00:00 [ Background noise ]
00:18 >> Oh, this is your lucky day.
00:20 Excellent.
00:20 Whoa. Thank you.
00:24 [ Music ]
00:36 [ Noise ]
00:42 >> Whoa.
00:44 [ Background noise ]
00:47 >> Ha, ha, ha.
00:48 Fucking hell.
00:49 What a fucking bad.
00:50 Oh, that's a fucking pisser, that.
00:53 Cool off.
00:54 [ Music ]
01:09 >> Eat banana, appeal to your liking, your incorporealness.
01:12 [ Noise ]
01:15 >> One watermelon.
01:17 [ Noise ]
01:17 [ Music ]
01:22 [ Noise ]
01:26 [ Screaming ]
01:33 >> Today I was playing Angry Birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned.
01:37 [ Noise ]
01:41 >> Okay.
01:42 [ Background noise ]
01:47 >> Bro.
01:48 Dude. Oh my God.
01:51 [ Background noise ]
01:55 >> Get my pinky.
01:56 [ Noise ]
02:03 >> Why are you looking at the menu like you know what you want?
02:06 [ Music ]
02:11 [ Noise ]
02:13 [ Laughter ]
02:18 [ Music ]
02:24 [ Noise ]
02:27 >> Holy.
02:28 [ Inaudible ]
02:29 >> Customer service sucks.
02:31 And I'm going to come--
02:32 >> Okay. Fuck out of here.
02:33 Okay.
02:33 [ Noise ]
02:34 [ Screaming ]
02:36 >> Yo, what the fuck?
02:37 [ Laughter ]
02:38 >> I have a question.
02:40 >> Ask a question.
02:41 You should.
02:42 Answer I will.
02:43 Yes or no.
02:45 >> Do you support racism?
02:48 [ Noise ]
02:51 [ Noise ]
02:59 >> All those patients that disappeared, they're dead.
03:03 [ Noise ]
03:12 [ Music ]
03:18 [ Noise ]
03:26 >> This gap right here.
03:28 >> Yeah.
03:29 >> Because of that, I'm able to tell that this car has been in an accident.
03:32 >> Shit. Well, that's why you're the mechanic.
03:34 [ Music ]
03:39 [ Inaudible ]
03:43 [ Music ]
03:46 [ Laughter ]
03:48 [ Noise ]
03:51 >> Me waiting under the bed for my boyfriend to pick up his clothes.
03:55 >> Hey. Hey.
04:01 [ Noise ]
04:08 [ Inaudible ]
04:28 [ Music ]
04:34 >> It's a honeycomb vase and it's got the little top so you can put your flowers in it.
04:39 Oh, that's my son.
04:41 [ Inaudible ]
04:43 >> No, she is not.
04:46 [ Inaudible ]
04:47 >> That's a large cat.
04:48 [ Music ]
04:50 [ Music ]
04:54 [ Music ]
04:58 [ Noise ]
05:03 [ Noise ]
05:10 >> High five.
05:11 Too slow.
05:12 [ Noise ]
05:13 >> Ready?
05:14 >> What are you doing?
05:14 What are you doing?
05:15 >> It's an old woman.
05:16 [ Noise ]
05:22 [ Inaudible ]
05:27 >> Why is it falling apart?
05:29 Oh, my God.
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