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00:04:05 Damn.
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00:04:23 Whiskey, let's find us a nice little bank.
00:04:26 What do you know?
00:04:29 I'm the boss.
00:04:30 That's the whiskey.
00:04:36 Now just for that, I'm going in alone.
00:04:41 And without me, you'll wind up holding a broken chair together.
00:04:46 You say something?
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00:05:00 Okay, well remember, I'm boss.
00:05:11 Ha!
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00:06:17 Meet me in front.
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00:06:28 Who is it?
00:06:41 The sheriff.
00:06:42 Open up.
00:06:43 You're not a sheriff.
00:06:52 I lied.
00:06:54 One, close the door.
00:06:58 Two, open the safe.
00:07:00 Three, on the floor.
00:07:03 [MUSIC]
00:07:16 You forgot number two.
00:07:18 Oh no, I didn't.
00:07:20 I did that when you stuck a gun in my face.
00:07:23 Open that safe.
00:07:26 The safe is locked for the night.
00:07:28 You know, only Mr. Simpson has the combination.
00:07:31 Combination?
00:07:32 I'm just, I'm just a clerk.
00:07:34 Two, three, four.
00:07:44 Excuse me.
00:07:56 [MUSIC]
00:08:00 Got a light?
00:08:01 How about a cigar?
00:08:04 I don't smoke.
00:08:05 Oh.
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00:08:31 Oh, what's your name?
00:08:38 Who's that noise?
00:08:40 I don't know.
00:08:41 It came from the back.
00:08:42 The sheriff, the sheriff's coming.
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00:09:02 Ha!
00:09:03 What are you doing?
00:09:04 You traitor, whiskey.
00:09:06 You traitor.
00:09:07 I'll get even with you.
00:09:09 You won't get away with this.
00:09:11 Traitor.
00:09:12 Get your hands off me.
00:09:16 Nobody pushes me around like this.
00:09:18 [MUSIC]
00:09:28 Here, ma'am, let me help you cross the street.
00:09:38 Are you blind?
00:09:44 Don't you see all these horses?
00:09:46 Oh, we'll never live through this.
00:09:49 Watch out for that key.
00:09:51 Oh, are you trying to get me killed?
00:09:54 Oh, this is terrible.
00:09:57 Here, let me help you, ma'am.
00:09:59 See, mother, safe and sound.
00:10:03 First of all, I ain't your mother.
00:10:06 Secondly, will you take your arm off me, dummy?
00:10:09 And thirdly, I didn't even want to cross the street in the first place.
00:10:14 Yes, ma'am.
00:10:16 [MUSIC]
00:10:29 Charming, charming.
00:10:32 Charming, you're gonna miss your train.
00:10:34 Now, you remember what I told you,
00:10:37 that Avery Simpson would steal the candy from a young'un if he got the chance.
00:10:42 Are you listening to me?
00:10:44 Yes, Papa.
00:10:45 Faraday, them shoes still on that old man?
00:10:47 Hell, yes.
00:10:48 Now, there's enough silver in that hill to make a St. Louis hooker happy,
00:10:53 but it ain't gonna do no good in the hill, you understand?
00:10:56 Yes, Papa.
00:10:57 So, you watch out for that thief in Avery Simpson,
00:11:01 or you'll wind up owning all of my money.
00:11:03 You follow me?
00:11:04 Yes, Papa.
00:11:05 One ticket, the snake's in.
00:11:11 That'll do it, Faraday.
00:11:12 One ticket, the snake's in.
00:11:14 Going away on a business trip, Mr. Faraday?
00:11:17 None of your business, Charming.
00:11:20 Here's your ticket.
00:11:22 Well, take it.
00:11:23 Bite on it.
00:11:25 I'll get a hold of somebody to meet you in Snake's Inn,
00:11:29 and he'll protect you.
00:11:31 I can take care of myself, Papa.
00:11:35 Charming, I'm not worried about you.
00:11:38 I'm worried about the money.
00:11:40 Bring the money right back to the house,
00:11:43 and be careful of strangers.
00:11:46 Yes, sir.
00:11:47 Pardon, monsieur.
00:12:00 Yes?
00:12:02 I'm Handsome Stranger.
00:12:03 So?
00:12:04 Well, it's my name.
00:12:05 I heard you have a telegram for me.
00:12:08 Boy, you talk...
00:12:11 funny.
00:12:13 Well, that's easy for you to say.
00:12:15 What about my telegram?
00:12:16 Oh, yes, yes, yes.
00:12:18 So I did.
00:12:19 I forgot to write it down.
00:12:21 With all that commotion and everything...
00:12:23 going on over at the bank.
00:12:27 But I do recollect what it said.
00:12:31 It said it was from a guy named...
00:12:34 Sparaday Jones.
00:12:35 He said his daughter was coming into town to pick...
00:12:40 something up at the bank,
00:12:42 and that you are supposed to escort her...
00:12:45 back out to his...
00:12:47 place.
00:12:49 And then he said something about you owing him.
00:12:56 That's true.
00:12:59 He saved my life once,
00:13:01 and I've been beholden to him ever since.
00:13:05 When is Miss Jones arriving?
00:13:07 Miss Jones is coming in on the evening train.
