tell you that I am a martial artist.
03:00 Wow.
03:01 And..
03:01 Wow.
03:03 She is very good.
03:05 She is very good.
03:06 You write very well.
03:07 Wow.
03:08 Very good.
03:09 Wow.
03:10 Thank you very much.
03:11 She is misbehaving.
03:13 Okay.
03:14 You write very well.
03:15 Okay, tell us the poem.
03:19 Who will light the lamp now?
03:21 Wow.
03:21 Who will make someone happy now?
03:24 Wow.
03:24 We are bad and bad people are good.
03:27 Who will make people understand?
03:29 Wow.
03:30 Thank you.
03:31 Wow.
03:32 You know martial arts.
03:35 Who will come in front of you?
03:37 We don't praise the lion.
03:40 Our sister is a Nuki Kumar.
03:41 Roohi, I will tell you a martial arts play.
03:44 Yes.
03:45 The poet will cry.
03:46 You are my love.
03:48 Yeah.
03:49 It will be easy to defeat Salim in a martial arts fight.
03:56 Only..
03:57 You will have to do it.
03:58 Yes.
03:59 I have been doing it.
04:01 I am a black belt.
04:01 What?
04:02 You are a black belt.
04:03 Yes, I have got the anyone.
04:05 Yes.
04:07 Greetings.
04:07 Greetings. - My name is Arsane.
04:09 Yes.
04:09 First, I would like to say that
04:10 my motivational batting..
04:12 Sir, do I have your permission?
04:13 Mr. Azim Vicky.
04:15 Sir, I will train my dog for two years and make it run in the race.
04:17 It will be successful. I will get money.
04:18 Yes.
04:19 I left my dog in the race. It was ahead of everyone.
04:20 Suddenly, I said, "Come on, Tommy."
04:22 It left the race and came back.
04:23 There is a saying that I know.
04:26 What?
04:26 The boy is not a good boy.
04:27 Who is he?
04:28 He is a big mouth.
04:29 Sir, I had a doctorate degree.
04:32 I became a doctor.
04:33 A man came and said, "Sir, I have a cold."
04:34 He gave me a medicine.
04:36 And that man came again.
04:39 Okay.
04:39 He said, "I gave you 500 mg of medicine."
04:41 "You took 1000."
04:42 Okay, that man was crazy.
04:44 Yes.
04:45 It was hot. Why did he take medicine?
04:48 Yes.
04:48 Sir, the doctor gave me another medicine.
04:50 The patient came.
04:51 He said, "Sir, I am not hungry."
04:52 He said, "Give me your food."
04:54 Oh, God! I have never seen such a big mouth.
04:57 Why did you give me a small mouth?
04:58 The cricket team players play cricket very well.
05:04 Okay.
05:04 They were selected in the U-19 team.
05:06 Okay.
05:06 They played.
05:07 They went to play the first match.
05:08 They played the first game and asked for juice.
05:09 They said, "Play the first half."
05:11 There was an empire in cricket.
05:14 Okay.
05:15 The batsmen hit four sixes.
05:17 He went and said,
05:18 "The family can get married."
05:19 She was a very beautiful girl.
05:22 Okay.
05:23 They were going on a date.
05:24 They were going to Gujranwala.
05:25 It started raining.
05:26 He held her hand.
05:27 The girl said, "Sir, if you want, you can go ahead."
05:29 Yes.
05:29 He has been taken to Pindi.
05:30 Viewers, this was today's show.
05:35 We will meet you in the next show.
05:37 Take care of yourself.
05:39 Goodbye.
05:39 "Wake up, wake up."