00:00 So as you can see, why is Sonny single?
00:02 Well, I'm pretty sure it's obvious.
00:04 Since, you know, he doesn't go to the gym,
00:07 he has no money, aka Baroque,
00:11 and of course he has no game, which is ri...
00:14 Well, let me ask you a question then.
00:17 Why are you still single?
00:19 Um, well, that's because I'm dedicated to my Wing Girl community.
00:23 As you know, we are humanity's last hope,
00:26 and I want to make sure everyone can couple up
00:29 and knows how to date successfully
00:31 and not end up like you, Sonny.
00:34 That doesn't make any sense.
00:36 What do you mean? I love wearing avocados.
00:40 Well, have you ever been fishing in Sri Lanka?
00:44 No, but I once, like, threw, like, a fishhook out of the sky
00:47 and I realised I was walking upside down
00:49 and I, like, saw Ted Bundy one day
00:51 and, like, I just didn't know what was next.
00:54 Ted Bundy?
00:56 What?
00:57 No, I said Melissa Santiago.
00:59 Oh, that's the capital of Chile.
01:01 Three hours later...
01:03 I, like, really like knees.
01:06 I think they're really, like, bendy.
01:09 Do you know what's up and down and what is left and right?
01:11 I can't drive.
01:13 Oh, yeah. I can't walk either.
01:15 My mind is blank.
01:17 It's been blank for centuries
01:19 as I lie awake at night and sleep during the day.
01:24 My favourite thing to eat is hand sanitiser.
01:27 I feel like it's really, like, nutritious.
01:29 It cleans the spirit.
01:32 Yeah, like...
01:34 Yeah.
01:35 This is my analysis of you.
01:39 I think that if mangoes fell from the sky,
01:42 life would be a lot better, actually.
01:46 Damn, you're so true. That's right.
01:48 Yeah, I'm actually really smart.
01:50 And, like, what even is time?
01:54 That's what I was just talking about, actually.
01:56 I'm in love with you, Sonny.
01:58 What?
02:00 Serious?
02:04 Yes.
02:06 Really?
02:08 No!
02:09 My favourite day of the week is desktop.
02:23 (MUSIC)
02:25 I like zesty things.
02:30 What's your favourite zest?
02:32 (LAUGHTER)
02:34 (chewing)
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