00:13:13 I wonder if I still have enough time to get something to eat.
00:13:16 Sure you do.
00:13:17 Just go on over to the Broken...
00:13:19 Broken...
00:13:20 Spoken Eat.
00:13:21 The Broken Spoke.
00:13:22 It's a saloon.
00:13:23 That's right, and this here is a telegraph office.
00:13:25 If you want to send a...
00:13:27 If you want to send a telegram,
00:13:29 well, you come here,
00:13:30 because it's the only place in town.
00:13:32 If you want to eat, you go to the Broken Spoke,
00:13:34 because it's the only place in...
00:13:36 Thank you.
00:13:37 Thank you.
00:13:38 ...town.
00:13:40 Oh, no.
00:13:41 I don't believe it.
00:13:43 Oh, easy. Go slow.
00:13:44 Go slow.
00:13:45 What happened?
00:13:52 She was trying to cross streets.
00:13:54 She got hit by a beer wagon.
00:13:56 They always say that alcohol and driving don't mix.
00:14:00 What a pity.
00:14:02 Oh, I thought I heard that voice.
00:14:05 Get out of here!
00:14:06 I'll call you!
00:14:07 Wait, you!
00:14:08 Stop this stretcher!
00:14:09 Get that man!
00:14:10 If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be hurt right now!
00:14:12 Turn this stretcher around!
00:14:13 What do you mean, hurt?
00:14:15 Turn this stretcher around!
00:14:16 Get that man!
00:14:17 I'll teach you when I want to cross the street!
00:14:21 Stupid!
00:14:22 I'm gonna make you...
00:14:23 I don't want to make you...
00:14:24 I don't want to make you...
00:14:25 I'm gonna make you...
00:14:26 I'm gonna make you...
00:14:27 I'm gonna make you...
00:14:29 [Helicopter]
00:14:31 Morning, Mr. Avery.
00:14:40 I want to see your prisoner.
00:14:42 Yes, sir.
00:14:43 I want to see Malone.
00:14:44 Traitor.
00:14:57 Dr. Strack?
00:14:58 Who are you?
00:15:00 I'm Avery Simpson.
00:15:02 I own the bank you blew up last night.
00:15:05 Yeah.
00:15:07 You use too much dynamite.
00:15:09 Hmm.
00:15:10 Well, I'm not mad at you for blowing up my bank.
00:15:12 No?
00:15:13 I'm not even mad at you for trying to blow my safe apart.
00:15:17 I don't keep any money in it anyway.
00:15:18 I don't trust banks.
00:15:20 You know why I'm not mad at you?
00:15:23 Why?
00:15:26 I'm not mad at you 'cause you and me may be able to do business together.
00:15:29 Now, if we can do business together,
00:15:34 you'll walk out of here with me scot-free.
00:15:36 And I'll give you a thousand dollars cash tomorrow.
00:15:41 If we can't do business together,
00:15:45 the sheriff here is gonna hang you from the balcony of the Broken Spoke.
00:15:49 Tonight.
00:15:50 I don't know.
00:15:55 Well?
00:15:56 I'm thinking, I'm thinking.
00:15:58 It's a deal.
00:16:08 Yes.
00:16:09 About a year ago, I grub-staked an old prospector over in Koldeck.
00:16:19 For that, I got half of everything.
00:16:21 You follow me?
00:16:22 Yeah.
00:16:23 Now he needs more money to work the mine.
00:16:26 He's putting up the other half as collateral.
00:16:28 I'm gonna lend him that money. You follow me?
00:16:31 Yeah.
00:16:32 He's sending his daughter over for the cash.
00:16:34 She's gonna take it back in the morning.
00:16:36 Now, I don't want her to get there, see,
00:16:38 'cause if I don't, I'll wind up with the whole outfit.
00:16:41 You still follow me?
00:16:43 Yeah, but what about a little advance on my money?
00:16:51 Well, there's $20.
00:16:53 Now, naturally, I'll deduct that from the 500 you will earn for getting my money back.
00:16:56 500?
00:16:58 You made mention of $1,000, didn't you?
00:17:00 I thought I made mention of a hanging, didn't I?
00:17:04 (bells jingling)
00:17:06 $500.
00:17:28 (laughing)
00:17:33 Hey.
00:17:34 Whiskey, if you behave, we're gonna be rich.
00:17:39 Real rich. Ha!
00:17:41 (train rumbling)
00:17:43 (crashing)
00:18:07 (music stops)
00:18:09 Whiskey.
00:18:14 Not you.
00:18:21 Stay outside.
00:18:24 (music playing)
00:18:26 (crashing)
00:18:40 Leave the bottle.
00:18:42 (music playing)
00:18:44 (grunting)
00:18:58 That's enough, you got it.
00:19:00 (grunting)
00:19:06 It's a left cross.
00:19:11 (grunting)
00:19:13 And that's a two-by-four.
00:19:16 (grunting)
00:19:20 Mr. Stranger?
00:19:38 The evening train's coming.
00:19:40 I just heard the-- I just heard the--
00:19:42 (whistling)
00:19:43 Blow. It's a-- it's a five-mile crossing.
00:19:47 Well, then the train's only five miles to go.
00:19:49 I reckon it's fucking finished my meal.
00:19:51 Well, I reckon if you want to meet the old train,
00:19:53 you better come now because-- because-- because...
00:19:56 Five-mile crossing is only-- is only a half a mile down the--
00:20:01 Track?
00:20:02 Way.
00:20:03 Really?
00:20:05 I better go.
00:20:07 (music playing)
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00:20:48 (music playing)
00:20:52 (music playing)
00:20:54 Pardon me.
00:20:56 Uh, pardon me.
00:20:57 Uh, would you mind taking hold of these, please?
00:21:01 Well, yes, ma'am.
00:21:03 One, two, three.
00:21:06 Ma'am, we'll see you again sometime.
00:21:10 Excuse me, ma'am.
00:21:11 Remember, you were the only lady that got off the train.
00:21:14 Yes, I was.
00:21:15 Then you must be charming.
00:21:17 When you say charming, you've said it all.
00:21:19 I mean, Charming Jones.
00:21:21 Parody starter.
00:21:22 Uh-huh.
00:21:23 Well, I'm a friend of your pa's,
00:21:24 and he told me to pick you up here.
00:21:26 I'm a handsome stranger.
00:21:27 Yes, you are.
00:21:29 Let me help you with your bags.
00:21:30 Thank you.
00:21:31 My.
00:21:38 Shall we?
00:21:40 Oh, yeah.
00:21:41 Yeah.
00:21:43 (train whistle blowing)
00:21:47 (train whistle blowing)
00:21:49 Handsome stranger's such a wonderful nickname.
00:22:06 Well, how did you get it?
00:22:08 Oh, it's not a nickname.
00:22:09 That's my real name.
00:22:11 Really?
00:22:13 Yeah, it was named after my father.
00:22:15 He must have been quite a man.
00:22:18 I don't know.
00:22:19 I never met him.
00:22:21 Uh, how did you meet my daddy?
00:22:27 I don't believe that I ever heard him mention your name.
00:22:30 Oh, I met him in Denver.
00:22:32 He saved my life, fed me back to health
00:22:35 after a bunch of ruffians beat me up.
00:22:38 Oh, dear.
00:22:40 Why did they do that?
00:22:43 You know, I don't know.
00:22:45 Like I said, it was a few years ago back in Denver.
00:22:49 I saw a whole bunch of crazy horses
00:22:52 running down the main street of the town.
00:22:54 Yeah?
00:22:55 And so I finally realized that these were runaways.
00:22:58 And, you know, so I jumped on my horse
00:23:01 and I chased them down the street
00:23:03 and I ran after them and it was like crazy.
00:23:05 The hoofs were beating on the ground
00:23:07 and they were going faster and faster.
00:23:09 I was getting faster and faster catching up with them.
00:23:12 And the problem really was that there were children and women
00:23:15 and old men in danger on the street, you know?
00:23:17 And I kept going fast and it was really a dangerous situation,
00:23:20 you know, and I tried to save them.
00:23:22 So you risked your life to try to stop them.
00:23:25 Yeah, I mean, I do this every day.
00:23:27 I try to do the right thing, you know?
00:23:29 Oh, how wonderful.
00:23:30 So I kept running and running after them
00:23:32 and finally I did catch up with them.
00:23:34 Whoa! Whoa!
00:23:36 Whoa!
00:23:38 What do you think you're doing?
00:23:40 Get him off my horse!
00:23:42 You dummy!
00:23:51 Now what am I going to do to make a living?
00:23:53 That was the only cat house in town.
00:23:55 Excuse me, ma'am. What do you do for a living?
00:24:03 And that's the way it was.
00:24:08 That was a brave and noble thing that you did,
00:24:11 stopping that team of horses.
00:24:13 Why, you could have been killed.
00:24:16 Oh, yes. Yes.
00:24:20 [snoring]
00:24:23 [snoring]
00:24:25 [knocking]
00:24:27 [knocking]
00:24:39 [snoring]
00:24:44 [snoring]
00:25:12 Huh?
00:25:13 There's been a change of plans.
00:25:15 Huh?
00:25:18 The girl already got somebody to ride shotgun for.
00:25:21 He don't look like much to me,
00:25:24 but it ain't going to be all that easy to get the money.
00:25:26 Uh, well, why don't I just hold him up and...
00:25:29 Why don't you just do that?
00:25:33 If you think you can handle it.
00:25:35 What makes you think I can't handle it?
00:25:38 Well, you did such a magnificent job on the bank.
00:25:42 That? Well, I've had a lot more experience robbing people.
00:25:48 Well, make sure you get that money.
00:25:50 I'll get it.
00:25:52 Well, make sure you bring it back. All of it.
00:25:54 But, mister, I'm not a dishonest man.
00:25:57 And I'm not a trusting man.
00:25:59 I always insure a risk.
00:26:01 [screaming]
00:26:05 [screaming]
00:26:07 [screaming]
00:26:18 [screaming]
00:26:20 Never mind that.
00:26:40 You take good care of that box, young man.
00:26:42 Charming, have a pleasant trip.
00:26:44 Say hello to your daddy for me.
00:26:47 [sighs]
00:26:49 I still say that we could have saved some of daddy's money
00:26:52 by renting one room instead of two.
00:26:55 Oh, no, don't worry about it, okay?
00:26:57 Hey, I can pay for my own room.
00:27:00 [cheering]
00:27:02 [dramatic music]
00:27:13 [roaring]
00:27:15 [yells]
00:27:33 [dramatic music]
00:27:35 ♪ He was waiting at the station ♪
00:27:55 ♪ When the train pulled in ♪
00:27:59 ♪ He was there to meet a lady ♪
00:28:01 ♪ As a favorite for a friend ♪
00:28:05 ♪ The stranger was a proud man ♪
00:28:07 ♪ Who paid the debts he owed ♪
00:28:11 ♪ And it was his time to pay the debt ♪
00:28:13 ♪ He owed from long ago ♪
00:28:17 ♪ Handsome stranger, where do you come from? ♪
00:28:22 ♪ No one seems to know your business here ♪
00:28:26 ♪ With your still blue eyes and pearl-handled guns ♪
00:28:31 ♪ There ain't an outlaw anywhere you fear ♪
00:28:36 ♪ Handsome stranger, where do you come from? ♪
00:28:41 ♪ No one seems to know your business here ♪
00:28:45 ♪ With your still blue eyes and pearl-handled guns ♪
00:28:50 ♪ There ain't an outlaw anywhere you fear ♪
00:28:54 ♪ Handsome stranger, where do you come from? ♪
00:28:59 ♪ No one seems to know your business here ♪
00:29:04 ♪ With your still blue eyes and pearl-handled guns ♪
00:29:09 ♪ There ain't an outlaw anywhere you fear ♪
00:29:14 ♪ Handsome stranger, where do you come from? ♪
00:29:19 [ Horse Whinnying ]
00:29:22 Higher.
00:29:24 [ Horse Whinnying ]
00:29:27 No. I mean me higher.
00:29:31 Now, was that difficult?
00:29:39 [ Chuckles ]
00:29:43 Whiskey, this is the day we strike it rich.
00:29:46 [ Grunts ]
00:29:48 One, I merely step out in front of that wagon.
00:29:56 [ Gunshots ]
00:29:58 That ought to stop 'em, huh?
00:30:02 Two, I shoot the boy flag.
00:30:05 [ Gunshots ]
00:30:07 Three, I steal the money and ravage that woman.
00:30:12 [ Laughing ]
00:30:14 Leaving that oily banker with his thumb up his dumb.
00:30:18 [ Chuckles ]
00:30:20 [ Whinnies ]
00:30:22 [ Sighs ]
00:30:32 I'll handle this.
00:30:39 [ Engine Starts ]
00:30:41 [ Grunts ]
00:31:07 Did you hear that?
00:31:09 No, I heard nothing.
00:31:11 There was a big sound.
00:31:13 [ Whirring ]
00:31:15 [ Whinnying ]
00:31:33 [ Whinnying ]
00:31:35 Whiskey!
00:31:45 Whiskey, where you been?
00:31:57 [ Whimpering ]
00:31:59 Ha!
00:32:07 Why does the banker want him watched?
00:32:15 He needs to be looked after.
00:32:19 [ Whimpering ]
00:32:21 [ Whimpering ]
00:32:24 I've never done this before. It's exciting.
00:32:27 You're doing a good job.
00:32:29 Oh, thank you.
00:32:31 Thank you, ma'am.
00:32:33 Oh, you're so welcome.
00:32:35 Mmm.
00:32:37 What a relief.
00:32:41 What?
00:32:43 That he passed road agent's bend without anything happening.
00:32:46 Yes, I know.
00:32:49 [ Laughing ]
00:32:51 Ha!
00:32:54 [ Whirring ]
00:32:56 [ Laughing ]
00:33:02 Ha!
00:33:04 Ha!
00:33:07 [ Whirring ]
00:33:10 [ Whirring ]
00:33:13 [ Whirring ]
00:33:15 [ Whirring ]
00:33:17 [ Whirring ]
00:33:45 [ Whirring ]
00:33:47 [ Whimpering ]
00:33:57 [ Whimpering ]
00:33:59 Sure is desolate out here.
00:34:11 Yes, ma'am.
00:34:13 ♪ Charming ♪
00:34:15 ♪ Charming ♪
00:34:17 ♪ There ain't no woman prettier than you ♪
00:34:20 Wouldn't it be awful if we were robbed or, uh...
00:34:24 attacked by vampires?
00:34:26 I hear they do terrible things to women.
00:34:32 ♪ And some stranger, where do you come from? ♪
00:34:38 ♪ No one seems to know your business here ♪
00:34:42 You don't talk much, do you?
00:34:44 ♪ With your still blue eyes and pearl-handled guns ♪
00:34:50 I wish you'd make some conversation, because, um...
00:34:54 otherwise, it's going to be very, very doubtful.
00:34:59 Well, what do you want to talk about?
00:35:02 Oh, anything. Anything. Just surprise me.
00:35:05 You want to see my gun?
00:35:07 I bet you've never seen one like this before.
00:35:10 [ Whirring ]
00:35:12 That's just like any other gun.
00:35:15 No, it just looks like any other gun, but it's not.
00:35:18 It's different.
00:35:20 Really?
00:35:22 Well, please tell me. I'm dying to know.
00:35:24 Oh, this is a seven-shot, six-shooter.
00:35:27 Yeah?
00:35:29 And I had it specially made.
00:35:31 Why?
00:35:34 Why?
00:35:37 I don't know.
00:35:39 Nobody asked me that before.
00:35:43 I'll bet.
00:35:45 [ "Song of the Sea" plays ]
00:35:48 ♪
00:35:50 ♪
00:35:52 ♪
00:35:54 ♪
00:35:56 ♪ I'll let her keep her dreams ♪
00:36:00 ♪ Keeps all the N.A.C.E. in the sea ♪
00:36:05 ♪
00:36:07 [ Singing in native language ]
00:36:11 [ Music stops ]
00:36:33 Oh, I love those Latin hymns.
00:36:36 Welcome, stranger.
00:36:39 You're a handsome stranger.
00:36:41 I see by the guns you wear that you're a man of violence.
00:36:46 Violence is ignorance, but it's not too late to be saved.
00:36:52 The skies are dark, and soon the rain will fall.
00:36:57 The angels are weeping for your soul.
00:37:00 Let those angel teardrops cleanse your heart.
00:37:04 It is not too late to be saved.
00:37:06 Really?
00:37:07 You can be the salt of the earth, the light of the life.
00:37:11 But you've got to stop drinking.
00:37:14 I'm not drinking.
00:37:15 No drinking.
00:37:16 Never.
00:37:17 No cussing.
00:37:18 Never.
00:37:19 No dirty jokes.
00:37:22 Hallelujah!
00:37:28 I've been a wicked sprog up like the grass at all the workers of the nicker when he flourished.
00:37:31 It was that they might be destroyed forever.
00:37:33 Hand me your guns.
00:37:35 Now, if I were a mind to rob you,
00:37:46 or perhaps molest your lady friend,
00:37:50 this gun would not scare you at all.
00:37:55 We both know it's not loaded.
00:37:58 Boy, I wanted to tell you, Reverend, that you...
00:38:00 And please, this gun is definitely loaded.
00:38:03 Right.
00:38:04 Now, if I were to point this gun at you and pull the trigger, it wouldn't scare you at all.
00:38:10 Reverend!
00:38:11 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait!
00:38:16 Listen!
00:38:17 Oh, oh, oh, come on!
00:38:19 Get back here!
00:38:20 Wait!
00:38:22 I wish you wouldn't have left so soon.
00:38:25 I think you really could have helped me.
00:38:28 Me too.
00:38:31 You and your seven-shot six-shooter.
00:38:37 Ah!
00:38:38 Risky.
00:39:00 What happened?
00:39:02 [HORN HONKING]
00:39:05 Behave yourself.
00:39:20 Risky, when we steal that money, we're gonna buy ourselves a nice spread.
00:39:32 With a little corral and a couple of cute fillies for you, huh?
00:39:35 Yeah, you'd like that.
00:39:38 I think I'll get me a couple of cute fillies too, huh?
00:39:42 Now go away. I gotta work this out.
00:39:47 Go away!
00:39:49 This is gonna work.
00:39:59 [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
00:40:03 [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
00:40:06 [HORN HONKING]
00:40:14 [HORN HONKING]
00:40:17 [YELLING]
00:40:36 [THUD]
00:40:39 [WHISTLING]
00:41:02 [HORN HONKING]
00:41:05 [HORN HONKING]
00:41:19 [HORN HONKING]
00:41:23 [HORN HONKING]
00:41:51 [HORN HONKING]
00:41:54 Yeah, I like this place. I'd spend the night here.
00:42:19 Perfect, isn't it?
00:42:22 And I'll take care of the team, okay?
00:42:40 [♪♪♪]
00:42:46 [♪♪♪]
00:42:50 [♪♪♪]
00:42:54 [♪♪♪]
00:42:57 [THUD]
00:43:16 [♪♪♪]
00:43:19 [NEIGHS]
00:43:32 [NEIGHS]
00:43:44 [NEIGHS]
00:43:48 [NEIGHS]
00:43:52 What's the matter?
00:43:55 Do you know which way is north?
00:43:58 Why?
00:44:00 Because when we stay overnight here,
00:44:02 we're supposed to point the tongue of the wagon to the north star.
00:44:05 So we know the next morning which way to go.
00:44:08 Oh, really?
00:44:10 That isn't one of the Pioneer magazines.
00:44:13 Oh.
00:44:15 Well, I tell you what.
00:44:17 If we cross the river and we make a left
00:44:19 going on the same road that we've been on all day,
00:44:22 we'll get to where we're going.
00:44:25 You're right.
00:44:27 You know, I think I will take a bath.
00:44:31 Well, then I get some wood for the fire.
00:44:34 Would you, uh, would you like to scrub my back?
00:44:37 I better get the wood.
00:44:40 I knew it, sir.
00:44:42 I knew the man would say that.
00:44:45 [♪♪♪]
00:44:48 [♪♪♪]
00:44:52 [♪♪♪]
00:44:55 [♪♪♪]
00:45:23 [♪♪♪]
00:45:26 [♪♪♪]
00:45:32 [♪♪♪]
00:45:35 Hansel?
00:45:49 Hansel, is that you?
00:45:52 [♪♪♪]
00:45:55 We should have packed a lunch, chief.
00:46:03 Looks like it's gonna be a long job.
00:46:05 Huh.
00:46:07 Do you want a hand in wrestle?
00:46:10 [howling]
00:46:13 [howling]
00:46:21 [panting]
00:46:24 Miss Charming, I've been lying here and looking at you
00:46:34 and thinking how fitting your name is.
00:46:37 I mean, it really does you justice.
00:46:41 How did you get a name like that?
00:46:45 It was the first thing that my daddy said
00:46:49 when they found out that they were gonna have me.
00:46:53 Mama said, "Parity, I think I'm pregnant."
00:46:57 And daddy said, "Oh, Charming, just charming."
00:47:02 Yeah, your dad, he's quite a guy, I'll tell you.
00:47:07 Do you have a girl?
00:47:18 Have you ever had a girl?
00:47:21 I don't think so, Miss Charming.
00:47:24 No.
00:47:26 What are you gonna do?
00:47:44 I think it's going to get cold tonight,
00:47:48 so I think I'm getting some wood for the fire, okay?
00:47:52 [groaning]
00:47:55 What the--?
00:48:05 Oh.
00:48:07 Respect.
00:48:10 One of these days, I'm gonna trade you in for a mule.
00:48:15 Yeah, you think you're so goddarn smart.
00:48:19 I don't think that was so funny.
00:48:24 [horses galloping]
00:48:27 [whistles]
00:48:50 Whiskey!
00:48:53 Did you hear me?
00:49:01 Then what are you standing there for?
00:49:07 Anxious beaver!
00:49:17 Look down there!
00:49:20 Over there!
00:49:27 Ha, it's him!
00:49:29 Him it is!
00:49:32 That's a very smart horse, Chief.
00:49:38 Now that horse for you, Barry.
00:49:44 [music]
00:49:47 My braids!
00:50:00 [horns honking]
00:50:04 [horses galloping]
00:50:07 We're gonna have a necktay party, Mr. Handsome Stranger.
00:50:21 You're gonna be the guest of honor, Mr. Handsome Stranger.
00:50:26 Ha!
00:50:30 [horses galloping]
00:50:33 [whistle]
00:50:45 [horns honking]
00:50:48 Whiskey!
00:50:56 Shh!
00:50:58 Whiskey!
00:51:01 [horns honking]
00:51:04 [horses galloping]
00:51:07 [horses galloping]
00:51:21 [horses galloping]
00:51:25 Ha!
00:51:28 I'll tell you when.
00:51:50 [music]
00:51:53 [horses galloping]
00:52:01 [thunder]
00:52:04 [rain]
00:52:07 [chatter]
00:52:17 [chatter]
00:52:20 [thunder]
00:52:23 [music]
00:52:26 [music]
00:52:40 [music]
00:52:43 [music]
00:52:54 [music]
00:53:02 [music]
00:53:05 [music]
00:53:12 [music]
00:53:23 [music]
00:53:29 [music]
00:53:32 It's chapter six, a tunnel in the hillside.
00:53:46 [music]
00:53:58 [music]
00:54:01 Huh? Right there.
00:54:17 [music]
00:54:21 [music]
00:54:24 Ha!
00:54:38 [music]
00:54:41 [music]
00:54:49 [music]
00:54:52 Did you see that?
00:55:00 [music]
00:55:03 [thud]
00:55:10 [music]
00:55:17 [horses galloping]
00:55:20 [music]
00:55:23 What are you?
00:55:39 [music]
00:55:42 A shortcut.
00:55:46 [music]
00:55:49 Watch this.
00:55:52 [music]
00:55:55 [horses galloping]
00:56:00 I'll show you how to handle these situations.
00:56:14 Here.
00:56:17 Back up.
00:56:21 Keep it that way.
00:56:33 Keep it taut.
00:56:38 [music]
00:56:41 [music]
00:56:44 Back up!
00:57:04 Back up!
00:57:07 Do you hear me?
00:57:10 [screaming]
00:57:13 [horse neighing]
00:57:17 [music]
00:57:20 [music]
00:57:25 [horses galloping]
00:57:37 [music]
00:57:40 [horses galloping]
00:57:46 [music]
00:57:49 [music]
00:57:55 [music]
00:58:06 We got to be careful from here on.
00:58:08 This is Indian country.
00:58:11 Indian county.
00:58:18 County?
00:58:21 [music]
00:58:28 Whiskey, this book has been following me up.
00:58:35 I don't need Jesse James.
00:58:38 Or Doc Holliday.
00:58:42 Or Billy the Kid.
00:58:45 I don't need anybody.
00:58:48 From now on, I do it my way.
00:58:51 Cactus Jack Slade.
00:58:56 [music]
00:59:00 [music]
00:59:03 [music]
00:59:11 [music]
00:59:19 [music]
00:59:22 [music]
00:59:29 [music]
00:59:33 [music]
00:59:37 [music]
00:59:41 [horse neighing]
00:59:49 Why, does old enemy,
00:59:53 prickly jack, come to nerve us elk?
00:59:58 It's Cactus Jack.
01:00:01 Cactus Jack Slade.
01:00:04 I come to speak with straight tongue.
01:00:07 Tongue may be straight,
01:00:11 but mouth hide many sharp teeth.
01:00:16 I seek great chief's help.
01:00:19 I lost my heart to a girl.
01:00:22 Can't you talk without your hands?
01:00:24 Yeah, well, this fella that's with her,
01:00:27 is one big mean critter.
01:00:30 How can this tired old warrior help?
01:00:37 Well, I was hoping, chief, that if you and me,
01:00:40 and a bunch of these here braves,
01:00:42 were to pop out sudden like Adam,
01:00:45 he wouldn't be so likely to start a ruckus.
01:00:52 You want nothing from this man,
01:00:56 but woman?
01:00:57 Not one thing.
01:00:58 Well, naturally, I'd take the buckboard.
01:01:01 Well, she couldn't very well ride a horse,
01:01:03 dressed like she is.
01:01:04 I'd even give him my horse.
01:01:08 I'm still willing to do him a kindness.
01:01:10 Giving him that horse, no kindness.
01:01:24 What in it for nervous elk?
01:01:31 Scalps.
01:01:32 Scalps?
01:01:36 Come now, mini sticker John.
01:01:39 It's cactus Jack.
01:01:41 Cactus Jack Slade.
01:01:43 My man.
01:01:46 Scalps.
01:01:48 Don't put beans on table.
01:01:53 I'll share the woman.
01:01:59 White woman crazy.
01:02:04 They all keep one bullet in gun.
01:02:07 I heard that.
01:02:09 By the way,
01:02:11 I've been meaning to ask you,
01:02:12 what do you Indians do when you capture a white woman?
01:02:20 Nervous elk, not now.
01:02:24 Crazy white woman always shoots off
01:02:27 before me have chance to find out.
01:02:31 Well, except one who by mistake
01:02:37 shoots nervous elk in the jaw.
01:02:45 I remember.
01:02:48 For old times sake,
01:02:50 will you help me?
01:02:52 Me like nearsighted elk that make love to cactus
01:02:56 been stuck before.
01:03:00 We will help.
01:03:03 I knew I could count on my friend.
01:03:05 Thanks chief.
01:03:18 Now what's the matter with you?
01:03:27 You're wrong.
01:03:31 I wasn't going to give you away.
01:03:37 I was just saying.
01:03:40 I'm going to get you.
01:03:58 That man is here to steal money, isn't he?
01:04:01 And if you help him,
01:04:03 you'll be stealing also.
01:04:06 But you've already given your word to the banker.
01:04:09 Did you go back on it now?
01:04:16 What about that white man?
01:04:18 Kiss on the white man.
01:04:47 Listen to those drums.
01:04:49 So scary.
01:04:51 Don't worry.
01:04:52 They never attack until daylight.
01:04:54 Really?
01:05:02 Thank you.
01:05:17 What chief?
01:05:19 He's going to set the Indian back at least 50 years.
01:05:21 I don't know which is worse.
01:05:23 Him or those damn drums.
01:05:27 This is the plan of attack.
01:05:29 Now go over it with your troops.
01:05:32 Okay chief.
01:05:33 Good brave.
01:05:37 Well handsome.
01:05:39 This is our last night together.
01:05:42 Yeah.
01:05:44 Tomorrow at this time you'll be home safe and sound with your daddy.
01:05:52 You know I'm not really sleepy, are you?
01:05:54 No, no.
01:05:55 I'm right awake.
01:05:57 Oh good, good.
01:06:02 What do you got in mind?
01:06:09 I know what.
01:06:10 What?
01:06:11 Do you want to hear some knock knock jokes?
01:06:13 I think I'll get some wood for the fire.
01:06:16 We attack at dawn.
01:06:19 Chief, why don't we attack now when they're off guard?
01:06:24 Indians never attack till dawn.
01:06:26 Why?
01:06:27 Because at night Indians too busy pounding on those damn drums.
01:06:49 There they are.
01:07:03 What are we waiting for?
01:07:05 It not dark yet.
01:07:09 Till 628 and 45 seconds according to Armagnac.
01:07:14 Chief, you sure your braves can handle this?
01:07:18 My people, greatest light cavalry ever at Mount Horse.
01:07:24 At dawn.
01:07:29 My braves, prepare to mount.
01:07:32 Prepare to mount.
01:07:33 Prepare to mount.
01:07:40 Mount.
01:07:42 Mount.
01:07:47 Charge.
01:07:49 Mount.
01:07:54 Mount.
01:07:59 Mount.
01:08:04 Mount.
01:08:09 Mount.
01:08:14 Mount.
01:08:19 Mount.
01:08:21 Mount.
01:08:24 Mount.
01:08:27 Mount.
01:08:30 Mount.
01:08:35 It's not going to work out.
01:08:39 My word is burnt.
01:08:41 Hey, Beaver, any braves still moving?
01:08:45 Yes, Chief.
01:08:46 Good.
01:08:47 Get mounted.
01:08:48 Get mounted.
01:08:50 Four of us will continue.
01:08:53 No fear, porcupine Jack.
01:08:56 Yours is good ants.
01:08:59 No, it's cactus Jack.
01:09:02 Cactus Jack Slade.
01:09:04 I'm going to do it my own way.
01:09:06 Whiskey.
01:09:09 What?
01:09:10 Did anybody see my horse?
01:09:13 He went far away.
01:09:15 Whiskey.
01:09:23 Whiskey.
01:09:26 Whiskey.
01:09:29 Whiskey.
01:09:34 I think they're getting on us.
01:09:36 Come on.
01:09:38 Come on, faster, faster.
01:09:40 Come on, faster, faster.
01:09:51 [German]
01:10:09 Yeah, you're tough.
01:10:10 Come on, bumper.
01:10:12 You're looking good, honey.
01:10:16 You're getting closer, handsome.
01:10:18 I know.
01:10:20 I don't know what got them so mad.
01:10:23 Wait till I tell you.
01:10:24 I don't know.
01:10:25 It could be those knock-knock jokes you were telling.
01:10:29 I don't know.
01:10:30 Really?
01:10:31 Really.
01:10:34 But I do know we're slowing down.
01:10:39 I think you better go a little faster, handsome,
01:10:42 because they're going to get us.
01:10:45 I can't go any faster.
01:10:46 This horse is already tired.
01:10:51 Well, in a little ways, you're going to be safe.
01:10:55 What do you mean, ma'am?
01:10:57 Trust me.
01:11:01 There it is.
01:11:10 [German]
01:11:22 You, back over here where you belong.
01:11:30 That was pretty close, chief.
01:11:32 Close, not good enough.
01:11:35 Well, brace, back to beads, stringy.
01:11:41 Bye-bye, chief.
01:11:42 Maybe next time.
01:11:50 And I got all dressed up for nothing.
01:12:10 [German]
01:12:38 [German]
01:12:48 [German]
01:12:58 [German]
01:13:26 [German]
01:13:36 [German]
01:13:46 [German]
01:14:06 [German]
01:14:26 [German]
01:14:36 [German]
01:14:46 [German]
01:14:56 [German]
01:15:16 [German]
01:15:26 [German]
01:15:46 [German]
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01:17:06 [German]
01:17:16 [German]
01:17:44 Whiskey.
01:17:46 Whiskey!
01:17:54 Whiskey.
01:18:12 Whiskey.
01:18:32 Whiskey.
01:18:52 Whiskey.
01:19:12 Whiskey.
01:19:22 We got him.
01:19:30 Whiskey.
01:19:44 You got a funny sense of humor.
01:19:52 What you doing there?
01:19:58 Take another step and I'll ventilate you.
01:20:06 Nobody outsmarts Cactus Jack Sleight.
01:20:12 Hold it.
01:20:14 Like the man said.
01:20:16 Just hold it.
01:20:19 [Music]
01:20:31 Uh, exactly what are your intentions?
01:20:35 To see that justice is done.
01:20:40 And yours?
01:20:42 Blow his head off.
01:20:44 Steal the money.
01:20:46 And?
01:20:51 I'm gonna ravish you.
01:20:57 Handsome, you lose.
01:21:01 What's his name here? Just...
01:21:04 I'll fit you.
01:21:14 [Music]
01:21:39 [Music]
01:21:46 You better watch out for the villain.
01:21:50 He may be heading for your town.
01:21:53 You better watch out for the villain.
01:21:57 Get off the streets before the sun goes down.
01:22:01 He's on really mean, a snake with a scheme.
01:22:05 Mr. Unclean, big as life.
01:22:08 One of a kind with a wit and a mind.
01:22:11 As sharp as the back of a knife.
01:22:14 He's Cactus Jack Sleight, a mistaken ancient man.
01:22:18 A trick fate has played on herself.
01:22:21 He may insult you ladies, frighten your babies.
01:22:25 And end up shooting himself.
01:22:28 You better watch out for the villain.
01:22:32 He may be heading for your town.
01:22:35 You better watch out for the villain.
01:22:40 Get off the streets before the sun goes down.
01:22:43 [Music]
01:22:57 Yeah, you might wanna know.
01:22:59 He's not just a show.
01:23:01 And when you go, understand.
01:23:04 The West that was born with guns and with guns.
01:23:08 Could still be lost by one man.
01:23:11 Cactus Jack Sleight, an egg nature laid.
01:23:15 A blunder she made running wild.
01:23:18 His plots and his schemes fall apart at the seams.
01:23:22 But he won't quit it, don't fit his style.
01:23:25 You better watch out for the villain.
01:23:29 He may be heading for your town.
01:23:32 You better watch out for the villain.
01:23:37 Get off the streets before the sun goes down.
01:23:40 [Music]
01:23:54 The tale has been spun, the damage is done.
01:23:58 And I have run out of rhymes.
01:24:01 But this ain't the end.
01:24:03 I thought you'd friend.
01:24:05 We'll see you again in time.
01:24:08 He's Cactus Jack Sleight, mistake nature made.
01:24:12 A trick faith has played on the world.
01:24:15 It's hard to digest as the sun sinks in the West.
01:24:19 And the villain rides off with the girl.
01:24:22 You better watch out for the villain.
01:24:26 He may be heading for your town.
01:24:29 You better watch out for the villain.
01:24:34 Get off the streets before the sun goes down.
01:24:37 [Music]
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